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Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

SickZip posted:

Your conspiracy theories of secret fifth columns of dirty foreigners subverting American democracy are weird and deeply racist

SickZip posted:

The only real difference is they waited a couple weeks longer and weren't as willing to resort to violence immediately

Guys it's happening again. The lols are coming from within the thread!

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

lol

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

SickZip posted:

Your conspiracy theories of secret fifth columns of dirty foreigners subverting American democracy are weird and deeply racist

Your words, not mine.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Hmm despite of all this evidence showing that Russians have been deeply involved with the current White House staff have you just considered that maybe you're racist???????

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Collusion with a foreign power to help destabilise an election is straight up treason. Not even a month and this is potentially bigger than Watergate.

Deep heavy, dry heaving lols.

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept posted:

what in the gently caress are you talking about?

The right didn't truly go off the deep end until a couple months in. The difference in the confirmation process for the cabinet is night and day since the Republicans were still working with Obama at this point and hadn't gone full retard yet

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Melenia is probably having all kinds of nasty sex with her secret service agents

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
Treason baby! #ITMFA

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Macrowave Oven posted:

Your words, not mine.

i, for one, think that the foreigners who have infiltrated the highest echelons of american politics, are probably very well kempt, and charming.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

EDIT NOPE THAT WAS A BAD IDEA FOR ME TO POST THAT WORDS FBI PLEASE IGNORE

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

SickZip posted:

The right didn't truly go off the deep end until a couple months in. The difference in the confirmation process for the cabinet is night and day since the Republicans were still working with Obama at this point and hadn't gone full retard yet

lololololol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Collusion with a foreign power to help destabilise an election is straight up treason. Not even a month and this is potentially bigger than Watergate.

Deep heavy, dry heaving lols.

Can you... can you imagine what it'd be like if Trump and his crew are the ones that get nailed for treason, while Obama - treasonous commie socialist lizardman he is - and Biden are off windsurfing and sipping margaritas on the beach?

my god I don't think I could handle lols of that magnitude, social media would be incredible

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Feb 11, 2007

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hmm I can't think of any reason it'd be bad for a long-time enemy of the United States to have leverage over our president?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


SickZip posted:

Your conspiracy theories of secret fifth columns of dirty foreigners subverting American democracy are weird and deeply racist

Russians are retarded and suck rear end dude

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I always thought the one thing that could unite the political parties was a hatred of Russian scum but even that has been turned on its head by Trump

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Pooty-toots is the white male Christian alpha that will lead western civilization into a new golden age and if he has wreck the USA to do it I guess it's a small price to pay.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Code Jockey posted:

Can you... can you imagine what it'd be like if Trump and his crew are the ones that get nailed for treason, while Obama - treasonous commie socialist lizardman he is - and Biden are off windsurfing and sipping margaritas on the beach?

my god I don't think I could handle lols of that magnitude, social media would be incredible

I'm already getting enough entertainment from the last few trump supporters brave enough to vomit some variety of brainless jingoism in his twitter comments. Seeing those people in full on melt-down mode would be all the lols I would need for the rest of the year

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Collusion with a foreign power to help destabilise an election is straight up treason. Not even a month and this is potentially bigger than Watergate.

Deep heavy, dry heaving lols.

as the commander in chief of the military, does that mean Trump can be executed under the Uniform Code of Military Justice?

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Carmant posted:

Russians are retarded and suck rear end dude

No one is a bigger pile of idiotic burning garbage then America and all the care about Russia is just a deflection about that

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

SickZip posted:

No one is a bigger pile of idiotic burning garbage then America and all the care about Russia is just a deflection about that

This is true, but have you also considered that everywhere, except maybe Canada, Iceland, Norway, etc. are giant tire fires of terribleness? It's truly dicks all the way down, and your comments are just a deflection about that

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
looking at trumps first month, on one hand it's so easy to fit the pieces into a gigantic illuminati-esque plot coming from some super rich Republicans. They recognize that the country is leaning racist and stupid for the past few decades and capitalize on obama-hate: pump talk radio shows full of dog whistle racism, whip all the idiots into a frothing rage that a nonwhite would dare try to run this great white nation. Combine it with fox news stories about the terrible immigrant scourge and the lazy, parasitic poors and you can see how someone canny could reasonably have guessed trump at least had a shot to carry the electoral college. And if he fails, worst case, you've got some polling data on 'where did he go too far? How much racism and insanity was too much for our people to agree with?'

best case you crush hillary's dreams, trump gets a month or two to really test the limits of Obamas expanded presidential powers against the courts and against public opinion, to find out exactly where the line is. How much drama and absurdity will Americans put up with in the name of fighting terrorism? How can we manipulate the media to do our will rather than being liberal lapdog? And then eventually you have trump go too far, and all the Republicans who were okay with pussygrabbing and walls and poo poo suddenly turn in lockstep and put their foot down. No, this is too much, we must impeach this dangerous man because it turns out we never knew he was a russia man and he's on tape giving putin a rimjob, and so everyone cheer for our brave and strong VP, who is now the president, hooray!

And, like, if you really try, you can put every ridiculous thing that's happened so far into that weird but semi-reasonable alternate timeline... except that pence is VP. A million choices are further up in the GOP seniority hierarchy, there are many more ambitious, more skilled, more cunning, more evil, and literally no reason to pick some do-nothing fundamentalist nothingman from Indiana over one of the key players in the GOP. Pence is very much establishment, so no excuses of trying to avoid associations there, and the appeal to evangelicals could come from any numbers of better choices

Lol, as much as I'd love to believe this was all planned and history will show the master plan of the Koch Brothers to take over America or whatever, it's not possible. Everyone involved is just hanging on for the ride and desperately trying not to come out with poo poo all over them

Just... lol

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Feb 15, 2017

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/14/politics/republicans-want-flynn-investigations/index.html

lol can't believe those racists want to persecute trump just for being in the thrall of a foreign power, so partisan. SAD!

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

SickZip posted:

No one is a bigger pile of idiotic burning garbage then America

this is true I mean we elected President Donald Trump lol

quote:

and all the care about Russia is just a deflection about that

hahahaha naaah nah man nah hahaha it's actually a big deal

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
trump has not tweeted about being owned by russians today and this makes me SAD!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Kinda lol that putin got reverse owned because he chose the unpredictable unstable orange baby over the corporate "enemy of Russia" Clinton.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
side-lol at the Russians itt complaining about Americans demonizing them

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Cobweb Heart posted:

/me praying to god And please, Lord... Would it kill ya to toss us a trump piss vid

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I don't want to see the piss video because then I could get in trouble for viewing child porn but I want it confirmed to exist!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I laughed a real, joyous ha-ha-ha kind of laugh at the trump feet pic and the post pointing out that they were smaller than the girl's.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
here's a real LOL-back to the campaign:

remember during one of the debates when trump was like "russia's great, i love russia, they're fantastic" and anderson coopers goes "hold on we have this quote from pence saying that russia totally blows and sucks" and trump goes "i haven't talked with him about russia"

anyways after that sixty some million people thought this guy should be in charge of them

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Remember when Easy-D asked Russians, on television, in front of a crowd of people to hack his enemies and everyone was like "what? no, that's just silly ol' Don being a goof." and LOL it totally happened and turns out he's a Russian stooge and so is half his administration. Like, seriously it's so obvious but still a bunch of dumb assholes are like "What? Russia? No way man, no way." LoL

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lots of them are already past denial and have progressed into the "actually, the real villains are the people pointing out these crimes" stage
it's pretty unreal lol

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Yeah, LOL Big Donnie T himself is already tweeting about "the real story is all my drat scandals and hideous incompetence getting leaked to the public." haha what a stupid moron that we as a nation elected to lead us.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
he promised the american public he would run the most transparent administration ever and in a way he has delivered on that promise lol

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Strongest National Security ever. Just the best. His number one policy is "When I have a secret document out on the table you guys have to look away. It's the honor system. If you look at the secrets you're the bad guy."

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

bag em and tag em posted:

Yeah, LOL Big Donnie T himself is already tweeting about "the real story is all my drat scandals and hideous incompetence getting leaked to the public." haha what a stupid moron that we as a nation elected to lead us.

Lol

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Lol that the thread for saying lol that Trump is president is the least noisy/most information-dense/most readable Trump thread on the forums by like a lot.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

emoji posted:

Lol that the thread for saying lol that Trump is president is the least noisy/most information-dense/most readable Trump thread on the forums by like a lot.

lol

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

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Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE
Right now I'm loling at the fact that they're seriously considering replacing Flynn (hehehe) with Petraeus, a man who was actually convicted of mishandling classified information (you better believe he took a plea bargain on that to avoid a felony charge) in conjunction with an extra-marital affair, and they want to make him the new National Security Adviser.

HAHahahahehehe... lol

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