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Jose posted:he mad good plan for damage control (if youre donald trump, president of the usa) if you suspect youre being dumped on mercilessly by the intelligence agencies i guess would be to continue to poo poo on the intelligence agencies
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Bust Rodd posted:He's been tweeting every 15 minutes in the last hour... it's kind of embarrassing how it almost daily links up with when he is watching his morning news outlets... he tweeted about his daughters clothing brand during an intelligence briefing lol
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I can't believe that being President of the USA would be one of the hardest jobs to get fired from lol
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aaand now he is tweeting about obama and russia
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thathonkey posted:aaand now he is tweeting about obama and russia https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831846101179314177?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet he mad
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the twitter alerts are finally paying off I can't stop lollin https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831846101179314177
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I've been laughing for five minutes now, unironically.
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Trump criticizing Obama over Russia is purestrain comedy gold there lol
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I see what Matt Stone and Trey Parker meant when they said this is pretty much impossible to satirize
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someone edit this so that the issues after person of the year are meltdown covers again
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A misanthrope posted:what are the chances this will finally sink him? less than 1 month in office
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Away all Goats posted:I see what Matt Stone and Trey Parker meant when they said this is pretty much impossible to satirize They spent 15 years mocking trans and minority people I'd sure they can write a joke about a bad president.
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what the gently caress is he even trying to say? because it sheds a bad light on him it is unamerican?
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Donny got his tweet phone back! I was worried he wouldn't. I'm imagining some childish thieving mission with Trump in his PJs bellycrawling into an aides room while they're sleeping, quietly opening a drawer, then tip-toeing out and snickering in the hallway while logging into Twitter.
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Me when I think the President is Donald Trump
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Moridin920 posted:yeah no poo poo but during the election they were this big bad guy for what reason? i'm not a big fan of far right ethno-relio-dictatorships myself.
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*Gets intelligence briefing in front of public at restaurant*
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freeing the ghost post https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/831859601997983744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Tumble posted:Donny got his tweet phone back! I was worried he wouldn't. Surely it's on time for his IT team to just block twitter's IP at the white house. edit: classic DJT tweets please : https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/378236334273331201
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the one thing i want to really sink in with all goons, even foreign goons should they decide to emigrate (lol) is that Even you can become the President one day!! you have the vast lake of power within you, and even if you do nt you can still just fake it til you make it but watch out once you do
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A misanthrope posted:what are the chances this will finally sink him? i mean, we're so far into uncharted territory that any guess is just a stab in the dark. we've passed so many "there's no way a campaign/presidency would survive that" moments that who the gently caress knows what'll finally sink him lol
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lol found this again, the voter quotes are gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgUqgM3euC8&feature=youtu.be&t
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a very unhappy dead inside man lmao'd quite vigorously and it was today this day, when the President of the United States was Jonald Trump
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Holy gently caress the lols are coming at breakneck speed today lmao. What a time to be alive.
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Re: Ivanka drooling over Trudeau. ImO, it's further proof that Trump molested his daughter. I haven't seen anyone here or elsewhere mention how Ivanka was attracted to Trudeau through the lens of Daddy Issues. Yes, her father is attracted to her, and probably always had greedy hands to match his greedy eyeballs. She clearly has daddy issues--who wouldn't under his thumb? Her deep psychological scarring has left her fantasizing about a different Head of State. One that is OK to sleep with.
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ProperCoochie posted:Re: Ivanka drooling over Trudeau. ImO, it's further proof that Trump molested his daughter. Yes, I too am shocked I haven't seen anyone mention this insanity
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People have been known to die from excessive laughter. So many people will die from loling at Trump that lolocaust will enter the dictionary. Lol just lma*clutches chest, keels over*
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