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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Stop, I can only LOL so much in one day!

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tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

My sides are sore from all the lolling I can't take it.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I'm dying, Squirtle!

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Lodin posted:

I'm dying, Squirtle!



From one carnie to another lol

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Except for the kids and the lady right behing Trump (Shane's wife?) everyone in that picture has taken a Stone Cold Stunner.

Lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
reading? get that poo poo outta here!

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
lol 6 tweets from 3:40AM to 5:13AM

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lodin posted:

I'm dying, Squirtle!



Lmao Jesus wept lol

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

living on the West coast is great, condensed purestrain lols itt every morning when I wake up

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
With the official Presidential schedule we're able to try to guess how much sleep he's getting in a night, right? I know olds can't sleep and gotta pee multiple times but having to post angry tweets about fake news on top of that has to be killing him lol.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Knight posted:

lol 6 tweets from 3:40AM to 5:13AM

The hardest working man in Government.


But yes, I assume that he's constantly riled up and getting very little sleep at this point. Turns out electing an elderly angry overweight man to POTUS might not be the best idea ever, even though it sure is entertaining.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I just remembered this lol

http://www.wnd.com/files/Focusletter.pdf

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:trumppop:

https://twitter.com/20committee/status/831872441597194241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Sad! Not good!

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

lol this gets me every time

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


Someone translate this nonsense for me so I can lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
IC means intelligence community so the NSA trump had a meltdown about this morning

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Is beerman in an actual alphabet agency or is he just a man drinkin beers?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

who is this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
no he writes for a company owned by trump's son in law but its nice to believe there might be future lols imo

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
oh my god I just saw that he got his phone back and spewed out some morning tweets holy poo poo lmao especially these ones oh man

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831840306161123328

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831853862281699331

hahahaha making enemies out of the NSA and FBI is the stupidest possible choice he could make lol the goddamn head of the FBI even tipped the election in president donald trump (lol)'s favor not even four months ago and he's throwing them under the bus to gain some points with his twitter followers holy poo poo loool

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

From the Eli Lake, Bloomberg article that Trump thanked heartily for supporting him, so he thought:

quote:

In the end, it was Trump's decision to cut Flynn loose. In doing this he caved in to his political and bureaucratic opposition. Nunes told me Monday night that this will not end well. "First it's Flynn, next it will be Kellyanne Conway, then it will be Steve Bannon, then it will be Reince Priebus," he said. Put another way, Flynn is only the appetizer. Trump is the entree.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
this is just too good

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

proof of concept posted:

oh my god I just saw that he got his phone back and spewed out some morning tweets holy poo poo lmao especially these ones oh man

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831840306161123328

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831853862281699331

hahahaha making enemies out of the NSA and FBI is the stupidest possible choice he could make lol the goddamn head of the FBI even tipped the election in president donald trump (lol)'s favor not even four months ago and he's throwing them under the bus to gain some points with his twitter followers holy poo poo loool

loving lol'in. Planets dying cloud

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

since trump doesn't read and just tweeets about whats on the news he repeatedly tweets about articles that are extremely negative about him that they're good

Night Pay
Nov 22, 2016

by Smythe

Drunk & Ugly posted:

I'm on page 91 I can't handle this poo poo slow down the mother effing lols

Well better get with the program guy, it's week four and the lol train hasn't even left the station yet

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




ya know what? GBS has made fun of preppers a lot and now I feel like we owe the prepper community an apology.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

well why not posted:

ya know what? GBS has made fun of preppers a lot and now I feel like we owe the prepper community an apology.

imagine a crazy prepper with lots of guns and bullets and beans but he's super duper liberal. that is me.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

proof of concept posted:

oh my god I just saw that he got his phone back and spewed out some morning tweets holy poo poo lmao especially these ones oh man

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831840306161123328

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831853862281699331


Lol, if you captain a ship, and the ship is leaking, it's up to you to patch the leaks. You don't yell at them.

Lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

since trump doesn't read and just tweeets about whats on the news he repeatedly tweets about articles that are extremely negative about him that they're good

it's unreal. everything is unreal

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831830548565852160

reality is like, melting, or something

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

proof of concept posted:

it's unreal. everything is unreal

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831830548565852160

reality is like, melting, or something

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
I feel like the president unironically shilling for fox and friends has become an afterthought, and I shivered saying that.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Inside the WH:
Easy D: you mentioned a "nuclear option", can we go back to that? [Note, Donald mispronounced nuclear]

Bannon: oh yeah [waggle hips suggestively, bulge clearly showing, rosacea flushing]

Easy D: well, can we use them tactically? What I'm saying is can we use them selectively? [While he doesn't stumble over multisyllabic words, he pronounces them as almost distinct words]

Pence: like how?

Easy D: I'm thinking about soft targets like the failing New York Times, the FBI, and CIA.

James Comey's head comes from under the desk, he wipes his lips: wait, wha?

homercles
Feb 14, 2010

Easy D has 50 tactical burner phones stashed all over his body, expect more lols :classiclol:

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

A misanthrope posted:

what the gently caress is he even trying to say? because it sheds a bad light on him it is unamerican?

Yes

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
hahahaha

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/831890902994022401

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Lol. Easy D, best strongest smartest president of all time, is getting shook up by a failing terrible fake news media. Each any every american supports him, but the streets are full of paid protesters and rioters. Up is down. Black is white. Cats and dogs living together.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

delayed lol here @ the leak pun

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I kind of feel like i'm in a coma, and reading this stuff is like someone desperately trying to wake me up

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