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threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Speaking of fights that might actually happen, tony and Khabib is right around the corner.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

threeagainstfour posted:

Speaking of fights that might actually happen, tony and Khabib is right around the corner.

This post just shredded Khabib's knee.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

big money big clit posted:

If he cared about more money he'd have probably fought in the last year and a half.

I'll ignore the fact that you are doubting whether Floyd Mayweather wants more money, but just note that this is a way bigger payday then the average boxer...even if your rich it's probably hard to turn down another $150 million.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Who bought me this avatar btw? Honestly just curious at this point.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

BlindSite posted:

Why are you arguing about a fight that isnt happening and that wont happen?

Barao and choi is apparently off as well as jj wtf ufc, make some cool fights already.

There's a lot of conjecture out there, but I'll be really interested to read analysis of this period of the UFC in a few years when writers might be able to dig more into the details of this whole ownership transition. A lot of things feel really odd about the last few months, but I also feel like people are looking for stuff to find weird and confirmation bias kicks in. It's not that uncommon for fights to be called off for reasons that only become public much later but it feels more noticeable right now.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Wow all this talk about Mayweather, the world's most boring and rich boxer is pretty sweet.


Speaking about boring the Lewis v. Browne fight my hot take is brown is still a retard looking ogre and should be nicknamed Mongoloid Mike.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

Make a separate thread for Conor/Floyd because it's loving dumb


Dangersim posted:

No its just dumb


Dangersim posted:

Because he'll make more money fighting conor then he would fighting a random boxer, it's not complicated.


Dangersim posted:

I'll ignore the fact that you are doubting whether Floyd Mayweather wants more money, but just note that this is a way bigger payday then the average boxer...even if your rich it's probably hard to turn down another $150 million.

:cmon:

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Work Friend Keven posted:

Me (joking, using irony) nice, would watch this fight but I'm busy jacking off to playboy(reference to Jose aldo)
Old psp, only weeks ago: make another joke or ref like maybe... where's your juijitsu now playboy. Just the classic twisted yet smart stuff that this forum is famous for.
Current psp, now: (completely earnest) nice actually when you do this for real, as I know you will and I also will, you will have an easier time due to playboy reversing its no nudity stance. Anyone want to discuss different lubes for jacking? Sex shops have dedicated jack lubes with cool sex names now. I use ManSauce myself but a lot of my real life social group is partial to Big Spurt.

Maniac sex pervert here again with a tip: you can get just as good lube for almost free by using the hand lotion from the bathroom at home :tipshat:

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Dangersim posted:

Who bought me this avatar btw? Honestly just curious at this point.

We all chipped in a dollar.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Dangersim posted:

I'll ignore the fact that you are doubting whether Floyd Mayweather wants more money, but just note that this is a way bigger payday then the average boxer...even if your rich it's probably hard to turn down another $150 million.

Well, I don't think he would get $150 million for one. And he made 32 million fighting Berto, meaning he could make about that much fighting anyone, and yet he hasn't fought in a year and a half, so I conclude that he's not that interested in more money currently.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



We never settled Batman vs Anderson, but that's ok. New matchup: Modern Era Aquaman (magical hand made of wwter that grants him powers beyond breathing underwater and talking to fish) vs Majin Boo in that form where he is obsessed with candy?

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Marching Powder posted:

Dedicated jack lubes

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
That's some bush league poo poo not to give fighters free access to tape

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Skip My Posts posted:

That's some bush league poo poo not to give fighters free access to tape

It sounds like something from Major League.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

That's some bush league poo poo not to give fighters free access to tape

Got to cut costs!

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Dangersim posted:

Who bought me this avatar btw? Honestly just curious at this point.

Nathan Diaz

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Precisely.


He can basically say something like "Oi went and fought da best boxer of all toime. What duh fuk is everyone else doing while oi challenge meself and make a lot a fookin money?"
Like how he pretended he challenged himself by fighting Nate Diaz.

Mr. Nice! posted:

How amazing would it be if he just walk off KOed Floyd, though?
It would be far more amazing if he turned into a dragon, and then Floyd turned into three dragons. Then Dana is also dragons, and all the dragons were wearing Sprawl mma shorts and they join together to make a giant Dan Henderson face in the sky, who recited "To a Mouse" by Robert Burns.

threeagainstfour posted:

That said, I can't imagine Conor actually cares about winning or losing so long as he gets a huge pay day out of the match.
True, there's no way the man who became a hermit in Iceland and spent a bajillion dollars on a camp in order to become the 9th man to beat Nate Diaz by decision cares about winning or losing.

Novum posted:

He has never ko'd with a headkick
To the best of my recollection, he's never even hurt somebody with them. He uses them the way other fighters use a jab: as interference, to measure his range and to bait them to come in. This has come at the cost of making his actual jab awful.

threeagainstfour posted:

Speaking of fights that might actually happen, tony and Khabib is right around the corner.
This is a genuinely interesting fight. Tony is so goddamn versatile, so good all round, while Khabib is so single minded and you know exactly what he's gonna do every time, but you can't stop it.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Snowman_McK posted:

True, there's no way the man who became a hermit in Iceland and spent a bajillion dollars on a camp in order to become the 9th man to beat Nate Diaz by decision cares about winning or losing.

I should have specified. I doubt he truly cares about winning or losing this particular, extremely stupid boxing match so long as it happens and he can pocket many millions of dollars.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

threeagainstfour posted:

I should have specified. I doubt he truly cares about winning or losing this particular, extremely stupid boxing match so long as it happens and he can pocket many millions of dollars.

I think at some point he was a happy go lucky guy who was capable of seeing that. I think now he fully believes his own bullshit.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
He's a really really really good fighter.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Detroit_Dogg posted:

He's a really really really good fighter.

He in no way deserves three reallys.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Changing the subject from boring as gently caress to vaguely perturbing,

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQe-NhbBzf3/


Either Kelvins taking his diet srsly or hes on the juice?????

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Southpaugh posted:

Changing the subject from boring as gently caress to vaguely perturbing,

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQe-NhbBzf3/


Either Kelvins taking his diet srsly or hes on the juice?????

Kelvin's always been a solidly build guy. His gut just sets it off and makes it less obvious.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/831886215699783681

Guess his flips are looking good

Edit: Also Lesnar has notified UFC that he is retired from MMA.

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Feb 15, 2017

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

I cannot wait for powerful and handsome double-legs to return to the welterweight division.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Ehhh I have ouune more request ehhh, I wish to fight against ehh floyd mayweather.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Work Friend Keven posted:

Ehhh I have ouune more request ehhh, I wish to fight against ehh floyd mayweather.

that would rapidly translate "floyd's legs are gone" to a literal statement

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Looks like Maia is going wait some more

Who am I kidding he was never going to get a title shot anyways

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Demian Maia: hosed Again

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Maia vs GSP title eliminator

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
GSP for the title

Or

GSP vs Conor to print money

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Work Friend Keven posted:

Ehhh I have ouune more request ehhh, I wish to fight against ehh floyd mayweather.

Haha

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Can you all post the Kelvin pic and whatever news about Maia. My office blocks twitter/facebook/gayporn and so on

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Southpaugh posted:

Changing the subject from boring as gently caress to vaguely perturbing,

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQe-NhbBzf3/


Either Kelvins taking his diet srsly or hes on the juice?????

he looks the same, maybe a bit fatter

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

tesilential posted:

Can you all post the Kelvin pic and whatever news about Maia. My office blocks twitter/facebook/gayporn and so on

Georges St-Pierre and UFC agree to terms, close to finalizing new contract
Guess that might push Maia out of the way if they offer him the next shot.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
If name changes didn't cost 500 dollars I'd change my name to "Big" Kelvin

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Work Friend Keven posted:

If name changes didn't cost 500 dollars I'd change my name to "Big" Kelvin

Work Friend Kelvin

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
I've heard all this gsp news before so I'll believe it when I see it.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

chaleski posted:

Maia vs GSP title eliminator

who knows what weight class he'll come back to, but this is about as good a matchup that gsp could ask for

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I said it on twitter, but do Bisping vs Romero for the title and GSP vs Jacare for the interim belt on the same card

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