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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

tao of lmao posted:

It's absolutely amazing how spineless republicans have been. It's not surprising at all, but wow they're trying their best to be complete toadies for ol' Cheeto Benito

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my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol.... fbi archives joins the media wars!!

my new dog fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Feb 15, 2017

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Guaranteed staffers threw together a rally in Florida so they can pretend there's a good reason for Trump's third? Fourth? Weekend in a row at his country club

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
"look away for just a little while, get some work done" I said to myself, "president trump (lol) has already robbed you of your productivity enough"

I think if I'd listened to that press conference live my head would have exploded lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Guaranteed staffers threw together a rally in Florida so they can pretend there's a good reason for Trump's third? Fourth? Weekend in a row at his country club

yea but what's the good reason for the rally lol

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Moridin920 posted:

yea but what's the good reason for the rally lol

He needs to let more people know he won the election

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_salad - Word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases",[1] most often used to describe a symptom of a neurological or mental disorder. The words may or may not be grammatically correct, but are semantically confused to the point that the listener cannot extract any meaning from them.

I've never seen a better example. His tiny brain is rapidly calcifying and we get to watch it happen live lol

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

So this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_A._Schwarzman
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/02/trump-to-meet-frequently-with-blackstones-schwarzman-other-business-titans-to-discuss-policy.html

is a close Trump advisor and also on the board for:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Direct_Investment_Fund
https://rdif.ru/Eng_Sovet/70/

I dunno I'm just asking questions.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Feb 15, 2017

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Pre-emptive LoL when he claims that crowds of protesters were all cheering for him and supporting him bigly.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
lol at another weekend in Florida for Donald. Hard working no vacations unlike that SLACKER OBUGNLER

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
a 4-day weekend to boot, he filed his travel plans with the FAA on monday lol
http://postonpolitics.blog.palmbeachpost.com/2017/02/13/trump-might-return-to-palm-beach-for-third-straight-weekend/

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

my new dog posted:

lol.... fbi archives joins the media wars!!

also the thing is loving illegible whoever scanned this is not a historian..

something sure happened!

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

my new dog posted:

also the thing is loving illegible whoever scanned this is not a historian..

something sure happened!

I work in records retention, and the era those documents come from is notoriously lovely quality-wise.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

why is he having a fuckin rally lol..... does he really just want people to be cheering him or what

YEs

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lol at another weekend in Florida for Donald. Hard working no vacations unlike that SLACKER OBUGNLER

hes gonna play it like, i came down here to see you guys who voted for me :D thanks again :) but florida was like http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/florida
im guessing the people who didnt vote for him arent really invited. at least hes going to a red splotch on the map

my new dog fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Feb 15, 2017

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

my new dog posted:

hes gonna play it like, i came down here to see you guys who voted for me :D thanks again :) but florida was like http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/florida
im guessing the people who didnt vote for him arent really invited. at least hes going to a read splotch on the map

He is going there to have sex

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
eventually the whitehouse staffers are going to rig up speakers to play applause/ovation noises to use on trump the way you give a pacifier to a baby

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

proof of concept posted:

eventually the whitehouse staffers are going to rig up speakers to play applause/ovation noises to use on trump the way you give a pacifier to a baby

I'm waiting for them to make their own high school av club grade news show to pipe into Trump's TV to try and keep him on topic for the day's agenda

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

proof of concept posted:

eventually the whitehouse staffers are going to rig up speakers to play applause/ovation noises to use on trump the way you give a pacifier to a baby

Lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
iirc there was some Russian queen that wanted to tour the country so they built a poo poo ton of fake facades + buildings for her to see while her carriage rolled through because they didn't want to reveal that poo poo was hilariously hosed

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831952535544070145

ah so thats why poo poo sucks, they havent started yet!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Moridin920 posted:

iirc there was some Russian queen that wanted to tour the country so they built a poo poo ton of fake facades + buildings for her to see while her carriage rolled through because they didn't want to reveal that poo poo was hilariously hosed

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007

Let's be real tax dollars will be going toward hiring the rally crowd. JOBS CREATED!

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
trump has gaslit me, these lols are sundering my ability to tell what is real. it's like a horror story, where this monster wanders into town but almost everyone is 100% ok with this. the heroes are like we gotta stop this, this monster has mind control powers and he's gonna gently caress our town up, but it's too late and they get captured and tied to poles in the center of town and the town elects the monster as their mayor

they slowly go mad from exposure and starvation, but always smile when they hear the monster bellowing in frustration, trying forever and failing to use his tiny pincers to hold a pen to sign their execution warrant. the monster tries to light them on fire out of desperation, but he does it during a typhoon, and a judge takes away his tinder box

lol

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

jood jif :thumbsup:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
:trumppop:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
have some euro lols

http://europe.newsweek.com/allies-intercept-russia-trump-adviser-communications-557283?rm=eu


Can't wait till Trump calls European countries fake countries and criminals or whatever

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/831966819602817027

note: this is because Oprah Winfrey dug up the tape of the episode of her talk show where his ex-wife described how he used to beat the poo poo out of her

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

have some euro lols

http://europe.newsweek.com/allies-intercept-russia-trump-adviser-communications-557283?rm=eu


Can't wait till Trump calls European countries fake countries and criminals or whatever

Preemptive lol before trump calls Europe a country.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

proof of concept posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/831966819602817027

note: this is because Oprah Winfrey dug up the tape of the episode of her talk show where his ex-wife described how he used to beat the poo poo out of her

this right here: lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/831966819602817027

note: this is because Oprah Winfrey dug up the tape of the episode of her talk show where his ex-wife described how he used to beat the poo poo out of her

link?

thought he just didn't have the votes

e: nm the lols keep coming

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007

OWN Network confirmed to live up to its name.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

my new dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831952535544070145

ah so thats why poo poo sucks, they havent started yet!

TFW you're phone posting and don't know if it's a new tweet or one someone has missed

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

proof of concept posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/831966819602817027

note: this is because Oprah Winfrey dug up the tape of the episode of her talk show where his ex-wife described how he used to beat the poo poo out of her

lol came to post that pudzer would most likely be dropping out.

haha loving ownt bitch gently caress you hardees man

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

link?

thought he just didn't have the votes

i read an article about the republicans who broke rank and they were prominent females and i think naybe even stated they wanted to hear more about the oprah allegations

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/831951010339946507


lol

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
THE
BEST
PEOPLE

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Talking about sending ground troops to Syria.


Gotta distract people from this Russian stuff

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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lol an old lady talking like macho man savage on the senate floor.

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