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The Susan and Derek saga reminds me of that story about the goon who invited a girl to have a threesome with her boyfriend and the guest invited another awkward dude along for some dumb reason, who just sat in the living room and cried while the three noisily got it on in the bedroom. All involved were goons. Edit: Nazzadan posted:My best friend [24F] told me [23M] that if I continued losing weight at this rate she would have sex with me. Not sure how to reply 
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Mak0rz posted:The Susan and Derek saga reminds me of that story about the goon who invited a girl to have a threesome with her boyfriend and the guest invited another awkward dude along for some dumb reason, who just sat in the living room and cried while the three noisily got it on in the bedroom.  
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Feb 15, 2017 21:15
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Mak0rz posted:The Susan and Derek saga reminds me of that story about the goon who invited a girl to have a threesome with her boyfriend and the guest invited another awkward dude along for some dumb reason, who just sat in the living room and cried while the three noisily got it on in the bedroom. Jfc you can't just drop that and not link it
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Feb 15, 2017 21:17
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Nazzadan posted:Content: To be somewhat fair to him that is kind of a weird thing to just dump on someone and could be hugely inappropriate depending on how interested the person receiving the "compliment" is in them. I mean just imagine if the genders were swapped I don't think most people would be tripping over themselves to say how grateful a girl should be for that.
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Feb 15, 2017 21:18
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Bubblyblubber posted:Jfc you can't just drop that and not link it I thankfully remembered her username so I just googled it and found this screenshot in a five year old thread 
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Feb 15, 2017 21:20
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Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25m] of ten years. He doesn't help me out with the ranch and says he has better things to do.quote:I have been with Derek for ten years. We met in high school and dated through college. He went on to get a master's degree and makes a lot of money. We are both 25 and out of school. OP quote:He works in the family store as well. He will do stuff if my parents come up and ask him. quote:I am not asking he get up at the crack of dawn every morning, but I have helped with his family store for years, on days I have off. I just ask for a little help for a few hours a day like I did with his family. I gotta side with Derek here. He is working two jobs, why should he be obligated to help around the ranch for animals that aren't the horse he owns?
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ArbitraryC posted:To be somewhat fair to him that is kind of a weird thing to just dump on someone and could be hugely inappropriate depending on how interested the person receiving the "compliment" is in them. I mean just imagine if the genders were swapped I don't think most people would be tripping over themselves to say how grateful a girl should be for that. Well yeah, but the girl also wouldn't be posting it to reddit asking "what does this meeeeaaaaaann?????"
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Feb 15, 2017 21:20
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HAT FETISH posted:Fakespeare This sounds like an acute case of HS drama club nerd who never grew out of it. WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:
This guy is human garbage. That said, it sounds like the therapist was shoving some boilerplate Eat, Pray, Love BS at her and then charging for the full hour. If my spouse came to me and said they wanted to take a long vacation alone, I would absolutely feel like I'd been kicked in the teeth. I don't understand married people who take solo vacations. DOMDOM posted:Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! I feel like everyone's just glossing over that this dude brought bath products to a first date.
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Feb 15, 2017 21:23
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Beachcomber posted:This guy is human garbage. That said, it sounds like the therapist was shoving some boilerplate Eat, Pray, Love BS at her and then charging for the full hour. If my spouse came to me and said they wanted to take a long vacation alone, I would absolutely feel like I'd been kicked in the teeth. I don't understand married people who take solo vacations.
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Feb 15, 2017 21:27
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If I owned a ranch I'd name it Cool Ranch.
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Beachcomber posted:
I can see "want to do a vacation with friends" as long as they were also doing a trip as a married couple. Now "I'm going away just by myself" might be different.
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Feb 15, 2017 21:28
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TheScott2K posted:If I owned a ranch I'd name it Cool Ranch. El Dorito Ranch is what I'd pick.
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Nazzadan posted:Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25m] of ten years. He doesn't help me out with the ranch and says he has better things to do. what the hell is up with people that own horses
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Feb 15, 2017 21:29
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Mak0rz posted:I thankfully remembered her username so I just googled it and found this screenshot in a five year old thread lol she's pretty infamous for this post, quoted. Labyrinth or whatever is her old name. There was a whole fyad thread about her. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3266050&pagenumber=93&perpage=40#post394322930
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Feb 15, 2017 21:30
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lol she's pretty infamous for this post, quoted. Labyrinth or whatever is her old name. There was a whole fyad thread about her. Oh yeah I'm familiar with her gross sex stories too, 90% of which involve her making GBS threads all over her bed and/or boyfriend's dick (the other 10% is that one you linked). I got my screenshot from the fyad thread. Also I misremembered some of the details in that goon threesome story but it's been years since I last read it.
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Beachcomber posted:This guy is human garbage. That said, it sounds like the therapist was shoving some boilerplate Eat, Pray, Love BS at her and then charging for the full hour. If my spouse came to me and said they wanted to take a long vacation alone, I would absolutely feel like I'd been kicked in the teeth. I don't understand married people who take solo vacations.
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Nazzadan posted:Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25m] of ten years. He doesn't help me out with the ranch and says he has better things to do. Derek seems dope as hell.
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Yawgmoth posted:Some people don't want to be attached at the hip 24/7 and if a depressed woman comes to you with "well my husband wants to be around me 24/7 and refuses to let me have interests or friends without him within arm's reach" then my first suggestion would be to get the one constant out of the picture and see what happens. After all, being glued to a piece of human garbage is generally not beneficial to one's mental health! yeah I think this is why her therapist recommended the solo vacation, it sounds like she is completely pinned down in this relationship and needs some breathing room even for just a little while Nazzadan posted:Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25m] of ten years. He doesn't help me out with the ranch and says he has better things to do. they started dating when they were 15, this is way less severe a set of issues than one would expect from high school sweethearts after ten years of dating Mak0rz posted:I thankfully remembered her username so I just googled it and found this screenshot in a five year old thread why did she even bring the loser along if he was this much of a creep? lol, what in the hell this scenario played out exactly the way one might expect it to, given that this is the kind of creep who tells you he's planning to get you drunk enough to gently caress him Mirthless fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Mak0rz posted:I thankfully remembered her username so I just googled it and found this screenshot in a five year old thread I can't help but picture everyone in that story as fat and disgusting Gaunab fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Feb 15, 2017 21:34
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Mak0rz posted:I thankfully remembered her username so I just googled it and found this screenshot in a five year old thread It's funny, reading the story I envision all these attractive people with clear skin having a threesome while gross Eugene sits and sobs into the sleeve of his anime shirt, but these people are all goons so that's definitely not accurate.
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Feb 15, 2017 21:37
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Mak0rz posted:I thankfully remembered her username so I just googled it and found this screenshot in a five year old thread also: Gaunab posted:I can't help but picture everyone in that story as fat and disgusting
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Feb 15, 2017 21:38
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ArbitraryC posted:this story is confusing because it seems like eugene was a creep that flat out said he wanted to sexually assault someone and yet the invited him to their place where he ended up being a creep and sexually assaulting someone. haha yeah exactly I just don't get it, what the gently caress did you think was going to happen when you started having your sweaty orgy? Of course the creepy sexual predator is going to barge in and ask to join. And accompanying him out to the living room alone was kind of dangerous, that could have been way worse than a groping
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Feb 15, 2017 21:40
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what is it with creepy virgins thinking that they are owed sex or something. it's very weird
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Feb 15, 2017 21:42
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lol she's pretty infamous for this post, quoted. Labyrinth or whatever is her old name. There was a whole fyad thread about her. 
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I honestly can't even necessarily blame him for asking to join in but lol it should have been immediately clear everyone in the room was completely repulsed by him Who the gently caress has a threesome with your goony creepo fourth wheel that nobody seems to actually like in the next room? It's just bizarre, why even let that situation develop in the first place? Get him out of the house before you gently caress.
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I'm not cool with renting my gf out to virgins, either. How is she gonna have any fun like that?!Mirthless posted:I honestly can't even necessarily blame him for asking to join in but lol it should have been immediately clear everyone in the room was completely repulsed by him yeah that whole situation is goony as gently caress
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Feb 15, 2017 21:45
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Sounds like the kind of thing that happens at a mid-2000s Goon Camp
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Feb 15, 2017 21:47
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Maybe if you have to set up an air mattress in your room because one of your guests is worried that one of your other guests will rape them you should just not have a slumberparty with the rapist.
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Psycho Society posted:what is it with creepy virgins thinking that they are owed sex or something. it's very weird what is it with goons having orgies
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Feb 15, 2017 21:48
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Gaunab posted:what is it with goons having orgies when you put enough awkward people together they tend to push boundaries to try and prove they're the social butterfly.
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Gaunab posted:I can't help but picture everyone in that story as fat and disgusting bean also liked posting pictures of herself all over the forums. She doesn't fit this description, she's just a brokebrained crazy lady that loves to overshare for attention
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Mak0rz posted:bean also liked posting pictures of herself all over the forums. She doesn't fit this description, she's just a brokebrained crazy lady that loves to overshare for attention Sounds like avarcirwen (sp?) and her horrible god-I-hope-they-werent-true stories of growing up in an incest family. No, I don't have a link, nor am I gonna go find one.
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TheScott2K posted:Sounds like avarcirwen (sp?) and her horrible god-I-hope-they-werent-true stories of growing up in an incest family. Oh god I remember that one. Yeah I'm not googling it at work but...it's what it says on the tin.
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Orgies can be cool you just need a little more forethought so as not to make decisions like "let's invite someone no one wants to gently caress and also they may or may not be a rapist."
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Honestly it was rude of them to invite someone to an orgy they didn't intend to orgy with. That's just being a bad host.
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Wow. Everyone in this sounds really drat insufferable, save for Eugene who is a creep of the worst sort. Why would you invite the guy over who weirds the other invitee so much they plan on rooming with chaperones. Why would you still plan a creepy threesome when another guest will be sleeping a room over. Why why why.
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TheScott2K posted:Honestly it was rude of them to invite someone to an orgy they didn't intend to orgy with. That's just being a bad host. Yeah I felt like "well can I at least get a handy over here???" was the least weird thing about that whole story. e: the moaning the gagging the spitting the grunting.... oh yeah lmao wtf "yes fellow goons, I did the sex and it was just like in the pornos!"
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Parsley posted:Wow. I'm guessing he invited himself and everyone present was too crippled with social anxiety to tell him he couldn't come with them Moridin920 posted:Yeah I felt like "well can I at least get a handy over here???" was the least weird thing about that whole story. I wouldn't go that far but it's definitely a "What the gently caress? Why did I get left out?" situation for sure Don't invite weird goons you don't want to gently caress to your gently caress parties!!!!
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TheScott2K posted:Honestly it was rude of them to invite someone to an orgy they didn't intend to orgy with. That's just being a bad host. It'd be less odd if it truly was spur-of-the-moment, but they had it all planned out and discussed and still decided to invite Mr Virgin over for some mario kart, too. Guess they needed that fourth racer!
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