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adult man having a slapfight about how he makes phone calls to vendors which is infinitely more noble than making phone calls to contractors megathread was too long of a title the best submission wins first prize. first prize is a 65" TV
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i just do a better job than everybody else and be slightly encouraging to everybody and somehow i never get fired and bosses are really upset and pissed when i decide to quit. thats what i do, try it. i havent been fired in 11 years
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Feb 15, 2017 22:42
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IT is a trash profession for trash people, OP. I should know, I work in IT.
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Fast food restaurant labor spreadsheet engineer Don't you DARE close with a crew of more than 2! The tables have spoken!
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Feb 15, 2017 22:43
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I have no idea how computers work and I'm proud of it.
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Feb 15, 2017 22:43
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if your job doesn't involve "IT" somehow then you are not even an alive person or a person it doesn't make sense.
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Feb 15, 2017 22:45
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Let me make fun of someones job haha look at that poor person! Why doesnt he just be more like me, fixing outlook settings like a king
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Feb 15, 2017 22:45
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R-word m-worders unite.
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Feb 15, 2017 22:48
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I've got a 65" tv. It's pretty sweet tbqh
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Feb 15, 2017 22:50
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yo is that a tube tv?
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Feb 15, 2017 22:51
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Huh? Of course I'm not worried I'll be replaced by a robot, my area of IT could never be automated.
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:yo is that a tube tv? the other kind is extremely rare so yes
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the IT person at work tattled on me that i was taking a nap on the owners wicker furniture back in our storage bay during my lunch break. 
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:adult man having a slapfight about how he makes phone calls to vendors which is infinitely more noble than making phone calls to contractors megathread was too long of a title Second prize is a set of steak knives Third prize: your postings
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Feb 15, 2017 23:01
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like omg this dumb bitch didnt even know how to subnet and he calls himself a goddamn network engineer more like sanwich enginner at subway am i rte
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Feb 15, 2017 23:02
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I'm the engineer writing the IT automation software. Management has decided that anyone whose job can be replicated in less than 5000 lines of code is to be let go.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:04
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a bone to pick posted:Huh? Of course I'm not worried I'll be replaced by a robot, my area of IT could never be automated. Workers with real skills don't need a union. Also tipping is bad because the calculus of any non-strictly defined interaction between people takes too long to type into Wolfram Alpha.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:04
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*Mentally runs down the list of practically identical computer languages he once knew looking for one he thinks you don't know
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Feb 15, 2017 23:05
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I don't believe computers are real
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Feb 15, 2017 23:06
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Colonel Cancer posted:R-word m-worders unite. I avoid R at all costs 
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Shaquin posted:I don't believe computers are real They're real pieces of poo poo, I'll tell you that much
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Mirthless posted:there are programs that do your job automatically already and they've been paying dispatchers 7.50 an hour to do it ever since the last minimum wage increase this is the current first prize winner, from the gbs white house scapegoat getting fired gigathread
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Feb 15, 2017 23:09
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thats guys retarded
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Feb 15, 2017 23:15
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I program bathyspheres for NASA
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Feb 15, 2017 23:16
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i'mma squash u like a bunch of commits in a merge sucka
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Feb 15, 2017 23:16
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Haha what are you, a middle manager? Let me guess, payroll  you guys don't do any real work like me.Oh hold on I'm getting a call. ... Have you tried turning it off and then on again? I'll wait.
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The servers for my company are based in Mexico for some goddamn reason, so if there's ever an issue there's a good chance all the Mexican IT hombres haven't even woken up yet because they're like four time zones away from us.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:18
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dad gay. so what posted:I program bathyspheres for NASA you're back
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Feb 15, 2017 23:20
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Methanar posted:you're back that's what she said
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Feb 15, 2017 23:22
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i cant even program my remote
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Feb 15, 2017 23:25
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Enfield posted:i cant even program my remote that's what she said
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Feb 15, 2017 23:26
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Enfield posted:i cant even program my remote hell i can't even program my remote
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Feb 15, 2017 23:26
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I don't even own a tv
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Feb 15, 2017 23:27
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H.H posted:IT is a trash profession for trash people, OP. IT is a career you go into to save up enough money to attend university to get a real degree and get a real job.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:27
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its because i dont have one edit:
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Feb 15, 2017 23:27
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Program? More like schmoebram?
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Feb 15, 2017 23:32
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As a professional computer toucher I can honestly tell you how your job is garbage and can be replicated by simple computer co-FAAAAAAAAAART.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:36
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As a very important IT mans nobody else can even do any of their work without me there to set up their computer and fix their stuff when they (yet again) get tricked into installing ransomware on their computer. And you better loving not try and save anything anywhere but your user folder. You're too stupid to have the power to save files anywhere else. Also I see the filthy poo poo you email to Janice in accounting. You nasty.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I have no idea how computers work and I'm proud of it. Knowing how computers work is like the absolute least important thing to know when it comes to being a I.T. service tech. Most important? Listening to an end user describe their problem, typing that problem into the google search field and reading them back the the most popular fix to try, then taking all the credit when it works. That's pretty much it.
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