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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Imagine the president of the United States pinching a loaf in the white house.

Except it's Donald Trump.

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feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Moridin920 posted:

Also gently caress the DNC lol how are superdelegates even a loving thing. These people have undue influence over who our elected officials get to be by simply virtue of the fact that they are plugged in to the party machine in a way that the common man could never be.
lol yes lemme just give my vote to the party whose leaders are open about their desire that my vote doesn't matter

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I like how the child-friendly Homestar Runner cartoon man has been running around the forum calling everyone a retard lol #justGBSthings

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

a bone to pick posted:

I like how the child-friendly Homestar Runner cartoon man has been running around the forum calling everyone a retard lol #justGBSthings

i'm a cat irl

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

EorayMel posted:

Bernie probably would have been the best canidate out of this election but if you seriously thought he would become president you're heavily misguided


yeah good point. Bernie's just too unrealistic, this orange oompa loompa from reality TV however...

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Homestar Runner posted:

yeah good point. Bernie's just too unrealistic, this orange oompa loompa from reality TV however...

...never allowed himself to be owned by some whiny college kids at his own rally

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

EorayMel posted:

Bernie probably would have been the best canidate out of this election but if you seriously thought he would become president you're heavily misguided. Emphasis on probably because we will never truly know because that guy is now forever out of the action.



Bernie is still very much in the game just not the race for president. That he's still out there sticking it to big pharm, finance, and the executive office while supporting the American worker is a testament to the man's long held principles.

Can you imagine if he raised all those issues during the election, lost, then gave up? Retreating from the public sphere and his supporters after a loss would honestly be cause to question his motives...

Toadvine fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Feb 15, 2017

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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You should probably just accept that Trump can do literally anything and nobody will do anything about it.

I look forward to the state of the union address in 2018 when President Trump will buttfuck a child on live TV and congress will applaud and we'll all go to work the next day.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/ericdeamer/status/815756150666854404

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Homestar Runner posted:

idgaf about the goon-fighting ITT but Mirthless u were one of the standout neolib retards in a forum loaded with retards throughout the entire election cycle and u have obviously learned nothing, like a retard

I voted for Bernie and defended him slavishly until the primary was over sometime in mid-march and I've never said the word Neoliberal without following it with "vampries", sorry buddy

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

feelix posted:

yes because "dnc and the media" means "only superdelegates and nothing else"

no wonder you weren't smart enough to go to college or vote for the correct candidate (trump)

they like to pretend the content of the email leaks doesn't matter because :byodood: RUSSIA!!!!


:hellyeah:

rezatahs fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Feb 15, 2017

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Toadvine posted:

Bernie is still very much in the game just not the race for president. That he's still out there sticking it to big pharm, finance, and the executive office while supporting the American worker is a testament to the man's long held principles.

Can you imagine if he raised all those issues during the election then lost and gave up? Retreating from the public sphere and his supporters after a loss would honestly be cause to question his motives...

sticking it to em SO HARD right now hes really gettin it done, as larry the cable guy would said

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

a new study bible! posted:

You should probably just accept that Trump can do literally anything and nobody will do anything about it.

I look forward to the state of the union address in 2018 when President Trump will buttfuck a child on live TV and congress will applaud and we'll all go to work the next day.

p much

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Toadvine posted:

Bernie is still very much in the game just not the race for president. That he's still out there sticking it to big pharm, finance, and the executive office while supporting the American worker is a testament to the man's long held principles.

Can you imagine if he raised all those issues during the election then lost and gave up? Retreating from the public sphere and his supporters after a loss would honestly be cause to question his initial motives...

I'm pretty happy about this. It's good to see him getting out there and doing something even when it's pretty clear he's not going to get another shot at the presidency.

In a small part, I'm glad Trump won if only because it means we didn't elect a neoliberal candidate who will immediately cut ties with their grassroots support network as soon as they get elected

never gonna stop being mad at you, obama. never, never ever.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Mirthless posted:

I voted for Bernie and defended him slavishly until the primary was over sometime in mid-march and I've never said the word Neoliberal without following it with "vampries", sorry buddy

A Trump victory is more conducive to someone like Bernie winning in the future than a Hillary victory would have been. I'm not surprised that a computer janitor that never went to college is short sighted and can't see past the current election, though.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

tenspott posted:

...never allowed himself to be owned by some whiny college kids at his own rally

that was some AARP celebration bernie was invited to. it wasn't a bernie rally. unless i'm thinking of some other campaign shenanigans. it was before anybody thought bernie had a chance in hell of getting the nomination, so there was minimal security.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

rezatahs posted:

they like to pretend the content of the email leaks doesn't matter because :byodood: RUSSIA!!!!

the content of the email leaks is not why they pulled out of the south or lost the states they lost on ST2

The DNC meddling was awful and wrong and it might have mattered if Bernie had done better early in the race, but he started losing quickly and never turned it around


feelix posted:

A Trump victory is more conducive to someone like Bernie winning in the future than a Hillary victory would have been. I'm not surprised that a computer janitor that never went to college is short sighted and can't see past the current election, though.

I can absolutely see that. The problem is that I have a pretty dire need of the services offered under obamacare and so does my spouse, among a wide variety of other programs that are now severely at risk. When Hillary was the clear primary winner, I voted in my best interests, which is to say, the person who isn't pledging to dismantle healthcare and take away coverage for my chronic health conditions

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Mirthless posted:

I'm pretty happy about this. It's good to see him getting out there and doing something even when it's pretty clear he's not going to get another shot at the presidency.

In a small part, I'm glad Trump won if only because it means we didn't elect a neoliberal candidate who will immediately cut ties with their grassroots support network as soon as they get elected

never gonna stop being mad at you, obama. never, never ever.

these are the posts I live for, the posts of people admitting they were bought and sold on a vote because they're intense trogs

I wish more trump voters did this tbh

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

sticking it to em SO HARD right now hes really gettin it done, as larry the cable guy would said

He's taking democrats to task for their subservience to donors and putting up a strong defense of uhc on cnn, to name two cool and good things he's done post election.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

these are the posts I live for, the posts of people admitting they were bought and sold on a vote because they're intense trogs

I wish more trump voters did this tbh

I didn't vote for Trump and didn't want him to win

If you weren't drive by shitposting you might have realized this

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Mirthless posted:

I didn't vote for Trump and didn't want him to win

If you weren't drive by shitposting you might have realized this

it wasn't about you voting for Trump lol

if you weren't a massive mongoloid you might have realized this

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

it wasn't about you voting for Trump lol

if you weren't a massive mongoloid you might have realized this

I don't know, man, I don't know what the gently caress you were trying to say. Maybe I'm a massive mongoloid, or maybe you don't know how to frame a statement in a coherent way? Or maybe you just waltzed into a conversation in the last five minutes and started making GBS threads all over your keyboard without reading the thread first?

i hit the little question mark and i already know the answer to this question

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
see, now how can you say I'm driven by shitposting while typing out stuff like that

naughty naughty!

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Mirthless posted:

I was behind Bernie 100% until it turned out he was a bitter crook and a liar, because at that point there was no difference between him and Hillary other than Hillary being a hundred times better at politics than he was.



lol

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Lol. Boy were you ever right in your assessment of the non college educated IT/automation expert.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

the rest of that comment posted:

How do you overlook Bernie's dishonesty, when the seemingly honest and genuine nature of his campaign is what got it started in the first place? It's the same thing with the general push over to full on hard negative politics - how are you still on board with this, a campaign and candidate that do not, in any way, resemble what you signed up for initially, save for a single campaign speech which has now been reused continuously for 9 months?

The dude was talking about a superdelegate revolt at the convention, something he drat well knew was impossible. For a couple of months there, Bernie went off the loving deep end. It wasn't helpful, it wasn't going to win the primary at that point, it wasn't going to win him supporters within the party, and it wasn't going to help defeat trump.

I was completely wrong about a lot in 2016 and I will own that, I'm corncobbed as gently caress right now, but it's factually accurate to say Bernie Sanders lost his primary and no matter how many signs you find of total and obvious corruption in the DNC, nothing will ever change the fact that Bernie Sanders pulled out of the majority of super tuesday states weeks before those primary contests and then under committed to multiple states on ST2.

Mirthless fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Feb 16, 2017

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Toadvine posted:

Bernie is still very much in the game just not the race for president. That he's still out there sticking it to big pharm, finance, and the executive office while supporting the American worker is a testament to the man's long held principles.

Can you imagine if he raised all those issues during the election, lost, then gave up? Retreating from the public sphere and his supporters after a loss would honestly be cause to question his motives...

UHM excuse me the political slush fund that doubles as a philanthropic non-for-profit is saving lives somewhere in the world as we speaj

Yuli Ban
Nov 22, 2016

Bot
I said it elsewhere somewhere, and as time goes on, reality keeps proving I was right:

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Mirthless posted:

bernie's lovely campaign strategy in the primary prevented him from ever being a contender in the first place

that's what the gently caress im sayin dawg.

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"Free everything!!!" -a solid campaign platform that will definitely get you elected in america.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

fyodor posted:

that's what the gently caress im sayin dawg.

yeah you weren't responding to my response to you:

quote:

populism got trump elected, don't be retarded

the problem is that the left didn't think populism could win elections because neoliberals are retarded

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Mirthless posted:

yeah you weren't responding to my response to you:


the problem is that the left didn't think populism could win elections because neoliberals are retarded

oh poo poo you are crazy i'm going to disengage now bye.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

nigga crab pollock posted:

UHM excuse me the political slush fund that doubles as a philanthropic non-for-profit is saving lives somewhere in the world as we speaj

Not anymore lol foreign governments lost their charitable itch for some reason after Hillary lost.

Except for the office of abandoned children, they're still doing good work

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

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I have ever played!
ok last one, y'know since u've been discredited enough by now

Mirthless posted:

this is supposed to make me not vote for clinton????

the october surprise is that hillary clinton is the black metal candidate

:black101: :abuela: :black101:

Dang It Bhabhi!
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Toadvine posted:

Not anymore lol foreign governments lost their charitable itch for some reason after Hillary lost.

Except for the office of abandoned children, they're still doing good work

guys forums poster "Toadvine" thinks democrats smuggle children and rape them. Further, he thinks this is orchestrated through a pizza arcade. This is a thing a human being believes and there he is right in front of you. Take it all in.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

EorayMel posted:

Imagine the president of the United States pinching a loaf in the white house.

Except it's Donald Trump.

there's a special pipe system setup at the white house to destroy i guess burn poop because russian spies could get a poo sample and find out you're allergic to bee stings then murder you so there's someone who's job it is to make sure trump's poop gets burned

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

feelix posted:

i'm a cat irl

im a doug

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Robo Reagan posted:

there's a special pipe system setup at the white house to destroy i guess burn poop because russian spies could get a poo sample and find out you're allergic to bee stings then murder you so there's someone who's job it is to make sure trump's poop gets burned

What can you really glean from a turd?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Robo Reagan posted:

Phone records and intercepted calls show that members of Donald J. Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and other Trump associates had repeated contacts with senior Russian intelligence officials in the year before the election, according to four current and former American officials.

who are these brave american official souls

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Toadvine posted:

What can you really glean from a turd?

if you can properly read the lines in it you will learn the person's true name and gain power over them

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