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A Man and his dog posted:I honestly should be a mod. You bought a 500 dollar TV for a middle-aged housewife that used you as a sentient dildo to make her ex-husband jealous. This was after she broke up with you and told you to stay away from her.
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Sour Diesel posted:shut the gently caress up rg3
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Feb 15, 2017 20:37
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New mod, please change my name to Sentient Dildo. tia
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A Man and his dog posted:I honestly should be a mod. You've got the sex crimes prereq down.
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Doltos posted:You bought a 500 dollar TV for a middle-aged housewife that used you as a sentient dildo to make her ex-husband jealous. This was after she broke up with you and told you to stay away from her. 1. I never bought the TV. 2. The sex was good. 3. Her loss
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Feb 15, 2017 20:42
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Just got whiplash from the topic change from Valentine's day sweethearts to whatever this is.
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fishing with the fam posted:Just got whiplash from the topic change from Valentine's day sweethearts to whatever this is. For a palate cleanser may I recommend Gumbel2Gumbel's posting history? For the last week he's been absolutely on fire in multiple threads. Good job, gumbs. 
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In other news a bakery opened up a couple blocks from my place and I'm enjoying a cinnamon roll with some sort of cream cheese frosting or something I don't know what it is but it owns
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Feb 15, 2017 21:06
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Do you still live in Seattle, Bad Moon? Def one of my favorite food scenes
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a patagonian cavy posted:Do you still live in Seattle, Bad Moon? Def one of my favorite food scenes Nah I live in the south sound outside tacoma. The food situation was not great gen years ago but a poo poo load of teriyaki, pho, sushi, pizzarias, and taco buses have moved into the burbs and the selection is pretty good. It's till not Seattle good with like Somali or Cuban joints but it's no longer dire Red Robin is top tier in the area eithrr
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yeah having grown up in the midwest, the breadth of quality and variety in seattle kicked rear end. i like seattle
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America is already great https://twitter.com/BigDogClub/status/831892134471020549
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Kalli posted:America is already great how do they still exist?
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the mean lunch lady posted:how do they still exist? Fat retards are the one thing remaining unchanged from the 90s.
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the mean lunch lady posted:how do they still exist? Because when you're going down to the local gun show or tractor pull, you gotta dress all classy like 
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Doltos posted:sentient dildo Sounds like one of the new Michael Bay Transformers.
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Kalli posted:Because when you're going down to the local gun show or tractor pull, you gotta dress all classy like I saw this written above a piss trough in a British pub in Manchester.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I saw this written above a piss trough in a British pub in Manchester. Was it right above the funnel that leads to the taps? 
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Time posted:Lol That Av
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Phobeste posted:That Av is a loving treasure
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GonadTheBallbarian posted:is a loving treasure Febreeze is the man and I owe him my life
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What's everyone's favorite workplace phrase to use , I enjoy saying "there's a lot of moving parts here"
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"When in doubt, gently caress."
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Time posted:Febreeze is the man and I owe him my life 
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I like signing my emails with "please advise"
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Chilichimp posted:you've made every page you post on nsfw, thanks, bro You can browse with avs off
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SHOAH NUFF posted:What's everyone's favorite workplace phrase to use , I enjoy saying "there's a lot of moving parts here" "Lets connect on this later"
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I like to say, "actionable ideas," because it's how I couch my endless bitching and moaning about how nobody knows what the gently caress they're doing
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"I'll get back to you on that" = bitch, please
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oh another one "Please advise." = "what the gently caress do you expect me to do with this poo poo"
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Chilichimp posted:you've made every page you post on nsfw, thanks, bro I feel like if you don't know what goatse is, the picture is vague enough to really be anything
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I can't use please advise as my work has ascended to a new plane of feel good corporate talk that using that would be me just posting a middle finger into the email body. I can do that with my boss though as she has grown accostumed to me being the office Grumpy Cynic at our non profit
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SA has rubbed off on me to the point that sometimes I don't sign my emails and occasionally I don't begin them with a "hello <whoever>," I just start talking on the assumption they're capable of figuring out who sent an email.
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I like getting emails from our development team that say "Do the Needful"
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Febreeze posted:I feel like if you don't know what goatse is, the picture is vague enough to really be anything apparently someone or the admin staff disagreed
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I mean, we have a loving  emote, why draw the line at an av
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Spoeank posted:oh another one
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