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Facebook Aunt posted:Kind goons can you help me find a thing? A few days ago in some funny thread someone posted a tweet of a picture of text on a grey background that was a story of someone telling Trump that maybe they should use PPPs to prevent the infrastructure spending from destroying the budget and trump was all "A trillion in spending would ruin the budget?" and they all nod and he says "Why didn't you tell me?" or something to that effect. Sound familiar to anyone? I thought it was this thread, but I can't find it now. So a guy who bankrupted a casino multiple times isn't good with money, huh, a real brain scratcher.
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I always love this when it gets posted The dude looks like he's done that a few times for the camera , his expressions are subtle but great Good Catte, eat as much as you want Blue On Blue has a new favorite as of 22:26 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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on my planet we bring pointy little assholes into our house to eat our stuff and poo poo on the floor. what? no, there's no ritual purpose. we love them.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 23:12 |
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Pick posted:on my planet we bring pointy little assholes into our house to eat our stuff and poo poo on the floor. what? no, there's no ritual purpose. we love them. Oh, and they sit on every surface, pressing their bare rear end in a top hat firmly down on said surfaces. And they shed. And bite. And many of us are allergic to their fur and saliva.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 23:20 |
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JoelJoel posted:Oh, and they sit on every surface, pressing their bare rear end in a top hat firmly down on said surfaces. But we tolerate them because they make pleasant noises when they let us touch them without scratching us all to gently caress.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 23:22 |
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JoelJoel posted:Oh, and they sit on every surface, pressing their bare rear end in a top hat firmly down on said surfaces. Also, they can carry a germ that infects people and turns them into cat-loving zombies.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 23:23 |
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Aleph Null posted:Also, they can carry a germ that infects people and turns them into cat-loving zombies. No. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3689224/
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 23:27 |
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what kind of scrub cat doesn't use the stool smh
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 23:29 |
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china bot posted:what kind of scrub cat doesn't use the stool smh or just jump.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 23:54 |
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But, but my sensationalistic four year old news article! http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/01/220113-sneaky-cat-parasite-takes-over-human-brains-science/ Spoil sport.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:09 |
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:45 |
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Must have both a granddaughter and a grandson.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:52 |
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Shouldn't the .... colors be reversed ? Oh wait I guess this is for non gender stereotype conforming people
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:57 |
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Its just so...spaced apart
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:07 |
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Sappo569 posted:Shouldn't the .... colors be reversed ? If you are bouncing around with a dickball up your butt, I think pink is the right color for you.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:09 |
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I don't think they're meant to be used at the same time. Maybe though. You never know
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:09 |
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Psycho Society posted:I don't think they're meant to be used at the same time. Maybe though. You never know "Hippety Hop Airtight" isn't a term I expected to enter my head at the start of this day.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:19 |
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Hippety Hop Airtight Mods?
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:32 |
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:"Hippety Hop Airtight" isn't a term I expected to enter my head at the start of this day.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 04:48 |
I'm at a loss *laugh track* as to what this could mean *wolf whistles*.... OP
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 04:49 |
*farts* *laugh track* *ooooOOOOH*
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 04:50 |
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https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/832061710919888898 IT'S HAPPENING! Also I just learned @Midnight isn't actually on at Midnight, but rather, at 11:31pmEST. The things you learn after turning Comedy Central on for the first time in years.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 04:51 |
It;s times like these I wish I knew a sap who still had cable
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 04:52 |
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Chard posted:It;s times like these I wish I knew a sap who still had cable I think the full episodes are posted on Comedy Central's website soon after airing.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:00 |
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It started off actually @midnight, but then Comedy Central got sick of that *uppity black guy* and cancelled his show, then moved @midnight to 11:30. Hardwick jokes about this at least every 2 episodes. This is me commenting on executives, not me calling him uppity. I enjoyed the show.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:58 |
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veedubfreak posted:It started off actually @midnight, but then Comedy Central got sick of that *uppity black guy* and cancelled his show, then moved @midnight to 11:30. Hardwick jokes about this at least every 2 episodes. With Colbert and Stewart gone, The Nightly Show was the only good show Comedy Central had. Trevor Noah is a milquetoast truth-is-in-the-middle dullard and he ruined The Daily Show with his weak humor and even weaker interviews. I hope Larry Wilmore can get another show someday, because he has the perfect mix of humor and intellect one needed for a thought-provoking comedy show. If Wilmore had a flaw, it's that he came off as "Black Jon Stewart" a little too often, though I attribute that to the authors giving him similar jokes as well as pressure from the higher-ups. Luckily, Last Week Tonight exists to fill the void, and John Oliver is an adorable ratlike British creature with the power to make us laugh at the worst things in the world. His only downfall is that he too-often adds jokes where no jokes are necessary, but that's because it's a humor program at heart and he's trying to keep people from hanging themselves in despair.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 09:15 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:With Colbert and Stewart gone, The Nightly Show was the only good show Comedy Central had. Also, Mike Yard is funny, but he has the absolute worst opinions on literally every subject. Screaming Idiot posted:John Oliver's only downfall is that he too-often adds jokes where no jokes are necessary
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 09:35 |
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John Oliver is terrible.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:57 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:John Oliver is an adorable ratlike British creature with the power to make us laugh I disagree with everything but ratlike British creature in this sentence.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 11:01 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:With Colbert and Stewart gone, The Nightly Show was the only good show Comedy Central had. Trevor Noah is a milquetoast truth-is-in-the-middle dullard and he ruined The Daily Show with his weak humor and even weaker interviews. I hope Larry Wilmore can get another show someday, because he has the perfect mix of humor and intellect one needed for a thought-provoking comedy show. If Wilmore had a flaw, it's that he came off as "Black Jon Stewart" a little too often, though I attribute that to the authors giving him similar jokes as well as pressure from the higher-ups. Trevor Noah wasn't great at first, but he's definitely been getting better with experience. The real failing of the Nightly Show was that a lot of the stories it tried to cover were ones that the Daily Show had spent the same amount of time on barely twenty minutes earlier, so it just ended up rehashing the same points. That and good lord was Larry awful at screening his panel guests. Trying to create balance by going deep in to the crazy side of whatever the relevant topic was to offset the sane educated experts was not a good idea the first, third or tenth time. Tiggum posted:The opposite is true. Too often he forgets to make the show funny or entertaining for long stretches, and then tries to make up for it with some dumb musical number or something at the end. It's more that a lot of those things need saying through to their conclusion without losing focus to stop and tell a joke every few minutes, but he still saves a little levity for afterwards to bring the mood back up.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It's more that a lot of those things need saying through to their conclusion without losing focus to stop and tell a joke every few minutes, but he still saves a little levity for afterwards to bring the mood back up. I'm thinking rather than trying to throw in an unnecessary joke, he should just go ahead and play it straight. The way he presents the topics tend to be funny in and of itself, and the blatant jokes just feel tacked on. Too often he goes with "[insert long, yet intriguing piece of obscure yet horrifying fact presented concisely, yet witty manner], and that's why Janice in account needs to just stop! Just stop, Janice! Just stop!" Like, no, dude. Not every line has to end with a joke. You gotta mix the wit in, otherwise it's just like chugging the thick, sugar-slurry at the bottom of a cup of poorly-stirred coffee. But no, Noah is terrible. He's a poor man's poor man's poor man's poor man's Jon Stewart with none of Jon's experience or backbone. I'll even watch The Late Show over The Daily Show, because while Colbert minus the conservative pundit gag is milquetoast liberal comedy personified, at least he's got decades of experience and enough fame and clout to occasionally push through some actual biting sarcasm despite it being on Boring Old People Network. I'd like to see Larry Wilmore have his own show without relying on celebrity guests. He had to rehash Daily Show headlines too often, yeah, but he did it better than that useless waste of space Noah ever did. In fact, all of these shows would be improved if they dropped the celebrity guests, because almost all of them are insufferable shitheads trying to shill some movie or book or record and have nothing interesting or witty to say. That's one place where Oliver shines -- his show focuses on issues, many of which are totally obscure yet important and relevant, and he rarely has to do celebrity interviews. And so this post isn't just me talking about how much Trevor Noah sucks -- he does -- here is a bunch of Valentine's day cards from Vegeta.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 12:53 |
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Do you think Jon Stewart loses sleep over whether he could have kept Trump out of office?
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Beachcomber posted:Do you think Jon Stewart loses sleep over whether he could have kept Trump out of office? I hope he's not that full of himself. I always thought he seemed like a pretty cool down to earth guy.
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Beachcomber posted:Do you think Jon Stewart loses sleep over whether he could have kept Trump out of office? If anything, he would have made it worse. There was a lot of "the media is trying to tell us what to do! I'll show them!" childish mentality from Trump voters, and there Jon Stewart was up there on the smug liberals they hate list. But enough of that.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 15:22 |
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*Taps two islands* Counterspell. Bitch.
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Screaming Idiot posted:I'm thinking rather than trying to throw in an unnecessary joke, he should just go ahead and play it straight. The way he presents the topics tend to be funny in and of itself, and the blatant jokes just feel tacked on. Too often he goes with "[insert long, yet intriguing piece of obscure yet horrifying fact presented concisely, yet witty manner], and that's why Janice in account needs to just stop! Just stop, Janice! Just stop!" Pro username/post combo.
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