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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I dont wanna take my pullover off on the train but its this one. Maybe mines a misprint cuz his head looks weirder on mine.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I kinda wish it said "MAKE AMERICA TRAIN AGAIN" below it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I wouldn't be surprised at all if his new walkout shirt had MAKE AMERICA SCRAP AGAIN as the big bold text thing next to BJPENN DOT COM

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
his brother's named fuckin' reagan, they're way past the droll hat catchphrase poo poo, you're not even playing the same game

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Before you all poo poo on Bendo again remember that this would have been the end-of-WEC era Ben Henderson. That's not an easy LW fight for anyone anywhere.

Bendo is great but even after losing to Frankie, BJ was undisputedly the best sub WW fighter of all time.


manyak posted:

He only wrestled Fitch for the first part of the fight though then got tired which is why it was a Draw, and these presumably wouldve been 5 round fights. And bendo has good conditioning and wouldve had a size advantage over BJ versus Frankie who was smaller than BJ. I think Bendo matches up pretty decently with him in a 5 rounder

Almost everybody had a size advantage against BJ, that was kinda his thing. But anyways what would Bendo actually do in that fight? His striking sucks and I don't see him being able to hold down or GnP BJ Penn. I mean Pettis outgrapped Bendo in both fights. BJ would have boxed him up.

I.N.R.I posted:

predicting what someones gonna do and stopping them from doing it are 2 different things. or woodley might never have been champion

But Woodley's last couple fights have actually been pretty unpredictable? I thought he would lose to Wonderboy ala Johny Hendricks, but he fought a great fight with an excellent gameplan. I have him winning the rematch.


It's fun reminiscing on old times but it's absolutely crazy that BJ would probably lose to any of the top 15 in practically any division at this point, when there was seriously a time when you would have been laughed out of the forums if you suggested RDA, Stephens or Poirier would have absolutely anything for BJ loving Penn. Some guys that were journeyman at the time (Miller, Lauzon, Tibau) and could not even get anywhere near a title shot are now guys that would be favored pretty handily over him.

Time is not kind to anybody and it's kinda why even without seeing him, I'm not confident GSP is going to have anywhere near the success he has realized in the past.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


The point in their respective careers when they retired are massively different.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

tesilential posted:

Bendo is great but even after losing to Frankie, BJ was undisputedly the best sub WW fighter of all time.

Yeah, I think it would have been a great fight where I'd give BJ the edge. It would have been something else to see the Ben Henderson who magic'd his way through like 5 different Cerrone sub attempts and then went 5 rounds toe to toe with Pettis and fight BJ of that time.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Bendo wins with a deadly mix of thigh punches and low kicks to the ankle

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Woodley is already whining about promos lol

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Woodley said on FS1 Bermudez would beat TKZ because he fought Dong Hyun Kim and it's the same thing. but it's racist to call him a gifted athlete

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

tesilential posted:

Almost everybody had a size advantage against BJ, that was kinda his thing. But anyways what would Bendo actually do in that fight? His striking sucks and I don't see him being able to hold down or GnP BJ Penn. I mean Pettis outgrapped Bendo in both fights. BJ would have boxed him up.


Body kicks, leg kicks, punches to the thigh, confuse BJ with his luxurious flowing mane, Benson Henderson defeats BJ Penn via split decision (48-47, 49-46, 46-49).

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

handsome only face posted:

Woodley said on FS1 Bermudez would beat TKZ because he fought Dong Hyun Kim and it's the same thing. but it's racist to call him a gifted athlete

I bet money on him and thought he won his title defense but he's such a whiny baby that I don't even care.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Swans rule

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Woodley is a crybaby bitch boy

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

tesilential posted:

But Woodley's last couple fights have actually been pretty unpredictable? I thought he would lose to Wonderboy ala Johny Hendricks, but he fought a great fight with an excellent gameplan. I have him winning the rematch.

What about his gameplan was unpredictable given his previous fights? For some reason people thought that the Karate guy who fights with his hands at his waist wouldn't get hit by the guy that closes distance really quickly and throws a blistering right.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it's important for champions to have a character: dominick cruz is a cat in human skin, georges st pierre is a robot driven insane by reconciling his customer service politeness programming with being a fighter, and tyronewoodley was raised machida style by an overbearing parent who played the yoshi's island mario crying noise to him in his sleep every day of his life

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah how Unpredictable is woodley landing a powerful right overhand?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I love when Dunc posts start out sounding like a joke but then you realize they are deadly accurate.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
The only thing unpredictable is that his name is Tyron and not Tyrone.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

big money big clit posted:

What about his gameplan was unpredictable given his previous fights? For some reason people thought that the Karate guy who fights with his hands at his waist wouldn't get hit by the guy that closes distance really quickly and throws a blistering right.

Ugh how utterly effective it could be against the best striker in the division. Y'all are acting like wonderboy wasn't a 2:1 favorite and considered the uncrowned champ for like a year and a half prior to the fight.

Woodley beat wonderboy in every aspect of MMA. I didn't see any of you predict that...

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's important for champions to have a character: dominick cruz is a cat in human skin, georges st pierre is a robot driven insane by reconciling his customer service politeness programming with being a fighter, and tyronewoodley was raised machida style by an overbearing parent who played the yoshi's island mario crying noise to him in his sleep every day of his life

I'm surprised that despite this, Mark Hunt remains the only person to pull off the Yoshi's Island butt slam mid fight

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
You can't really do anything fun to do a standing guard pass in UFC because of the rules and also how fights are scored you're winning the round by just standing there so why bother. In Japan the rules for standing guard passes is like... go nuts dude. Go wild. Jump rear end first onto someone's dick with a cartwheel. Why not dude. We love that poo poo.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Hendricks says he's 197, so he's got until Saturday morning to hit 186.

I don't believe he is and I don't believe he will.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Bluedeanie posted:

I'm surprised that despite this, Mark Hunt remains the only person to pull off the Yoshi's Island butt slam mid fight

You can't post this and then not post the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr_K26TclcI

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

tesilential posted:


Woodley beat wonderboy in every aspect of MMA. I didn't see any of you predict that...

Except for... you know... how they fought to a draw.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

tesilential posted:

Ugh how utterly effective it could be against the best striker in the division. Y'all are acting like wonderboy wasn't a 2:1 favorite and considered the uncrowned champ for like a year and a half prior to the fight.

Woodley beat wonderboy in every aspect of MMA. I didn't see any of you predict that...

I predicted it by gambling money on him and losing

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's important for champions to have a character: dominick cruz is a cat in human skin, georges st pierre is a robot driven insane by reconciling his customer service politeness programming with being a fighter, and tyronewoodley was raised machida style by an overbearing parent who played the yoshi's island mario crying noise to him in his sleep every day of his life

Lmao

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

LobsterMobster posted:

Hendricks says he's 197, so he's got until Saturday morning to hit 186.

I don't believe he is and I don't believe he will.

He's bragging about eating anything he wants. This will surely end well (for us)

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Skip My Posts posted:

any word on why choi pulled out of the barao fight?

He got married this past weekend, that might have something to do with it? I don't know when the fight was actually scheduled for

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


it wasn't scheduled or announced

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
11 pounds in 48 hours sounds like a stretch even for someone who isn't a confirmed fatass with a steak addiction.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Hendricks should just go in with the idea of his payout being 20% less and not even try to lose the weight.

...Or is he?

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Julio Cruz posted:

11 pounds in 48 hours sounds like a stretch even for someone who isn't a confirmed fatass with a steak addiction.

It's pretty common but we are talking about the bigg rigg

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's important for champions to have a character: dominick cruz is a cat in human skin, georges st pierre is a robot driven insane by reconciling his customer service politeness programming with being a fighter, and tyronewoodley was raised machida style by an overbearing parent who played the yoshi's island mario crying noise to him in his sleep every day of his life

Lol

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

LobsterMobster posted:

Hendricks says he's 197, so he's got until Saturday morning to hit 186.

I don't believe he is and I don't believe he will.

Oh, rad. Remember when Anthony Johnson kept missing weight, then moved up to middleweight, and managed to miss weight far worse? It's that, except with a guy who wouldn't even be a tall lightweight.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Maybe he means he's the human equivalent of the chaos and failure inherent to UFC 197 Jones v. OSP

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Frog Princess posted:

Except for... you know... how they fought to a draw.

I also don't watch the fights.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Rap Friend Keven

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

Rap Friend Keven



Nice

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Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Pretty good article on Silva and no-selling

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/1...08-gif-analysis

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