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Hal Jordan: Greatest of the Green Lantern Corps.
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Push El Burrito posted:
"You don't understand, Superman: I can only afford apartments in really bad neighborhoods. With really bad people in them. You know who I mean."
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Feb 15, 2017 22:55
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Doc Hawkins posted:"You don't understand, Superman: I can only afford apartments in really bad neighborhoods. With really bad people in them. You know who I mean." What're you talking about? Hal has no problem with...their types.  See? Look how friendly he is!
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Feb 15, 2017 22:57
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Clowning on Green Lantern, you say?
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Feb 15, 2017 23:00
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Evil Mastermind posted:Hal Jordan: Greatest of the Green Lantern Corps.  Ow I hit a rock.  Ow I hit a stick.  Ow I hit a chair.  Ow the ceiling hit me.  Ow I became self aware. Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Feb 15, 2017 23:00
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Teenage Fansub posted:This is amazing. I'm not up on jl, is that a giant shield generator or something
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Feb 15, 2017 23:09
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Evil Mastermind posted:What're you talking about? Hal has no problem with...their types. Oh.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:11
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site posted:I'm not up on jl, is that a giant shield generator or something Nobody's reading JL. I got that on bleedingcool. Apparently in this issue that girl is telling Flash all about different DC continuities and Cyborg warps to Legion of Superheroes time. That stuff's almost got me buying another Hitch JL comic, but I'm not falling for it!
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Feb 15, 2017 23:35
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Push El Burrito posted:
Please, please tell me he solves this by eventually realizing the floor isn't yellow. 20 hours later.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:49
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A guacamole
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Feb 15, 2017 23:51
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purple death ray posted:A guacamole A type of underground rodent that resembles an avocado.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:53
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Push El Burrito posted:A type of underground rodent that resembles an avocado. Actually it's an avocado that's disguised as an artichoke, sending sensitive information back to the other avocados.
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Feb 16, 2017 00:29
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Hal is basically the Green Lantern Corps' version of the developmentally disabled kid who sweeps up at McDonald's. Meanwhile, Spider-Man ruins the experience of escaping the Heroes Reborn universe: 
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Feb 16, 2017 00:33
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I like that Superman has to throw in that "almost." Just so we remember what the pecking order is around here, ring boy.
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Feb 16, 2017 00:43
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If GL and Newspaper Spider-Man ever get into a fight they'll both end up dead a la Death of Superman but without ever laying a hand on one another.
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Feb 16, 2017 00:50
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Evil Mastermind posted:What're you talking about? Hal has no problem with...their types. Having my first exposure to classic GL come from Archived editions caused a struggle to figure out how a name like "Tom Kalmaku" could possibly inspire that nickname. Little did I know. For content, here's what I choose to believe is Donald Duck's usual process for making new friends:  (Carl Barks, "Turkey Trouble", Approx. 9 million different issues of Donald Duck owing to reprints)
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Feb 16, 2017 01:07
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 Dr Strange #17
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Feb 16, 2017 02:53
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Endless Mike posted:
Is the one in the top right vampire thrall Hitler?
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Feb 16, 2017 07:33
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Oh poo poo. I didn't know I got a Frazer Irving drawn issue of Doc Strange this week. Time to get on that 
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Feb 16, 2017 07:41
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SomeMathGuy posted:For content, here's what I choose to believe is Donald Duck's usual process for making new friends: I love Donald Duck so much, that insane little rageaholic 
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Feb 16, 2017 08:17
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Evil Mastermind posted:Hal Jordan: Greatest of the Green Lantern Corps. Fappo!
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Feb 16, 2017 13:04
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Push El Burrito posted:
This one actually has the in-context excuse that Silver Age Owlman's powers involved clouding people's mind and subtly hypnotizing them. I like that the CSA are analogues rather than straight up evil versions of the JLA, like Ultraman being a human astronaut who's a separate person from Earth-3 Clark Kent.
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Feb 16, 2017 13:49
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WickedHate posted:This one actually has the in-context excuse that Silver Age Owlman's powers involved clouding people's mind and subtly hypnotizing them. I like that the CSA are analogues rather than straight up evil versions of the JLA, like Ultraman being a human astronaut who's a separate person from Earth-3 Clark Kent. The CSA are straight up one of my favorite things in the DCU. But yeah, their variant backgrounds and stuff are a lot of fun.
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Feb 16, 2017 13:53
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Teenage Fansub posted:Oh poo poo. I didn't know I got a Frazer Irving drawn issue of Doc Strange this week. Time to get on that
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Feb 16, 2017 13:58
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wait, does she even have enhanced strength? Yes. Googling about it says she can lift about 7 tons, a little less than half the 15 tons Spider-man is credited with. So... Unbelievable Gwenpool #11  EDIT: Also! Gwenpool and Deadpool finally meet up at the end of this issue! Some Pinko Commie fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Feb 16, 2017 |
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Feb 16, 2017 15:08
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Okay, that was a great setup. Also, obligatory " I thought he was dead?" yeah yeah comics comics
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Feb 16, 2017 16:14
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Johnny Aztec posted:Okay, that was a great setup. I believe Batroc the Leaper spends his existence in a state of quantum uncertainty like Magneto, Stilt-man, or all those mutants from M-day. He can only be dead when he's not being actively observed by the reader.
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Feb 16, 2017 16:24
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That goes quadruple for his sometimes-cohort Machete. I'm still not sure how many of them there've been, and no one else is, either.
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Feb 16, 2017 16:25
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Lurdiak posted:That goes quadruple for his sometimes-cohort Machete. I remember three; Batroc Ze Leapair, Machete, and Zaran the Weapon-Master. One of those last two guys had blades instead of hands.
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Feb 16, 2017 16:26
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It's a little known fact that Dr. Doom likes to sprinkle bots and LMDs of various other supervillains around the world so that at any given time when you see a B-lister supposedly die it's probably not actually them.
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Feb 16, 2017 16:34
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ComicsAlliance did a spotlight on Golden Age Wonder Woman for their Love & Sex week, and, uh...jeez. 
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Feb 16, 2017 18:44
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Is the Hitler cure a loaded handgun?
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Feb 16, 2017 19:13
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Lobok posted:If GL and Newspaper Spider-Man ever get into a fight they'll both end up dead a la Death of Superman but without ever laying a hand on one another. They will stop the fight when they learn of their common foe. That brick wall. Both heroes will die fighting it. Hal will fall off a cliff and forget he can fly.
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Feb 16, 2017 19:41
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Kwyndig posted:I believe Batroc the Leaper spends his existence in a state of quantum uncertainty like Magneto, Stilt-man, or all those mutants from M-day. He can only be dead when he's not being actively observed by the reader. Same with his Frenchness
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Feb 16, 2017 19:50
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davidspackage posted:Is the Hitler cure a loaded handgun? It's an unloaded* handgun. *Into the Hitler.
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Feb 16, 2017 21:38
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This kills the Hitler.
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Feb 16, 2017 21:47
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Feb 16, 2017 22:11
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prefect posted:I remember three; Batroc Ze Leapair, Machete, and Zaran the Weapon-Master. One of those last two guys had blades instead of hands. No, what I mean is, how many Machetes, specifically. He's died several times and then showed up again with absolutely no explanation. Sometimes a later writer would go "Oh poo poo yeah he died" and explain this was a new Machete, sometimes no. One of them is the first one's brother, but he also died. No one is keeping track of it.
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Feb 17, 2017 00:33
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Are comics going to address having a real life supervillain for president?
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Feb 17, 2017 00:39
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Duke Igthorn posted:Are comics going to address having a real life supervillain for president? They did. Captain America was so bummed out that he quit to become Nomad for a while.
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