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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a liberal.

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
gimme that loving Crikey article you muppets.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

For whatever reason you can see the day's Crikey articles at https://www.crikey.com.au/dow-jones/

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Shame it doesn't render as HTML without fiddling

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

some Crikey bastard posted:

Bill Shorten appears to be edging closer to Kirribilli House with every passing day as Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and the Coalition melts down following the defection of rogue Cory Bernardi and with questions swirling around the Liberal Party's approach to One Nation preferences.

All is not as it seems, however.

The Murdoch media has been desperately trying draw attention to the fact the National Left within the Australian Labor Party are moving rapidly towards ascendancy for the first time since the era of Gough Whitlam. The National Left has changed significantly since the late 1960s and early '70s, and now represents the solid centre-left progressive views of the vast majority of Labor members and voters.

The Australian Labor Party is on the cusp of a new age of National Left dominance within the national conference and national executive, as well as an era of National Left leaders like the popular Anthony Albanese or Tanya Plibersek contesting general elections as leader of the party.

The Right now only control New South Wales branch comfortably. In both South Australia and Victoria the Right require alliance partners to ensure stability. Every other branch is dominated by the Left.

If the New South Wales and/or Victorian state conferences were to fall to the Left that would spell complete national control for the Left, such is their importance. But the Left don't even need to take control of those two branches in order to assert dominance in the next few years. It has already been reported that the National Left now controls the crucial National Policy Forum, which will formulate the next federal election policy platform.

I can reveal most of the names of those who will make up that powerful deliberative body. The list of names excludes two Right-aligned parliamentary delegates and three national conference elected officials whose names I was unable to attain.

The Australian Manufacturing Workers' Union and United Voice dominate the Left majority, and together they will carry the Left. Anthony Albanese and Tanya Plibersek have significant sway within the AMWU Left and along with National AMWU president Andrew Dettmer will largely determine the Left's positions, in conjunction with UV's Mark Butler and national UV secretary Joanne Schofield.

The once untouchable Kim Carr is aligned with AMWU, however nationally the AMWU back the Albanese and Plibersek national bloc over Carr's small breakaway Left faction. It's almost certain he will not be a power player this time around, but the man known as Kim Il-Carr has a way of getting what he wants.

All over the Shoppies

The increasingly less influential Shop, Distributive and Allied Employees Association, by sheer weight of their rank-and-file numbers, dominate the minority Right-aligned grouping. So that's the National Policy Forum covered.

Albo: 1, Shorten: 0

Next comes national conference floor and its 400 delegates. Until last national conference each branch's conference elected their entire delegation to national conference. New rules dictate that each branch must directly elect by ballot of the rank-and-file at least as many delegates as there are federal seats in each respective state or territory.

Bad news for the Right.

The rank-and-file on the whole have a history of voting for Left principles, as was the case when 60% voted for Anthony Albanese as federal leader.
Labor branch stacking becomes an arms race, with Stability Pact a possible casualty of war

If we assume current branch conference floor proportions remain the same and add to that the realistic result of 66% of rank-and-file elected delegates falling for the Left. Not including the fairly even smattering of leaders and officials who are delegates, Left would hold 113 to the Right's 122 state and territory elected delegate positions. While a result of 66% to the Left in rank-and-file delegate elections would gift them 99 delegates to the Right's 51 delegates. All up, Left would hold 219 of 400 delegate positions or 54% of national conference floor.

Albo: 2, Shorten: 0

This at a time when recent votes appear to indicate the New South Wales Left might be looking at an increase in their next delegation to state conference. Shorten may be the Right's last shot out of the locker. Should he flounder Albanese will gladly inherit a party controlled lock, stock and barrel by the National Left, while the Right lick their wounds and wonder how and where it all went wrong. We could be looking at the awkward possibility of a Prime Minister Shorten, an AWU Right stalwart and former moderate union leader, implementing a Left faction-driven agenda in government. Just one of the many things that must be on his mind as he takes it up to the wounded Turnbull government and goes in for the kill.

et voila!

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


quote:

Look, not one of the fairer sex showed any interest in me before I started in the media, nor have they shown any interest since.

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.
hahahaha





what, me worry?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Looks like puberty really kicked the piss out of Dewey from Malcom in the Middle.

foolish_fool
Jul 22, 2010
At least he has good taste in pens...

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
Don't post that guy's photo ever again

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
http://www.theage.com.au/federal-po...216-guec9o.html

SRSLY
!

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

quote:

they effectively get paid "less than $50 an hour".

lmao no this is satire

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Concatenation posted:

hahahaha





what, me worry?

So the Murdoch press can only afford to pay junior rates now?

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

ewe2 posted:

et voila!

So, the SDA is propping up the Labor Right faction based off membership numbers (and large party donations). Which are driven by places like Coles and Woolworths who receive commissions from memberships and sweetheart collective agreements that leave the workers worse off.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Concatenation posted:

hahahaha





what, me worry?

Wow. I didn't realise Alfred E. Neuman was a real person but holy poo poo, that's photo evidence and I can no longer live in denial.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

hooman posted:

hahahahah

"outlaw negative gearing"

Jesus these guys have such weaselly language. Oh we have a budget problem maybe we should stop giving people a massive discount on their tax just because they own an appreciating asset? Maybe we should get rid of the massive concessions for flipping that appreciating asset? Maybe we should do all this because we have a housing bubble and totally unaffordable housing?

NAH WOULDN'T WANT TO MAKE ALL THOSE MUMS AND DADS OUTLAWS

EDIT: As if negative gearing is some natural thing that they're banning rather than a loving tax break they're phasing out.

The CGT discount exists for a good reason, I guess they're happy to sacrifice that as long as they get to keep their precious negative gearing though

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/nonstoptom/status/831991997585989632

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

gay picnic defence posted:

The CGT discount exists for a good reason, I guess they're happy to sacrifice that as long as they get to keep their precious negative gearing though

lol why's that?

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Concatenation posted:

hahahaha





what, me worry?

Reading List: The Alan Jones Style Guide

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Capt.Whorebags posted:

Reading List: The Alan Jones Style Guide

I bet his mom is so proud when she shows him off to her friends at the bridge club.

He doesn't fully understand why yet.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Got to say, this took balls.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Concatenation posted:

hahahaha





what, me worry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Because it is intended to ensure people aren't taxed for gains arising from inflation. Even if you don't agree with it, at least there is some rationale unlike negative gearing which exists purely because some cunts in suits want more money

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

gay picnic defence posted:

Because it is intended to ensure people aren't taxed for gains arising from inflation. Even if you don't agree with it, at least there is some rationale unlike negative gearing which exists purely because some cunts in suits want more money

Yeah but inflation isn't 50%

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Yeah but inflation isn't 50%

I don't think it works the way you think it does.

Actually the effect is usually more than 50% of capital gains. There was an article in The Conversation about it and the deductions when indexation was were higher than today.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Starshark posted:

Got to say, this took balls.

I normally really don't like Tom Gleason, but got to give him props for this. That was really god drat painful to watch, can't even imagine what it would of been like on stage.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Starshark posted:

Got to say, this took balls.

:staredog: You weren't exaggerating.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

gay picnic defence posted:

There was an article in The Conversation about it and the deductions when indexation was were higher than today.
Did they cherry pick short periods of high inflation to come to that conclusion?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Concatenation posted:

hahahaha





what, me worry?

He's holding a ballpoint pen. Surely they could have asked him to hold a fountain pen.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

Mr Chips posted:

Did they cherry pick short periods of high inflation to come to that conclusion?

I'm guessing this is the article (linked because the convo deserves your clicks):

https://theconversation.com/tax-reform-and-the-simplistic-nature-of-the-capital-gains-tax-discount-45773

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Wow Ian McDonald continues to be a grade A piece of poo poo.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

SuddenCactus posted:

He's holding a ballpoint pen. Surely they could have asked him to hold a fountain pen.

Yeah and maybe he could have folded his pocket napkin for the dinner party he isn't at or washed his greasy face before taking a photo but we have what we have.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Concatenation posted:

hahahaha





what, me worry?

holy poo poo how embarrassing

Nibbles!
Jun 26, 2008

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

make australia great again as well please

gay picnic defence posted:

I don't think it works the way you think it does.

Actually the effect is usually more than 50% of capital gains. There was an article in The Conversation about it and the deductions when indexation was were higher than today.

Theres a lot of qualifiers to that. It depends what inflation is doing. If inflation is low, which it has been for recent history, then the 50% discount is much more generous than if you used indexation.

You're really just talking about housing. If you have long-term assets and high inflation the discount is worse. They majority of people that utilise the discount though are flipping this short-term where the discount is very generous.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Hahahahahaha

Turnbull threatens that if the senate doesn't pass his welfare cuts he'll just have to raise taxes

The senate tells him to loving do it idiot

Abbott warns him off doing even the most tokenistic rollback of tax deductions

What a loving pathetic embarassment of a PM.

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

Never mind

TheMightyHandful fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Feb 16, 2017

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Nibbles! posted:

Theres a lot of qualifiers to that. It depends what inflation is doing. If inflation is low, which it has been for recent history, then the 50% discount is much more generous than if you used indexation.

You're really just talking about housing. If you have long-term assets and high inflation the discount is worse. They majority of people that utilise the discount though are flipping this short-term where the discount is very generous.

Sure, and maybe there's an argument for doing some more modelling to get the discount closer to what the indexed discount would be. But honestly that difference is probably small beans compared to the financial and social cost of negative gearing so I think that needs to be the primary target.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Tokamak posted:

So, the SDA is propping up the Labor Right faction based off membership numbers (and large party donations). Which are driven by places like Coles and Woolworths who receive commissions from memberships and sweetheart collective agreements that leave the workers worse off.

I'm currently under an SDA work agreement, here are some of its greatest hits:

-possible to work 10 hour shifts with no break (token break, no time spent not working)
-only public holiday that gets extra pay is Christmas day, everything else standard weekend rates regardless.
-expired in 2014, meaning that the last three years everyone under the agreement has been getting an effective paycut as inflation goes up.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Zenithe posted:

I'm currently under an SDA work agreement, here are some of its greatest hits:

-possible to work 10 hour shifts with no break (token break, no time spent not working)
-only public holiday that gets extra pay is Christmas day, everything else standard weekend rates regardless.
-expired in 2014, meaning that the last three years everyone under the agreement has been getting an effective paycut as inflation goes up.

Wow that's well hosed up.

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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

I've seen that Caleb bloke on The Drum and he seems to be the quintessential young Liberal person, but with more acne. He's 22 years old yet looks like he's just hit puberty

Solemn Sloth posted:

Hahahahahaha

Turnbull threatens that if the senate doesn't pass his welfare cuts he'll just have to raise taxes

The senate tells him to loving do it idiot

Abbott warns him off doing even the most tokenistic rollback of tax deductions

What a loving pathetic embarassment of a PM.

Truly he is a piss weak PM. It's getting embarrassing how awful he is at negotiating, which is terrible since he was a lawyer and investment banker. Maybe he's so used to getting his own way all the time due to those previous roles that he doesn't understand when someone stands up to him.

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