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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOD

Let the loving reporter at least finish his question you rear end holy poo poo

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Nocheez posted:

LOL keeps bringing up Hillary Clinton like she is relevant at all.

he's campaigning for '20

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
This is why the retirement age is supposed to be 65

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
next time I get a minute I'm going to find transcripts of all these press conferences and plug them into a markov speech generator

maybe I could use the output as trump-lol methadone when the genuine item starts destroying my body physically in like a month from now

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

"i can't believe im saying i'm a politician, but i guess that's what i am now"

h... how? lol?

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

what we are seeing here is a poor person's idea of a rich person made into a rich person's idea of a politician. trump literally thought that the president can do whatever they want and it still hasn't sunk in that he cant

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
I'm not gonna be one of those guys that goes "here's what I'm gonna do"

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
telegraphing that he's about to start poo poo with nk and iran lol

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
president of the united states lol

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Lol "We had a smooth roll-out of the travel ban, but we have bad courts!"

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
"we had a very smooth rollout of the travel ban"

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Just remember 63 million Americans wanted a President Trump despite literally every possible red flag and warning sign.

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
you have to get up and ask a question at some point :mad:

fake edit: LEAST ANTI-SEMETIC, LEAST RACIST, QUIET QUIET QUIET

Soho Joe fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Feb 16, 2017

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

ElGroucho posted:

This is why the retirement age is supposed to be 65

By the time I'm retirement age, there won't be a retirement age lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
he actually does get somewhat more coherent when the reporter on the mike is persistent enough to piss him off

fake edit: "now I'M no racist, but..."

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Hahahahaha

"I am the least racist person you will ever meet"

*everyone laughs*

"Quiet QUIET"

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Oh my god he actually remembered to respond to the first half of her question, I am shocked.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Yo that BBC reporter was a fuckin boss

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
Black stranger, fetch me the CBC ("what is that??" -- Trump) if you care that much

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
Oh my god.

"Do you know the Congressional Black Caucus?"

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
For those just joining us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVVTb3nZssQ

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Please someone provide a link or upload some of this, it sounds incredible. I live in the UK and holy poo poo, these quotes sound absolutely batshit

Edit: thank you

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

sugar free jazz posted:

Yo that BBC reporter was a fuckin boss

judging from that reporter's reaction, watching people who have that particular demeanor of erudite British propriety crash up against what a buffoon trump is will continue to be extremely great for the next 8 years

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Mr.Tophat posted:

Please someone provide a link or upload some of this, it sounds incredible. I live in the UK and holy poo poo, these quotes sound absolutely batshit

i assume youtube archives it

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Can we get a battalion of BBC reporters, thank in advance

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Well, it just ended, but the media have been given enough material for the next couple days for sure.

Here's a bit of him rambling about uranium and bad things and Hillary in regards to some plastic button thing (?) and I don't even know

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/832302949170868224

(credit to Pellisworth for posting this in the D&D thread)

edit: looked up the reset button thing, holy poo poo that's embarrassing

Revins fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Feb 16, 2017

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

sugar free jazz posted:

Yo that BBC reporter was a fuckin boss

what they ask?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

we're attacking mosul in 4 months
we're attacking mosul in 4 months
we're attacking mosul in 4 months
we're attacking mosul in 4 months

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Unfinish3d posted:

Well, it just ended, but the media have been given enough material for the next couple days for sure.

Here's a bit of him rambling about uranium and bad things and Hillary in regards to some plastic button thing (?) and I don't even know

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/832302949170868224

(credit to Pellisworth for posting this in the D&D thread)

President Donald Trump, in response to a question about recent instances of Russian military saber-rattling: "if there was ever one thing that really turned putin against america, it was obviously the cheap materials and shoddy workmanship of hillary's stupid plastic button for dumb jerks who smell"

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

FuhrerHat posted:

we're attacking mosul in 4 months
we're attacking mosul in 4 months
we're attacking mosul in 4 months
we're attacking mosul in 4 months
ISIS recruitment video remix

Edit - Bring me that Big Black Caucus, woman!

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
God drat this is gold, solid gold, I truly feel like we are indeed in an alternate timeline.

The way he says mexico, it's too much, it's all too much

Someone hit quick load too many times, and now it won't work anymore

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

proof of concept posted:

President Donald Trump, in response to a question about recent instances of Russian military saber-rattling: "if there was ever one thing that really turned putin against america, it was obviously the cheap materials and shoddy workmanship of hillary's stupid plastic button for dumb jerks who smell"

lol

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Whenever you feel like a nostalgic lol, look at any press conference with Obama and see how good you had it. The dude was intelligent, charismatic, emphatic and amazing and now there's Trump.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I talk about easy D craziness with a friend of mine, and they're convinced he'll resign. Anyway I really need to get around to making a nice official bet with him that it'll be impeachment instead, even the party loyalists can't stand behind this much longer can they?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I talk about easy D craziness with a friend of mine, and they're convinced he'll resign. Anyway I really need to get around to making a nice official bet with him that it'll be impeachment instead, even the party loyalists can't stand behind this much longer can they?

Make sure to delineate what happens if he resigns during the impeachment proceedings

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

hes gonna trade jobs with sean spicer

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

The Archaic posted:

Just remember 63 million Americans wanted a President Trump despite literally every possible red flag and warning sign.

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Like, I'm no politicker myself, but I'm pretty sure saying "everyone would love it if I blew up a Russian warship" isn't the kind of thing you should just say off the cuff

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