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thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

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EXCUSE ME
WHEN DID IT HAPPEN

lol this guy is aggressively retarded (the democratically elected president of the united states donald trump)

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:19

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# ? May 22, 2024 17:20

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

lol this guy is aggressively retarded (the democratically elected president of the united states donald trump)

garbage in, garbage out folks

the public sucks, gently caress hope

lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:20

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

thathonkey posted:

NAT GOOD
NAT GOOD
NAT GOOD
EXCUSE ME
WHEN DID IT HAPPEN

lol this guy is aggressively retarded (the democratically elected president of the united states donald trump)

Can you please do the needful and oust the posters that rated this thread a 1?

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:22

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

thathonkey posted:

NAT GOOD
NAT GOOD
NAT GOOD
EXCUSE ME
WHEN DID IT HAPPEN

lol this guy is aggressively retarded (the democratically elected president of the united states donald trump)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaVWRetR4jg

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:23

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

Also here is a real quote from Trump from when he was campaigning in North Carolina:

Trump then promised to change that: �We're going to win so much. You're going to get tired of winning. you�re going to say, �Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible.� And I'm going to say, �No, we have to make America great again.� You're gonna say, �Please.� I said, �Nope, nope. We're gonna keep winning.�"

Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/02/19/25-quotes-capturing-donald-trumps-final-pitch-to-south-carolina/

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:23

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

do u know jenny posted:

Also here is a real quote from Trump from when he was campaigning in North Carolina:

Trump then promised to change that: �We're going to win so much. You're going to get tired of winning. you�re going to say, �Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible.� And I'm going to say, �No, we have to make America great again.� You're gonna say, �Please.� I said, �Nope, nope. We're gonna keep winning.�"

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Edit: Because a lot of people have asked, yes, this is a real quote. Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/02/19/25-quotes-capturing-donald-trumps-final-pitch-to-south-carolina/

an ouroboros of lols

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:24

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

do u know jenny posted:

Can you please do the needful and oust the posters that rated this thread a 1?

your name was v funny with the word filter before it got changed

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:24

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Hungry Bit posted:

second public fit of laughter for the day

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:25

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

do u know jenny posted:

Also here is a real quote from Trump from when he was campaigning in North Carolina:

Trump then promised to change that: “We're going to win so much. You're going to get tired of winning. you’re going to say, ‘Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible.’ And I'm going to say, ‘No, we have to make America great again.’ You're gonna say, ‘Please.’ I said, ‘Nope, nope. We're gonna keep winning.’"

Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/02/19/25-quotes-capturing-donald-trumps-final-pitch-to-south-carolina/

That quote is quite prophetic! I cannot stand how much we are winning. The amount of winning currently happening does actually make my head hurt, and no matter how much I beg Donnie T keeps rolling.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:25

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/832339074161717248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:27

Spunky Psycho Ho: Jan 26, 2007; by zen death robot

Hungry Bit posted:

This is very lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:32

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Hungry Bit posted:

'esss

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:35

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ProperCoochie posted:

Remember when the NYT found out about the torture programs under Bush and sat on them until they were pretty much blackmailed into releasing the story?

LOL

Nobody can do anything about this

except the second amendment people of course

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:35

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

reminder that our president motorboated the mayor of new york while dressed in drag

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:37

cnut: May 3, 2016

THE PRESIDENT SHALL NOT BE QUESTIONED!

lol holy poo poo I can't believe this poo poo. LOfuckingL

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:37

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Since this presser the MSNBC talking heads have been overusing the phrase, "the airing of the grievances."

It's Festivus. "I've got a lot of problems with you people!"

lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:37

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

One man lols is a tragedy.
Millions lol and it's America
-Comrade Trump

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:42

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Minimalist Program posted:

I hope the Trumpster hangs on until the White House Correspondents' dinner.

This is going to be highlight of the loving year, believe me.

He is going to to conservative humor, and we all know how cringe worthy that is.

Right now, I think it will be 60% bashing NYT, 30% Hilary, and 10% America is Great as there is no more Obama.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:42

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

some poor bastard had to transcribe that whole press conference what a rambling mess lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:43

Piss Witch: Oct 23, 2005

happyhippy posted:

This is going to be highlight of the loving year, believe me.

He is going to to conservative humor, and we all know how cringe worthy that is.

Right now, I think it will be 60% bashing NYT, 30% Hilary, and 10% America is Great as there is no more Obama.

+ 50% how great trump is

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:45

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

whwere does the electoral college fit in

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:46

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

thathonkey posted:

some poor bastard had to transcribe that whole press conference what a rambling mess lol

Official presidential record I hope.

Someone will recite one of these in the future :allears:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:46

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Hey guys!

Donald Trump is president of the United States! Lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:46

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

I hope they get Norm MacDonald to be this year's dinner host

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:47

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

thathonkey posted:

some poor bastard had to transcribe that whole press conference what a rambling mess lol

there was a video fo someone reading his rally speech but talking like a nomral person might and it sounds even more insane lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:48

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

nice meltdown

l m a o

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:49

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

Egbert Souse posted:

I hope they get Norm MacDonald to be this year's dinner host

oh you know it's going to be Jeff Dunham or some other milquetoast comedian.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:50

lilljonas: May 6, 2007; We got crabs? We got crabs!

Imagine bannons face today

Getting more and more red with rage

As the full extent of Trumps ineptitude is puked up, one word salad at a time

Lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:51

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

It won't be a women, because women just aren't funny.

/high fives self

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:52

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

It would be funny if Obama hosted this year so he can double dip on burning Trump

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:53

Viruswithshoes: Mar 26, 2007

British goon here. I'd just like to take a moment, on behalf of us all here in ol' Blighty, to thank America and Americans for making this Trump dream come true. It's jolly good of you to destroy your own country for the world's amusement. Toodle-pip

and lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:57

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Alan Smithee posted:

Took this post on a shitposting forum and put it on my IRL facebook

lol

have fun arguing with the crazies!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:58

Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

America has voluntarily decided to get a brain cancer that audibly farts inside its head

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:58

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

Trump is going to try to use the whcd to burn obama back as revenge for getting slammed and it's going to be really really cringeworthy and undignified.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:58

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Hungry Bit posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:59

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

lilljonas posted:

Imagine bannons face today

Getting more and more red with rage

As the full extent of Trumps ineptitude is puked up, one word salad at a time

Lol

the guy Bannon picked to be his tool in his quest to dismantle and transform the USA turned out to be literally demented, like with worms in his brain or something. life is a nightmare and it is beautiful and hilarious.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:59