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Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

they probably meant tension wrench (cyberpunks gotta know how to lock pick obv)

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

maybe they mean torque sticks

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



torx screwdrivers maybe?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

toque wretches, aka canadians

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

let's face it, you cant torquemada anything

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010




lol

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

"early beard growth and small testes" hahaha

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i came to post something cyberpunk itt but then i caught up w. thread and pale spectres is so amazingly bad my brain revolted sorry

Fredflonston
Jan 29, 2011


"Led Torch"

So you dont Freudian slip out the other thing when asked for a flashlight.

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


i will never let part one of myrtar's inventory be lost to history



7 cards
no cash :(
(spent it all on flashlights)

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

hifi posted:

now in 2017 cyberpunks just carry around 5 guns and an android

five guns taped together ofc

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
"now that the dust has settled"

sry for gawker link

the wire dude called this basically the best investigative reporting hed ever seen

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
why is firefox telling me their cert is invalid :tinfoil:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
probably whoever turned it from a live cms-backed site to a static archive screwed something up

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

SO DEMANDING posted:

i will never let part one of myrtar's inventory be lost to history



7 cards
no cash :(
(spent it all on flashlights)

i'm the guy working in a secure facility that posts pictures of my work keys on the internet


A Pinball Wizard posted:

why is firefox telling me their cert is invalid :tinfoil:

why are you clicking on a link to an article about donald trump's hair in the cyber punk thread?


PALE SPECTRES posted:

"now that the dust has settled"

why are you posting a link to an article about donald trump's hair in the cyber punk thread?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

infernal machines posted:

i'm the guy working in a secure facility that posts pictures of my work keys on the internet


Exactly how secure can it be if they let a random janitor walk around with a gun

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
good point

i guess in cyberpunk 2005 even mall janitors need guns in corporate dystopia america

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

infernal machines posted:

i'm the guy working in a secure facility that posts pictures of my work keys on the internet


why are you clicking on a link to an article about donald trump's hair in the cyber punk thread?


why are you posting a link to an article about donald trump's hair in the cyber punk thread?

i wasnt expecting the spanish inquisition but i think nanoweave hair is p cyberpunk

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
although his nametag says "IT - <something>Net Support" so he's a computer janitor, not a real janitor

PALE SPECTRES posted:

i wasnt expecting the spanish inquisition

no one ever does

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
anyway the most pro thing is gibson reading his own stories cuz he has this sort of sarcasm inflection where hes like did i really write this bs?

i have a good neuromancer recording somewhere but i forget where i found it

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
No good writer looks back on their own work and announces "Yes, this is all perfect".

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

carry on then posted:

let's face it, you cant torquemada anything

Oae Ui
Oct 7, 2003

Let's be friends.
another pro Gibson thing was when he realized live on twitter that his family were white nationalists. that a lot of the things he'd been told growing up, a lot of books and other memorabilia that they had, had were tokens of that. seemed like a rough thing to realize.

he seems very introspective and would be a v cool uncle. one of the few famous people I've learned more about and not had an "oh goddamnit" moment.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

nothing, torquemada with you?

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Oae Ui posted:

another pro Gibson thing was when he realized live on twitter that his family were white nationalists. that a lot of the things he'd been told growing up, a lot of books and other memorabilia that they had, had were tokens of that. seemed like a rough thing to realize.

he seems very introspective and would be a v cool uncle. one of the few famous people I've learned more about and not had an "oh goddamnit" moment.

link?

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib

here you are https://twitter.com

:tipshat:

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
Stole this from the tech bubbel thred

https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/832602728975171584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Cazlab
Oct 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/Kosmogrrrl/status/832678592710533121

Fredflonston
Jan 29, 2011


I always knew Big Pizza would be the Cyber-man's greatest advocate. Although I was promised a car that "has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt" and "unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters", somehow my mind's eye didn't expect reality to be a bit more...colorful.




http://www.autoguide.com/gallery/ga...cle-18.jpg.html

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



holographic barbie, for the low low price of threehundredbux

Midjack fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Feb 19, 2017

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

PALE SPECTRES posted:

anyway the most pro thing is gibson reading his own stories cuz he has this sort of sarcasm inflection where hes like did i really write this bs?

i have a good neuromancer recording somewhere but i forget where i found it

https://archive.org/details/NeuromancerAudioBook

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



btw if yall wanna talk about 80s graphics: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3810612

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHXx3orN35Y

this is all done with cga

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
http://www.csmonitor.com/Technology/2017/0214/Coming-soon-to-Dubai-A-flying-passenger-carrying-drone

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



hifi posted:

now in 2017 cyberpunks just carry around 5 guns and an android

nice five gun, grenade armory

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


JFC

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

happiness is mandatory, citizen consumer

it's nothing new tech-wise, though. i think one of the kinect example apps in the xbox one sdk pre-release was exactly this image. skeleton overlay, info about the face, and i think instead of happy: yes/no it had a range of emotion it could detect

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crazysim
May 23, 2004
I AM SOOOOO GAY

haveblue posted:

I'd buy pizza from the mafia

dragon enthusiast posted:

only kind of a secfuck but somebody on my TL described it as "This transitions into a refrigerator magnet cache poisoning attack"
https://twitter.com/foldablehuman/status/835655192624300032

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