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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I think the Jets window has already closed with this current roster.

Did the window ever even open?

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/832348653050277888

lol

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Vet min plus a free hot dog each game :v:

For reals though after watching a poo poo snapper all year I'm ok paying a little for consistency

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The thing with the Browns is they have titanic cap space. So if they want to pay him $100k over minimum or whatever a vet long snapper earns, they can just give him a $1m roster bonus in the first year of a deal, and do the entire extra pay up front.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/937thefan/status/832352320147030016



:stare:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I mean, people have been burning Revis all season.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wtf

:staredog:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I mean, people have been burning Revis all season.

:golfclap:

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
yeah it's incredible, they have $218m in total cap for the 2017 season (I assume that includes rollover cap from not being able to sign FAs for a few season), of which $106m is free. Almost half. And that's before they start cutting people in the offseason.

I wonder if they'll actually be able to spend it on good players and not insane overpays on people who are washed up revis is gonna get 15 mil a year

extremely fake edit: lmao never mind

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


people suck

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

whiteyfats posted:

Did the window ever even open?

For a brief two month period in 2015.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/832355509923676160

I'm reporting that Revis was beat up by Jack Reacher.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Have fun with Trufant

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

For a brief two month period in 2015.



jets made the mistake of progressing from bottom right to bottom left

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

They sent four people too many. He's been getting wrecked one-on-one all year long.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

http://www.wtae.com/article/darrelle-revis-south-side-altercation/8944026

This makes it sound like Police are investigating him.

And that it was only 2 people.

quote:

A police officer who drove by the area saw Revis speaking to two people; when he circled back around, two of them were knocked out and Revis was gone, sources said.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Athanatos posted:

http://www.wtae.com/article/darrelle-revis-south-side-altercation/8944026

This makes it sound like Police are investigating him.

And that it was only 2 people.

hardcore.

revis has a future in hollywood

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
wow most successful hit by a Jet since 9/11

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

a patagonian cavy posted:

wow most successful hit by a Jet since 9/11

nah man that guy punched out Geno and saved the Jets from him

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Harsh, but fair.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

They sent four people too many. He's been getting wrecked one-on-one all year long.

:holymoley:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So how hosed is Revis?

https://twitter.com/KMart_LI/status/832371716529729540

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I think we all need that video pretty much immediately

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Dude got what he deserved. Seriously since when is following someone around recording them in their personal time totally cool normal poo poo that doesn't get you punched?

That said he's legally hosed.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


"Terroristic threats"??

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SKULL.GIF posted:

"Terroristic threats"??

"Motherfucker, I'll kill you!" or something similar, I bet.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SKULL.GIF posted:

"Terroristic threats"??

Pretty common bullshit law, if I tell you "I'm going to kill you" I'm making a terroristic threat to your body. drat near any argument leading to a fight will have something like that going on.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
This isn't someone beating up his wife, so Goodell won't play ignorant about what happens in the video

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Revis owns

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Not shocked it would be someone from Kittanning starting that poo poo, that area is like the beginning of Pennsyltucky

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

revis beating his friends like he gets beat in coverage

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/VICESports/status/832291900925308929

I wonder if you can make it whistle.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I have a Tom Brady tattoo on my peepee

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Ehud posted:

I have a Tom Brady tattoo on my peepee

pics

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

*manipulates the tip of penis to make it look like the tom brady dong is smiling*

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Ehud posted:

throw out your guesses and the winner gets a prize*

I'll say joe Haden
*prize is an avatar cert

Revis

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

They deserved it.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
How are you unconscious for 10 minutes after being laid out

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Ostentatious posted:

*manipulates the tip of penis to make it look like the tom brady dong is smiling*

Turns out Ehud's co-worker was actually his penis the whole time

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

SHOAH NUFF posted:

How are you unconscious for 10 minutes after being laid out

You get decked real hard

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