Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

orange juche posted:

O wait its at the date

there is precious little more virile than reading the morning paper on the crapper

# ? Feb 17, 2017 01:39

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# ? May 18, 2024 04:36

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

People that spend more time on the crapper than is necessary for decrapation disgust me.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 01:55

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Sometimes there's a pause between grumps. Sometimes that pause is five seconds, sometimes it's five minutes. I'd rather get it all out at once than make six trips to the shitter throughout the day.

But sitting for long periods of time on the shitter can cause hemmrhoids (gently caress the spelling even if its right). So those who are wasting 30 minutes a day on the john will get what's coming to them in the end.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:00

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Duzzy Funlop posted:

People that spend more time on the crapper than is necessary for decrapation disgust me.

same. eat enough fiber, shoot out the brown torpedoes, clean up, get on with your day.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:40

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Her Majesty's photo shall stand on the wall of this Cafe Herpes Dining Facility of Excellence

# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:41

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Two Finger posted:

Her Majesty's photo shall stand on the wall of this Cafe Herpes Dining Facility of Excellence

SALUTE THE PORTRAIT OF HER MAJESTY BEFORE REMOVING YOUR HEADDRESS

UNLESS YOU ARE ARTILLERY

# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:43

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

MA-Horus posted:

SALUTE THE PORTRAIT OF HER MAJESTY BEFORE REMOVING YOUR HEADDRESS

UNLESS YOU ARE ARTILLERY

# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:44

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

First you gave my guys spoiled milk during FTX now we deal with this poo poo? gently caress this TAD

# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:49

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Two Finger posted:

Her Majesty's photo shall stand on the wall of this Cafe Herpes Dining Facility of Excellence

Isn't she a lot older and more wrinkled?

# ? Feb 17, 2017 03:09

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Two Finger posted:

Her Majesty's photo shall stand on the wall of this Cafe Herpes Dining Facility of Excellence

Would

# ? Feb 17, 2017 03:53

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Zeris posted:

Would

Her Majesty's Royal Poon

# ? Feb 17, 2017 03:58

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MA-Horus posted:

SALUTE THE PORTRAIT OF HER MAJESTY BEFORE REMOVING YOUR HEADDRESS

UNLESS YOU ARE ARTILLERY

Why is artillery different?

# ? Feb 17, 2017 03:59

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

You just know the royals like to go slumming from time to time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:07

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Rough Lobster posted:

You just know the royals like to go slumming from time to time.

Fun times in Cleveland today!

Cleveland!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:12

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Just remember: you're never alone as long as you have your tapeworm.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:14

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I ran out of milk. It wasn't anywhere near enough for this bowl of cereal.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:22

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

Naked Bear posted:

I ran out of milk. It wasn't anywhere near enough for this bowl of cereal.

Two Finger, what shall you do to correct this injustice?

# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:59

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

If he isn't a good enough planner to make sure he had enough milk before eating I'd say that's a field grade right there

People on the ground are reporting he didn't even salute the queen

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Feb 17, 2017

# ? Feb 17, 2017 05:11

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Naked Bear posted:

Fun times in Cleveland today!

Cleveland!

love that drat video (part 2 is better than 1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

# ? Feb 17, 2017 05:23

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAusMcu513U

# ? Feb 17, 2017 05:40

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

The Rat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAusMcu513U

# ? Feb 17, 2017 05:51

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

The Chuck Tingle episode of @Midnight on Wednesday was pretty good.

http://www.cc.com/full-episodes/xui0bb/-midnight-with-chris-hardwick-wednesday--february-15--2017-season-4-ep-4065

# ? Feb 17, 2017 06:37

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:49

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Godholio posted:

Why is artillery different?

BECAUSE WE'RE SPECIAL ALRIGHT

(It's because the Guns are the colours, , senior service, and Her Majesty is the honorary colonel of all Royal artillery regiments be it Royal Artillery, Royal Canadian Artillery, Royal Australian Artillery, etc.)

# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:01

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Cause she likes em big and thick amirite

# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:08

Mustang: Jun 18, 2006; “We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

This week while we were out in field getting rained on all week, our DFAC sent us "soup" for dinner. It was barely more than broth with a couple potatoes and if you were lucky maybe some meat.

It was easily the most disappointing dinner of my life

# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:19

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Mustang posted:

This week while we were out in field getting rained on all week, our DFAC sent us "soup" for dinner. It was barely more than broth with a couple potatoes and if you were lucky maybe some meat.

It was easily the most disappointing dinner of my life

They sent you hot food? Jesus you do have it good.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:23

Mustang: Jun 18, 2006; “We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Apparently hot chow is cheaper than MREs so they try to get us hot chow as much as they can. But that's just here on Lewis.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:27

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Make sure you fill out the form that deducts those meals from your BAS friend, otherwise it's Fraud Waste & Abuse, and you have a legal and ethical obligation to prevent such!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:29

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Make sure you eat every last bit of it, too. If you send back mermites with anything left, they won't give you as much food next time!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:01

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

At least burying food isn't as heinous as burying ammo.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:10

Mustang: Jun 18, 2006; “We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Naked Bear posted:

Make sure you eat every last bit of it, too. If you send back mermites with anything left, they won't give you as much food next time!

Not an issue, they rarely give enough for everyone as it is

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:14

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Mustang posted:

Apparently hot chow is cheaper than MREs so they try to get us hot chow as much as they can. But that's just here on Lewis.

I'd imagine it's quite a bit cheaper to send a few cauldrons of hot ham water rather than actual food.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 21:10

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mustang posted:

This week while we were out in field getting rained on all week, our DFAC sent us "soup" for dinner. It was barely more than broth with a couple potatoes and if you were lucky maybe some meat.

It was easily the most disappointing dinner of my life

Hmm new Russian DFAC contractors maybe?

# ? Feb 17, 2017 22:04