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THC posted:why do marketing shitfuckers love will.i.am so much There is literally nothing he won't whore himself to sell
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i mean, it's a show for extremely obnoxious people, so there's probably a market for it still going to be terrible reality nonsense ofc
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THC posted:why do marketing shitfuckers love will.i.am so much relentless self-promoter
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will.i.am and gwenneth paltrow on a show about iPhone apps
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to be fair very few people have launched more worthless technology products in the last 5 years than will.i.am it would almost be worth it to try to get on the show so you could make fun of the hosts
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qirex posted:to be fair very few people have launched more worthless technology products in the last 5 years than will.i.am the iphone camera overlay, lol also wasnt the joojoo guy involved with it as well
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Cocoa Crispies posted:relentless self-promoter i only hear about him when he endorses apple products or gets named co-head dreamer of some tech company
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THC posted:i only hear about him when he endorses apple products or gets named co-head dreamer of some tech company well yeah if you're making a personal brand you do it for an audience that has money
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graph posted:the iphone camera overlay, lol  also two different bad smart watches, a company that sells bad body kits for cars and some bad bluetooth headphones
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william sounds like a budget knockoff dr see
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qirex posted:the i.am+foto,sosho https://gizmodo.com/will-i-am-thinks-were-idiots-makes-another-smartwatch-1760082841 posted:The centerpiece to Dial is a voice assistant named AneedA. As Mr. i.Am explained to The Sun, “The name AneedA is like Anita but modified because you use it when you ‘need’ something.” Get it? aneeda realize im bad at this
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aneeda 💩
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laffo apple moved their developers conference to san jose I assume to save money [moscone is expensive] have fun at the single strip of bro-bars a mile away
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qirex posted:laffo apple moved their developers conference to san jose I assume to save money [moscone is expensive] have fun at the single strip of bro-bars a mile away https://www.engadget.com/2017/02/16/apple-wwdc17-june-5th-san-jose/ "For the first time in a decade and a half, WWDC will skip San Francisco in favor of San Jose. That's likely because Moscone West, the conference's home in recent years, is scheduled for refurbishments through June."
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qirex posted:laffo apple moved their developers conference to san jose I assume to save money [moscone is expensive] have fun at the single strip of bro-bars a mile away https://twitter.com/marcoarment/status/832242776314101760 but hey at least the hotels will be cheaper! https://twitter.com/marcoarment/status/832243717515988992 maybe. if apple is nice enough block out rooms. https://twitter.com/marcoarment/status/832240855436111872 but hey at least you don't have to worry about all that crime in sf or the smells! https://twitter.com/marcoarment/status/832244209449054208 https://twitter.com/marcoarment/status/832244352948776961 this guy has never been outside his gated community has he?
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lol at preferring san jose over san fran
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i went to a conference in burlinglame outside of sf once, and sf is a huge improvement even if there are other people there and weird smells
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the parc 55 in sf is right at 5th and market and while there are a lot of "undesirables" around there between moscone and that hotel there's also every other goddamn thing in the world including a giant mall, a bunch of retail flagship stores, restaurants, a target, a few bars, etc. plus all the best food is in the "bad" area walking a whole block around Those People must be very traumatic for him
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I guess if you're from the middle of nowhere those cheesy guys pushing their awful rap cds must look like the end of the loving world "oh god he won't stop talking to me if I just give him money will he go away?"
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oh my god i saw someone tweet about this and thought it was a joke lmao
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GameCube posted:oh my god i saw someone tweet about this and thought it was a joke lmao you're not wrong, apple is turning into a joke
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he lives barely outside nyc. i just assume it's some gated community and he doesn't go anywhere he can't take his tesla
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"ehhhhhhhhhh there's p-p-p-people here and i have to walk a block"
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Cold on a Cob posted:you're not wrong, apple is turning into a joke 
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i didn't say they aren't still the best option
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Cold on a Cob posted:i didn't say they aren't still the best option I was just saying it's a very valuable joke.
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Planet of the Apps. the planet where Apps are now the dominant life form... humans are enslaved, made to toil in the vast tantalum mines... all to procure materials needed to build ever-more sophisticated computers running ever-more sophisticated Apps plot twist: it was present-day Earth!
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qirex posted:the parc 55 in sf is right at 5th and market and while there are a lot of "undesirables" around there between moscone and that hotel there's also every other goddamn thing in the world including a giant mall, a bunch of retail flagship stores, restaurants, a target, a few bars, etc. plus all the best food is in the "bad" area the parc 55 is across from my previous employer's former office (next to sheik shoes as seen in jackass 2), was usually cheap on Hotwire, and not poo poo so I stayed there a bunch
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emoji posted:I was just saying it's a very valuable joke. tim is winding up for the dump now that the pump is complete
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Stymie posted:tim is winding up for the dump now that the pump is complete 
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There's far less to do in downtown San Jose than San Francisco. Why are you doing this, Tim?
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trilljester posted:Why are you doing this, Tim? IUG posted:https://www.engadget.com/2017/02/16/apple-wwdc17-june-5th-san-jose/
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https://www.macrumors.com/2017/02/20/ipad-pro-march-event-128gb-iphone-se/ hmm there arent enough skus i think ill wait for the red iphone se 256 gb
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poty posted:https://www.macrumors.com/2017/02/20/ipad-pro-march-event-128gb-iphone-se/ where the gently caress are the imacs
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so i didn't read a lot of the posts here, is apple dead now should i just keep my current iphone forever
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it's been 1,351 days since the last mac pro update
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My Linux Rig posted:so i didn't read a lot of the posts here, is apple dead now stay safe buttcoin ghost
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graph posted:it's been 1,351 days since the last mac pro update who cares about desktop trashcans we have tablets now
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