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jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Cobweb Heart posted:

What is this? Suddenly Fox News ISN'T sucking R cock? How are their viewers taking it? (I would ask my grandma but naww)

They keep Shep Smith around for times like that.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lol

*runs slo-mo like Bitch Buchannon while Trump flies in a kiddie pool*

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
For people that claim to love life and america, the right wing sure loves giving thousands of nuclear weapons to belligerent senile retards,:

quote:

"You glance out the window and the people are walking around Pennsylvania Avenue and you say, 'I could never say I am going to run down to the drugstore and get some magazines.' I can't do that anymore." -- President Reagan, 8/11/82, to The President Reagan, 8/11/82, to The Time's Hugh Sidey that he sometimes feels trapped in the White House.

"Sometimes I look out there at Pennsylvania Avenue and see people bustling along, and it suddenly dawns on me that probably never again can I just say 'Hey, I'm going down to the drugstore to look at the magazines,'" -- President Reagan, 12/09/82, discussing his feelings of confinement with a President Reagan, 12/09/82, discussing his feelings of confinement with a People reporter.

"Sometimes I look out the window at Pennsylvania Avenue and wonder what it would be like to be able to just walk down the street to the corner drugstore and look at the magazines. I can't do that anymore." - President Reagan, 12/16/82, conveying one of his regrets to The Washington Post.

"You find yourself remembering what it was like when on the spur of the moment you could just yell to your wife that you were going down to the drugstore and get a magazine. You can't do that anymore." -- President Reagan, 1/27/84 , telling Time magazine about being President.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Yer Burnt posted:

Meanwhile in Italy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy0dox4l09o
(4:45-5:00 is a highlight)

that display would put Vegas to shame

but not trump lol

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Trumps the best

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the democrats were working with russia lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNa2B5zHfbQ

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Ayn Randi posted:

it is, it's just a rube goldberg machine

(((rube goldberg))) owns

a trump machine full of monkeys and pulleys lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Brooks Cracktackle posted:

I guess slavery is still legal in the USA






















since you guys keep owning yourself constantly

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Alan Smithee posted:

(((rube goldberg))) owns

a trump machine full of monkeys and pulleys lol

The monkey is trump and the pulleys are executive orders. They are connected to all the things you need in a great country, such as education, the environment, the economy and so on. The monkey is pulling the levers at random and mostly doing more harm than good, breaking some of the things quite badly.

You are the observer, sitting behind a glass screen and watching the monkey as he keeps pulling his levers, destroying everything you've been depending on for so long.

"Look at him go, lol"

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
more like Rube Lolberg haha

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Son of Rodney posted:

The monkey is trump and the pulleys are executive orders. They are connected to all the things you need in a great country, such as education, the environment, the economy and so on. The monkey is pulling the levers at random and mostly doing more harm than good, breaking some of the things quite badly.

You are the observer, sitting behind a glass screen and watching the monkey as he keeps pulling his levers, destroying everything you've been depending on for so long.

"Look at him go, lol"

"Having some engine trouble, eh?"

*Lifts hood. Hundreds of froth-mouthed squirrels look up. Closes hood.*

"I'd let this one go."

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://www.aol.com/video/view/_/589cdbd4ba82aa295f57a162/?a_dgi=aolshare_facebook

rip dogs and cats

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

aol.com lol

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

The Archaic posted:

Not only that but 63 million people actually got up and took a break from funneling fast food up their assholes for 5 loving minutes to waddle down to the voting booth and were literate enough to recognize his name on a ballot. 63 million. Million. 63.

I especially love the street interview cutaways here and there where these confused fat people scrunch their faces up in front of a camera and disentangle themselves from their big gulps long enough to describe how they voted for him but are surprised at how badly he is being the president. just having a great meaty lol over here just the best.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpaES0VnXaA

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I now question reality during every waking moment

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
dang jimmy kimmel is sexy

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832533430168608768

some one correct me if I'm wrong but I think that a lik e 5 am local time and he is already angry tweeting lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

trump a pedo, so what

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

i wonder about those rural deadbeat towns, all the white methy diabetic Walmart families, how they all voted for trump. And how those towns are origins for strippers and girls that become porn stars. Ther's a chance trump slept with a few of those types of women from those areas. And then their parents voted for him. Sad.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

cnut
May 3, 2016

XMNN posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832533430168608768

some one correct me if I'm wrong but I think that a lik e 5 am local time and he is already angry tweeting lol

Sorry about having to pay for your own liver transplant now, Kentucky Trump voter. LOL.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


XMNN posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832533430168608768

some one correct me if I'm wrong but I think that a lik e 5 am local time and he is already angry tweeting lol

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM AN APP OPEN ON MY PHONE. IT’S TWITTER AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START MAKING THE TWEETS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, OLD BITCH. I MAKE EVERY TWEET AND I MAKE EVERY TWEET HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CNN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP SPELLING. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY WON THE STATES' MOST CONTENTIOUS ELECTION BY A LANDSLIDE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN THE FAKE MEDIA AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN THE FAKE MEDIA CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE WINGED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY OVAL OFFICE LESS LONELY BY TWEETING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832555987299082242?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

cnut
May 3, 2016


wtf lol

I AM THE GREATEST

lol

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005


throwing a mighty guffaw into the ring with this tweet

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
it was the bigliest press conference you ever did see

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
How bad is it gonna get

Is he gonna like, poo poo his pants on TV and deny it in a tweet later

Delusional Donnie needs his sleepy shot.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
his Twitter picture creeps me out. Those weirdly cyanotic lips, I guess from someone trying to correct for the orange in his makeup.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
lol

The press conference went great

Everyone liked it

I mean, Rush Limbaugh like it, so it must have been great

Fake media hated it

gently caress you USA

Love,

Donny Boy

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
lolol i think that Trump actually believes the media should report about stuff that he hasn't done anything with. He's upset that the news won't set up parades for him for stuff he say's he's going to do but hasn't made any progress with.

This is literally the first time he's ever been held accountable in his life, and he cannot handle it lolol

also i hate every time he says "deals" because it's what an 8 year old thinks his dad does at work. "He goes to work and makes deals with other people! That's him in crayon."

Zorodius posted:

his Twitter picture creeps me out. Those weirdly cyanotic lips, I guess from someone trying to correct for the orange in his makeup.

It's also photoshopped to look wise and pensive.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Moridin920 posted:

why is he having a fuckin rally lol..... does he really just want people to be cheering him or what






heartily lollin' here

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-02-16/tillerson-s-sanatorium-lodgings-signal-uneven-start-as-diplomat

quote:

On his first trip abroad as U.S. secretary of state, Rex Tillerson was forced to stay at a sanitarium in a German village known for its hot springs, 30 minutes from where other world leaders gathered. Diplomatic security agents mingled in the parking lot with elderly people in wheelchairs arriving for spa treatments.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

So is Fox and Friends also fake news now that he is praising Limbaugh?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Cobweb Heart posted:

What is this? Suddenly Fox News ISN'T sucking R cock? How are their viewers taking it? (I would ask my grandma but naww)

Let's not get crazy. Fox is the only state endorsed media (besides Alex jones and Breitbart) so they're still sucking a lot of R cock.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

scrubs season six posted:

Let's not get crazy. Fox is the only state endorsed media (besides Alex jones and Breitbart) so they're still sucking a lot of R cock.

Shep isn't though, he's actually really good reporter and doesn't tolerate much bullshit from either side.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/johnfraher/status/832487451620892672

He's the secretary of state. The SECRETARY OF STATE had to sleep in a mental hospital because the administration is too much of a poo poo parade to manage to phone ahead for a room! For his debut diplomatic trip!

that one really got the blood pumping, what a start to the day.

efb lol

proof of concept fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Feb 17, 2017

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

The biggest Trump supporter in my FB circle hasn't said poo poo about Trump since a week after the inauguration and all he did was bitch about people bitching about Trump. He also said he enjoyed rational & civil discourse on politics and then referred to all Trump critics as Soros' sheeple (I.e. he is an idiot).

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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
Being exposed to so much Trump, I'm starting to feel the urge to end everything with a truncated exclamation. Very sad!

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