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Please stop arguing with MisterBibs, a man so incredibly dumb he nearly died trying to eat a hot dog on two separate occasions. Anyway, I really enjoyed Finding Dory, but for some reason the Sigourney Weaver voiceover just annoyed the crap out of me.
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Alopex posted:That's why you strap ghost chiles all over your body as a defensive measure, like all proper fantasy adventurers do This is always the answer. Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Please stop arguing with MisterBibs, a man so incredibly dumb he nearly died trying to eat a hot dog on two separate occasions. I turned it off at that point and watched Alien. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO has a new favorite as of 05:48 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Alopex posted:That's why you strap ghost chiles all over your body as a defensive measure, like all proper fantasy adventurers do Birds can't taste capsaicin. You might as well slather yourself with honey. You need to improve your Knowledge: Useless Trivia.
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Feb 17, 2017 07:00
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snergle posted:Thats why I thought she was deaf to no one speaks to her just signs. If her character is deaf its dumb as she is suppose to be on the level of cassian who was close to wick in skill by her position of body guarding a council member. being a deaf assassin is going to be a huge hindrance. But there is nothing wrong with a mute assassin. I said this earlier but John wick is basically a fantasy world where stuff like that isn't an issue. I'd believe that yeah maybe it was a hindrance but she proved she kicks rear end anyway.
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Since this is the John Wick thread now this video should fit. The directors of John Wick sat down with the Honest Trailers people and nitpicked each other. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DNQJE8eHjw&t=644s Mu Zeta has a new favorite as of 07:55 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 07:43
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John Wick is basically the philosophical opposite of Mr Bibs, since it leaves something to the imagination and also headshots everyone instead of leaving them to die of hot dog poisoning.
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Feb 17, 2017 07:46
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Decorus posted:Birds can't taste capsaicin. You might as well slather yourself with honey. Not useless if you're trying to make a good bird feeder. Also, Chile is a country
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Feb 17, 2017 09:59
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Saw Hacksaw Ridge and got irrationally annoyed by how every time someone was on fire you could clearly see their fireproof suit including gloves and helmet/facemask. I mean its better than to much CGI but it was a bit to obvious.
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Feb 17, 2017 10:04
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The dismembered torso shield was irrationally awesome
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Feb 17, 2017 10:05
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When people are in some kind of life or death situation and have to run to safety and they repeatedly stop and look at the thing about to kill them like "oh god" and have to be shoved along by the other person/people. The specific example I'm thinking of is Deepwater Horizon where Mark Wahlberg and the lady need to climb higher to jump over the fire and she keeps freezing at every stair level. The longer you wait the more likely you are to die. It's irrational because I know a lot of people freeze in situations like that but when you see it on a movie you can't help but be like "come ON already".
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Feb 17, 2017 10:10
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Bar Crow posted:Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Video Game had a better story than Peter Jackson's King Kong. No it didn't you punk. The film would have been amazing as the world's most expensive miniseries.
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Feb 17, 2017 11:15
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What was the point of the Joseph Conrad quoting in that movie?
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Feb 17, 2017 11:57
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the horror... the horror of Kong Island savages I guess
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Alopex posted:Why didn't Gandalf just call up those loving eagles from the start instead of dragging people around mountains and mines and losing hobbits all over? Because the eagles would steal the one ring and try and rule the world.
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Feb 17, 2017 12:48
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Slime posted:Because the eagles would steal the one ring and try and rule the world. Let Frodo ride one, that obviously works because no horse ever tried to steal the one ring
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Feb 17, 2017 12:52
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Piell posted:Let Frodo ride one, that obviously works because no horse ever tried to steal the one ring Horses don't have sentience. The eagles in LotR are of (at least) equal intelligence with the men, dwarves, elves, etc.
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Feb 17, 2017 14:21
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Archers probably wreck the eagle plan more than "the eagles might eat Frodo".
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RBA Starblade posted:Flying the ring in on birdback would be a good idea in a world where archers didn't exist. Birds can fly pretty high
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Alopex posted:Why didn't Gandalf just call up those loving eagles from the start instead of dragging people around mountains and mines and losing hobbits all over?
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Also dragons or whatever those Ring Wraths rode. I never made it all the way through the books, but I imagine that the Wraths or at least the one with the dragon are based out of the same area as Sauron's eye. They'd probably get taken down fairly easy, and it was probably too risky.
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Would the ring even stay on a bird claw finger? Anyway, in "31", if they only sent out new clowns after the previous one(s) died, why not just hold one captive (like they had the sex one) until the 12 hours are up? I guess they could just send in another if they caught on to what they're doing, but they could have at least tried.
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Piell posted:Birds can fly pretty high Unless they're going to just barrel roll Frodo into the volcano they have to descend at some point. 
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Decorus posted:Birds can't taste capsaicin. You might as well slather yourself with honey. I'm learning so much good stuff in this thread. What if you slathered yourself in barbecue sauce, thereby obligating them to go to the volcano and cook you first?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Would the ring even stay on a bird claw finger? I've learned not to ask questions about Rob Zombie films. That way lies madness.
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rydiafan posted:Horses don't have sentience. Are LOTR horses some sort of robot?
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Gromit posted:Are LOTR horses some sort of robot? Fantasy horses are robots, yes. Well established fact.
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Gandalf's horse, Shadowfax, is pretty high up there in intelligence, though, because he is descended from a breed of super horses just like the eagles are super eagles. And also like the eagles, he doesn't really care about anybody but Gandalf.
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Polyseme posted:Fantasy horses are robots, yes. Well established fact. Poor ol' Freckles, divided by zero and died.
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Schubalts posted:Gandalf's horse, Shadowfax, is pretty high up there in intelligence, though, because he is descended from a breed of super horses just like the eagles are super eagles. And also like the eagles, he doesn't really care about anybody but Gandalf. I had the Return of the King Top Trumps set and can confirm that Shadowfax had higher intelligence points than Gimli.
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why would you ever fly with the ring when your enemy is a giant eyeball in the sky? that's just dumb.
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Bar Crow posted:Poor ol' Freckles, divided by zero and died.
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Elfgames posted:why would you ever fly with the ring when your enemy is a giant eyeball in the sky? that's just dumb.  In John Wick Chapter 2 there were end credits and the movie didn't continue to John Wick Chapter 3.
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An actual small thing that annoyed me about John Wick Chapter 2: For a society as rules-obsessed as the assassins and the High Table seem to be, you'd think there'd be something about not putting out a hit on the guy whose marker you just called in. A friend of mine pointed out that it may be viewed as a self-correcting issue but it still seemed strange to me.
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Something that kind of bugged me about The Lego Batman Movie is how they use the real characters for a lot of villains but then did a knock off Godzilla
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MariusLecter posted:In John Wick Chapter 2 there were end credits and the movie didn't continue to John Wick Chapter 3. My actual IIMM with John Wick 2 was that they didn't end it just a bit earlier. I thought the perfect ending moment was cutting right after Winston said "Of course you will!" and then we get a title card that says "John Wick will return." The running away part could have gone after the credits.
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muscles like this! posted:Something that kind of bugged me about The Lego Batman Movie is how they use the real characters for a lot of villains but then did a knock off Godzilla I think it's based on which licenses Lego has. They have Lego Harry Potter, so they can use that magic guy. They have Doctor Who, so Daleks. I don't think there's any Godzilla Lego set.
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MisterBibs posted:I think it's based on which licenses Lego has. They have Lego Harry Potter, so they can use that magic guy. They have Doctor Who, so Daleks. And why the gently caress not? Destructible lego buildings!
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I think it's a Kraken and not supposed to be a Godzilla knock off.
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Gandalf didn't summon the eagles for the ring because the eagles are sick to loving poo poo of being called upon every time some idiot man does something stupid. Oh no, some human insect found a cursed ring that summons the end of times! Call the eagles! Oh no, some human rear end in a top hat found a possessed bidet seat cover, call the eagles! They only saved Gandalf the one time because he's the only one in Middle Earth who has the wifi password.
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Giant intelligent eagles capable of talk and plans and emotions and stuff. Do you think they still just take a poo poo anywhere like other birds?
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