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Bad Moon posted:"Patton is Questionalbe for Market Garden" This is brilliant
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SHOAH NUFF posted:How are you unconscious for 10 minutes after being laid out Just because he gets dusted in coverage doesn't mean he can't lay a motherfucker out after 10+ years of professionally knocking dudes over.
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Feb 17, 2017 03:15
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Hmm Revis should be kicked out of the league for this knockout game poo poo. Piece of crap violent rear end.
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Feb 17, 2017 03:18
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SHOAH NUFF posted:How are you unconscious for 10 minutes after being laid out severely concussed
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Feb 17, 2017 03:20
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Most people get hosed up when they get punched out less from getting punched and more from their head hitting the concrete or road. If he didnt catch em on the way down thats probably why he was out so long. But yeah thats a loooong time to be out for.
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Feb 17, 2017 03:21
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My second high school was South Mecklenubrg in Charlotte. total poo poo hole. there were bad fights like two or three times a week. we had cops on campus constantly. It wasn't as bad as like Vance or West Meck but it was rough. There was this giant senior when I was a junior who was like 20 years old. He wasn't all there, but dude was like 6-2 250 of pure muscle. He was a really nice, caring, gentle guy, and if he wasn't on the spectrum and could legally play football maybe south would have won a game while I went there. Anyway somebody said something to him one time during lunch and he just loving snapped. He hit this other guy, one time, so hard he fell out of his shoes. It was amazing. Guy was on his back, his air force ones were like a foot from him. He was out for fifteen minutes. We all thought he was dead, but I guess they didn't call 911 for insurance reasons or whatever. The school nurse just kinda came and gave him an ice pack and held his hand until he woke up. When the cops came and saw who had just done it, they just went up to him really nicely and said "Okay, we need to arrest you now, okay?" And he just said, "Yeah, okay," and let himself be handcuffed. I saw cops spear kids into trophy cases while I was at that school, and a bunch of grown rear end men took a look at this guy and asked him to let them arrest him. it loving owned
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Feb 17, 2017 03:28
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So you went to school with Lennie Small? vvv They were in a movie: "Man Getting Hit by Football Player" whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 03:40
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im pretty sure if you're out cold for ten minutes you're in a movie or you're dead
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Feb 17, 2017 03:42
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whypick1 posted:vvv They were in a movie: "Man Getting Hit by Football Player" on the set of We Are Marshall extras got paid a bonus if they volunteered to be hit on kickoff coverage. The people playing opposing teams were all former D1 and D2 players, tons from duke, who were all making less than the actors playing the Marshall players. They even had a get back coach to get them pumped up between takes. On top of that, the Marshall players were supposed to be little and look like they weren't football players because of the circumstances surround the team. I will never forget watching a bunch of guys fresh out of college just light up a bunch of actors take after take after take. It was incredible.
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Feb 17, 2017 03:56
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evilweasel posted:im pretty sure if you're out cold for ten minutes you're in a movie or you're dead Nah.. If your brain has to reset after a head shot, it can take a few minutes. I was taken to a hospital and had a CT scan before they got any response beyond breathing after one of my head injuries.
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Feb 17, 2017 03:59
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Genocide Tendency posted:Nah.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUqnd-KU7AQ
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Feb 17, 2017 04:01
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i am a doctor and let me tell you: getting knocked out is the same as when your brain doesn't get oxygen anymore. that's why people in a coma are ghosts and i kill them quicker than a hiccup. medically
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Feb 17, 2017 04:17
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As man with concussions, oxygen overrated, brain work just fine.
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Feb 17, 2017 04:19
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dude deserved it imo
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Feb 17, 2017 04:40
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I'm sure once we see the cell video we'll know why he was knocked out for ten minutes. Classic. Fencing. Response.
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Feb 17, 2017 05:20
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drunk dudes took a three hour tour to revis island, and it was not a good time
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Feb 17, 2017 07:59
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Turdsdown Tom posted:drunk dudes took a three hour tour to revis island, and it was not a good time Why the gently caress would you admit you were bothering someone and then lost a fight where you outnumbered him
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Feb 17, 2017 14:58
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He is a famous football player so might as well try to get money off of it. Personally I think they deserved it.
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Feb 17, 2017 15:06
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Yeah, we need to see that video.
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Feb 17, 2017 15:16
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Chilichimp posted:Yeah, we need to see that video. I'm sure someone is negotiating over the price of it with TMZ and Deadspin as we speak
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Feb 17, 2017 15:21
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Why the gently caress would you admit you were bothering someone and then lost a fight where you outnumbered him Provoke a celebrity into hitting you so you can sue them and then settle out of court for legal fees + some $$$ to make you go away. Either that or just dumb drunks starting poo poo and getting hit.
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Feb 17, 2017 15:51
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Revis officially charged with the stuff from yesterday. King Dunlap arrested for violating a restraining order at his ex's house. Cool offseason guys.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:04
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SHOAH NUFF posted:How are you unconscious for 10 minutes after being laid out Act like you're out until cops get there to help with the lawsuit. Just like assholes who get rear-ended and don't move or say anything until the ambulance arrives. These jackasses are going to get paid.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:14
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How am I only just learning that the Colts 3rd round pick from 2007 quit football because he was addicted to Call of Duty? That is amazing.
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https://twitter.com/JeromeSolomon/status/832266856123731971
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Feb 17, 2017 16:18
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Romo on the Texans would own so much.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:20
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If Romo was willing take a back loaded deal to get around Brock's giant cap this season would that work?
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Feb 17, 2017 16:20
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its gonna be cool when revis gets cut then sues the city of pittsburgh for 15m for charging him with 'terroristic threats'
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Feb 17, 2017 16:20
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Kalli posted:Romo on the Texans would own so much. It's such a perfect match that there's no way it will work out
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Feb 17, 2017 16:23
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It would have a Favre on the Vikings kinda feel to it.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:25
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corn on the cop posted:It's such a perfect match that there's no way it will work out p much. Though he might take a pay cut to stay in Texas. No requirement to move and no state income tax to deal with. I don't know that he'd take a back-loaded deal though--he's not likely to play more than a year or two as-is. More likely there'd be a signing bonus that can be spread over a few years. The key to the Texans making a cap-friendly deal will be guaranteed money, not back-loaded money.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:26
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:It would have a Favre on the Vikings kinda feel to it. That would be if he put on an Eagles jersey. This is more Favre to the Jets.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:29
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sean10mm posted:Provoke a celebrity into hitting you so you can sue them and then settle out of court for legal fees + some $$$ to make you go away. From that part of PA that they are from they are probably looking for a payout and opioid rx so they will be set for life.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:34
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The Texans are not divisional rivals but they are still rivals to the Cowboys in a different kind of way. Jerry Jones would go nuts if Romo led the Texans to post season success.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:34
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:If Romo was willing take a back loaded deal to get around Brock's giant cap this season would that work? It's hard to fully backload a deal, but yeah, they could do like a 2-3 year version of the Revis contract with the Patriots to push money out. Though you'd want to be careful, because if Romo dies, you're they on the hook for all of that. A risk they should probably take though. Say he wants $15m a year (he makes $18m currently, and they can give him the rest in playtime / playoff / award incentives). I think he may go cheaper with more playtime incentives too considering he really only has a couple of options for winning teams. $24m Signing bonus '17: $1m base, $8m from SB = $9m '18: $12m roster bonus $1m base, $8m from SB, = $21m. If he's good in year 1, you can then convert this RB into a SB, to move $6m to year 3. To protect him, you can make the roster bonus automatically obtained. '19: $6m roster bonus, $1m base, $8m from SB = $15m... and if you cut him before the roster bonus, it instead becomes $8m in dead money (or $14m if you did the optional thing in Step 2).
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Feb 17, 2017 16:38
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:The Texans are not divisional rivals but they are still rivals to the Cowboys in a different kind of way. Jerry Jones would go nuts if Romo led the Texans to post season success. Not any moreso than if he'd gone to any other non-NFC East team and had success. While the Texans very much view the Cowboys as a rival, the feeling isn't really mutual.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:39
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TheChirurgeon posted:Not any moreso than if he'd gone to any other non-NFC East team and had success. While the Texans very much view the Cowboys as a rival, the feeling isn't really mutual. Yeah I do not give a drat about the Texans at all except to really say "good for them" when they are winning. I don't view them as a rival in the least bit. Texans fans do have the same little brother syndrome tamu has to texas, though.
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Kalli posted:It's hard to fully backload a deal, but yeah, they could do like a 2-3 year version of the Revis contract with the Patriots to push money out. I doubt he's going to take playtime incentives; he has more than enough leverage to get a guaranteed deal from a team. If we're gonna go down that route, we need to start looking at similar deals. The most obvious is Manning's deal with the Broncos, since Peyton was just coming off a missed season due to surgery and there were real questions about whether he'd be able to play again and he was 36 at the time. Manning got a 5-year $96M deal out of the Broncos in 2012 with $58M guaranteed. He made $18M in 2012 that was fully-guaranteed, with the final $40M becoming guaranteed if he passed a physical on his surgically-repaired neck. He restructured that deal in 2015 to take a $4M pay cut which became NLBTE incentives ($2M for AFCC win, $2M for Super Bowl win), and $19M in 2016. This is a pretty good comparison--Romo is a year older, so we'll shave a year off the deal, but risk-wise he's about at the same level. Manning was far from a sure thing, and beyond just questions about whether he'd stay healthy (remember that he ended up missing significant time and suffering from injuries after his stellar 2013 season), there were questions about whether he'd still be able to put the same velocity on his throws (he couldn't), something that Romo *isn't* facing. Sot that said, we're probably looking at a 3-year deal worth around $62M, which could be slightly backloaded, but will still probably include a fully-guaranteed 2017. $24M in signing bonus does seem about right, but it would put $8M in prorated bonus on each year of the deal, and make it difficult to cut him before 2019. In order to realistically fit him on the roster in 2017, the Texas would need to come in around/under $7M in salary (for a $15M cap hit), then plan on upping his base salary to something more like $14M next year with incentives for strong play, then a $17M base salary in 2019 that he's not likely to ever see. So numbers-wise, I largely agree with you, but I don't think he's going to take an incentive-laden contract. It just wouldn't be smart for him.
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I think the main thing is Romo appears to have less realistic suitors then Peyton did which will suppress his number a bit. Really only the Broncos and Texans really seem to be in a position to go for him. The other good rosters that could upgrade at QB are locked into their guys, and the other QB needy teams tend to be messes up and down the roster. I wouldn't be surprised if Romo's deal is closer to what you said, but I could see both the Broncos and Texans hardballing that and I can't see him going to like the Bills, Bears, Jets or Jaguars to get it.
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Late but there's a whole lot of drunk mofos on the South Side that desperately need knocked out. Revis is a hero
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