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He's getting away you fools! |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:58 |
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Guard A : "h-he didn't say 'Simon says', right" Guard B : "nope" *staring at each other nervously*
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 09:08 |
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Okay, you got this. "Hey you, STORP!" poo poo, stop, I mean stop! God dammit. Mom was right. Fuuck. |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:21 |
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I should never have invaded Epilepsy Castle. |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 12:34 |
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I SERVE THE FLAMING FIST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZO-BvqaXA |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 13:38 |
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*guards bring back a juicy honeyed ham* "well, this isn't what I asked for, but I am very satisfied with your performance all the same"
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 15:39 |
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*Misunderstands and GRABS OP instead, looks proud of himself* |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 16:03 |
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Guards, you've lived your life fearing the commitment of a relationship too long. Guards, seize him. Hold him close. Allow yourself to love again.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 16:15 |
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. . . and then seize ME! actually, forget about him! I need your hands on me immediately! your big strong hands . . . |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 16:21 |
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Sorry, but you still haven't solved me and my twin brother's riddle about which one of us tells nothing but truths and which one tells nothing but lies "yes he did" Jeremy we talked about this "no we didn't" he's getting away |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:22 |
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The guards start pelting him chunks of cheese. "No, no, I said SEIZE him!" I yell, shaking my head and wondering offhandedly who scribbled "Larson" on the ceiling. |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:18 |
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Boss, we can't induce that sort of condition in him or what not. Seizures are between him and his brain. Maybe we'll get lucky? |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:30 |
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Silently I long to be siezed but in truth I am too afraid of the aftermath. If you can't do the time don't do the crime. Plus I don't think Cynthia is allowed to date the perpetrators that she apprehends.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:37 |
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Guard: Sieze him! Julius Ceasar: Me? Guard Uh, no- Sir! *salutes abruptly* I said sieze HIM, not sieze HER! Julius Ceasar: Are you mocking me? Do you make jest with me? Guard: Uh... *sigh* Julius Ceasar: I'm just messing with ya haha! Guard: Whew! Julius Ceasar *pointing at guard* SIEZE HIM! Guard: ... Julius Ceasar: Gotcha again! You should've seent he look on your face, I shall have it emblazoned on a coin! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:34 |
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"Sir we lost him, he opened a door and loaded into another cell. We can't follow him."
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49 |
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Ominous Jazz posted:Sorry, but you still haven't solved me and my twin brother's riddle about which one of us tells nothing but truths and which one tells nothing but lies |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:56 |
not many can say they escaped the galaxys most dangerous prison
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 01:04 |
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*Jumps onto special guards bicycle giving pursuit and is just about to catch the crook as he dashes down a staircase* "drat I'll have to use the elevator" HotSoapyBeard fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Feb 17, 2017 |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 01:46 |
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*Seizes him* |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:15 |
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Are you sure you want me to seize him? I mean, he could be allergic to me. I wouldn't want to hurt him. I say that because I'm made of depleted uranium rods hth, commander |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:33 |
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Cymbal Monkey posted:*Seizes him* |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 05:41 |
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*gets out tape measure and starts taking note of shoulders, neck, inseam and so on* I think he's a 28 waist, 30 inseam, boss! that's under regulation, we'll have to throw him back.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 07:18 |
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what? oh...sorry..I thought you said "size him" *sheepishly exchanges measuring tape for handcuffs*
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 07:24 |
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Dont Let Him Get Away You Fools!!!!~~ H E I S T H E M A N O F M Y D R E A M S
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 07:48 |
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*wakes up handcuffed to a hospital bed, the latest issue of Word Up! magazine facing down on my lap* |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 08:04 |
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"Sir! We have apprehended the target!" the guard hands over a hamster encased in a plastic roly ball. the commander bursts into tears, cradling the ball in his arms. "Sparky!! I thought you were gone forever"
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 08:43 |
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King: "What are you serving for dinner tonight cook?" Chef: "Roasted pig with a side of acorn squash my liege." King: "Hmm, this troubles me. The last time you prepared squash it was bland; try adding some flavor this time." Chef: "My lord, you wound me with your words! I am the finest chef in the kingdom, hand picked to serve after years of dedication to my craft, I will not sit idly by and let you insu..." King: "Gourds! SEASONED!" |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 10:07 |
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We were so focused on whether or not we could seize him we never considered if we should.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 13:38 |
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Oh good, we seized him just in time and those guards didn't even notice. Ohh buddy are you in for a world of trouble now that you've been seized. Just so much trouble. Like baskets of the stuff. |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 16:45 |
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Everyone: Guards!! Seize HIM! Guard: Why? Everyone: He makes terrible music!! <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 16:47 |
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Vynar posted:We were so focused on whether or not we could seize him we never considered if we should. |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 16:59 |
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♫ You got to love her, tease her, hold and sieze her Got to try na na na na She's getting away, you fools ♬ |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:08 |
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Manifisto posted:♫ You got to love her, tease her, hold and sieze her
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:08 |
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Two guards were passing away the time with an engaging game of knucklebones when suddenly, a voice shouted, "GUARDS, SIEZE HIM!". Looking around in confusion for the one to be apprehended and then for the one responsible for the demand to apprehend, their gaze falls upon YOU. As one they begin to rise, approaching toward you as you quickly read the next post!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:12 |
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Emperor: "Guards; SEIZE HIMM!!!" Me: "But.. that's your son" Emperor: "Just do it!" *Seizes Emperor's son* Emperor: "Haha you touched him last that means he's yours now" |
# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:18 |
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guards, hes seizing! make sure he doesnt bite his tongue
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:29 |
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guards, carpe diem
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:45 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:guards, carpe diem guards, carpe carpem! and quickly, I'm hungry |
# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:52 |
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No, I didn't say sieze him and immediately let him go! Well, you should have said sieze and hold, proper command structure is important. |
# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:59 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:36 |
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Slips past guards, runs straight into the courtroom, bellowing "YES, I AM GUILTY *****FR*CKERS! I AM DEATH." Pauses... "And, if the court reporter is willing to read back my remarks, the Jury will please take note of the fact that I am fully *****." Strolls out of court and back to freedom. I don't need a reason. Five weeks later, the hung jury finally decides on a verdict. I, however, am long gone. Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Feb 18, 2017 ---------------- |
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