TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

no way this is all real...no siree

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:06

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 01:18

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

The LOL shirt, explained:
https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/832634425208770565

This dark and gritty reboot of Candid Camera has a couple issues to be worked out

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:06

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

The Brown Menace posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JD96wWshcs

uhhhhhhh

donald trump's weekend address:

c/o mar a lago resort
palm beach, fl 33480

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:08

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Mariana Horchata posted:

i fkn this subforum

C-SPAM forever!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:09

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

trump is touring the boeing plant in SC right now and is scheduled to make remarks on the unveiling of the 787 dreamliner in an hour (1:05pm US eastern)

they have a livestream ready to go in case you want to see if he remembers to mention the plane

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/president-trump-makes-remarks-unveiling-new-boeing-787-dreamliner-aircraft

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:09

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

i fkn this subforum

C-SPAM forever!

SAD!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:10

D O R K Y: Sep 1, 2001

IT'S A PRANK IT'S A PRANK!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:10

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

skaboomizzy posted:

This dark and gritty reboot of Candid Camera has a couple issues to be worked out

Candead Camera

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:11

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

the failing c-spam forums have terrible posters!
not good for SA!
lowtax should fix!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:11

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

MariusLecter posted:

did they say what they sprayed on him?

*picture of Alex Jones pouring out bottled water for some reason*

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:11

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

ashton kutcher steps out from behind a curtain, flips the breaker for the electric chair

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:11

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

the failing c-spam forums have terrible posters!
not good for SA!
lowtax should fix!

Failing turdfuzz can't make good posts! Sad!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:12

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

ashton kutcher steps out from behind a curtain, flips the breaker for the electric chair

he's actually flipping it on

"thank you ash" i say as my organs char and the pleasant smell of smoked ham and burnt hair fills the room

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:12

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Someone with super spergers pls make a supercut of every 'Very' from the presser.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:13

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

Quinn has trump's job approval at 38/56 in Virginia with RVs.

That gets much worse and this year could get really wild.

virgina is gerrymandered as heck tho isn't it? all the dems live in nova and i don't think you can take back the state legislature without some crossover republicans votes

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:13

Drastic Actions: Apr 7, 2009; FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!; Nap Ghost

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:14

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Drastic Actions posted:

lol

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:15

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

So yeah, Spicer is full of poo poo as expected

https://twitter.com/ryanbeckwith/status/832636063499816960

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zikan posted:

virgina is gerrymandered as heck tho isn't it? all the dems live in nova and i don't think you can take back the state legislature without some crossover republicans votes

burbs are the important question in all of this. If I had to trade white college educated women for blue collar rural whites, I'd do it in a heartbeat for midterms.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:17

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

quote:

Pursuant to Title 32 of the United States Code, State National Guard components are
employees of their respective states and are under the command of their Governors when they are
not in federal service. Based on their training and experience, these men and women are
particularly well-suited to assist in the enforcement of federal immigration law and augment
border security operations by Department components.

To maximize participation by state and local jurisdictions in the enforcement of federal
immigration law, I am directing the Director of ICE to engage with all willing and qualified law
enforcement jurisdictions for the purpose of entering into agreements under section 287(g) of the
INA. Additionally, I am directing the Commissioner of CBP and the Director of ICE to
immediately engage with the Governors of the States adjacent to the land border with Mexico and
those States adjoining such border States for the purpose of entering into agreements under
section 287(g) of the INA to authorize qualified members of the State National Guard, while such
3
members are not in federal service, or qualified members of a state militia or state defense force
under the command of the Governor, to perform the functions of an immigration officer in
relation to the investigation, apprehension, and detention of aliens in the United States.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:18

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtkvAUPTvUc

Note: Alex gives this message in a sewer.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtkvAUPTvUc

Note: Alex gives this message in a sewer.

b-baloogan??

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:19

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Every moment since November feels like the deleted ending of Clerks where the guy who goes "I wasn't even supposed to be here today" gets shot in the face and the store gets robbed.

That was a lovely random ending, just like this is a lovely random ending to America

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:19

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/832581734369730564

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:20

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Pomp posted:

https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/832581734369730564

...even a broken clock~

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:22

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/832572751227543552

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:22

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

The AP had an article earlier about Trump considering deploying 100,000 national guards to round up immigrants and declare marshall law, but I can't find the article now :tinfoil:

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:22

Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

MariusLecter posted:

did they say what they sprayed on him?

GLH, of course! By Ronco!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:22

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Pomp posted:

https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/832581734369730564

Evidently there was an alternate universe that was playing a different press conference than the one that I watched.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:22

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

pathetic little tramp posted:

So yeah, Spicer is full of poo poo as expected

https://twitter.com/ryanbeckwith/status/832636063499816960

so what was that about a *russian word* campaign?

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:22

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

he's getting a divorce from america and hitting the gym/delete twitter

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:22

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Hodgepodge posted:

This is too good to be true in our timeline

If the atomic bomb and the solution to global warming AND sobriety are both invented in TN I think we should get some extra privileges

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:23

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Have the Singapore authorities checked to make sure this lady isn't actually a bald white guy with a barcode on the back of his neck? Because this is totally his M.O.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:23