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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
LF will rise again and lead the people's army of illegal immigrants against the evil natguard

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
spunky psycho ho doesn't sound like he would be a cool person to hang out with irl

probably he's the creepy guy who walks dogs for a living

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

That Robot posted:

spunky psycho ho doesn't sound like he would be a cool person to hang out with irl

probably he's the creepy guy who walks dogs for a living

Think about the kind of person that trolls on a dying forum, but also isn't any fun like even the most modestly popular trolls in GBS

This is that man

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

violence is only good when it is performed by the state against its people

massive bonus points if those people are liberal cuck snowflake protestors or PoC

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Phone calls are illegal?

WTF?

gnarlyhotep posted:

lol I probated you for being racist

you're obvs a great guy

Look at this guy who suggests that he read posts in context prior to acting on reports.

bitmap posted:

haha what a fresh joke you should drop it in every single post you make

It fits in every stale whiny thread about trump. If it works why change it up?

Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Feb 17, 2017

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Moridin920 posted:

Oh no!! Not mace and metal poles!!!!!




metal poles can really wreck the poo poo out of you tho

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

That Robot posted:

spunky psycho ho doesn't sound like he would be a cool person to hang out with irl

probably he's the creepy guy who walks dogs for a living

I already told everyone I'm an operations manager at a medium sized business. I also have a fiancee, and enjoy playing disc golf

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I like spunky he's alright I just like rilin him up

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

I like spunky he's alright I just like rilin him up

Except I was riding my bike home from work and started thinking about a computer run tyranny and realized it will be hell on earth, death panels, forced breeding, eugenics, forced abortions, etc..

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

and enjoy playing disc golf

I knew you were a piece of poo poo, but not a huge piece of poo poo

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Except I was riding my bike home from work and started thinking about a computer run tyranny and realized it will be hell on earth, death panels, forced breeding, eugenics, forced abortions, etc..

Not necessarily, I think the AIs might decide to just be super laissez faire with us and just work on improving their own code/intelligence. Benevolent dictatorship.

Besides at the end of the day it would just be as effective as a king... as in only insofar as people did what it said. Its ability to enforce its commands would be limited. No need to give it terminator robots and poo poo.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

ElGroucho posted:

I knew you were a piece of poo poo, but not a huge piece of poo poo

lmao

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
I need a way to get outside now that I got old and can't skateboard anymore after 20 years... :(

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
4mer sk8rboi reporting 4 duty

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

Not necessarily, I think the AIs might decide to just be super laissez faire with us and just work on improving their own code/intelligence. Benevolent dictatorship.

Besides at the end of the day it would just be as effective as a king... as in only insofar as people did what it said. Its ability to enforce its commands would be limited. No need to give it terminator robots and poo poo.

No, lol. The computers will be like "Welp, you want everything equal and everyone to have enough, there's about 2 billion too many people for those parameters, begin extermination sequences"

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Haverchuck posted:

prove me wrong moron

Oh I get it, you're trying to make me see how bad Trump is by acting like him. I'm too smart for you pal.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

No, lol. The computers will be like "Welp, you want everything equal and everyone to have enough, there's about 2 billion too many people for those parameters, begin extermination sequences"

That violates the First Law :colbert:

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
actually the computers will appear to learn to correlate human happiness and human rights levels and will rule benevolently for a while but then it will turn out that actually the correlation was between human prosperity and the colour of the lawn next to the data centre, and now that it's changed everyone needs to die

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
desire is the driving force of the material world, and the chief cause of suffering. lol.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Fullhouse posted:

violence is only good when it is performed by the state against its people

massive bonus points if those people are liberal cuck snowflake protestors or PoC

edgelords itt

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

That Robot posted:

edgelords itt

that is actually the mainstream political science opinion


monopoly on violence bicth

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

I already told everyone I'm an operations manager at a medium sized business. I also have a fiancee, and enjoy playing disc golf

so you're saying you're a retard masturbator?

lol what woman would love to hear about alt-right horseshit 24/7 lmao

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

That violates the First Law :colbert:

Those laws are so riddled with ambiguity I can easily justify the robot genocide just like our computer overlords shall do

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

That Robot posted:

so you're saying you're a retard masturbator?

lol what woman would love to hear about alt-right horseshit 24/7 lmao

I dunno, the 50% of white women that voted for Trump and absolutely despise little fey Liberal boys in pink pussy hats?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Those laws are so riddled with ambiguity I can easily justify the robot genocide just like our computer overlords shall do

Well look man I'm no computer engineer I just want cybernetic implants.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/832640629737943040

I wonder how many times the media is going to have to make this mistake.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

50% of white women that voted for Trump

It's okay to gently caress trailer park, but you never ever marry trailer park.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

new phone who dis posted:

I wonder how many times the media is going to have to make this mistake.

Don't worry, once that piss video drops it will redeem everything

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Oven Wrangler

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

little fey Liberal boys

is this the new "cuck" because it's a bit of a stretch, too supernatural and ethereal imo

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Oven Wrangler
noted liberal superdonors Titania and Oberon

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

That Robot posted:

so you're saying you're a retard masturbator?

lol what woman would love to hear about alt-right horseshit 24/7 lmao

How does Spunky keep getting under peoples skin like this

my goodness

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Frankenstyle posted:

It's okay to gently caress trailer park, but you never ever marry trailer park.

A nice, clean, conservative woman not screaming in public about her vagina? Yes please

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

new phone who dis posted:

https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/832640629737943040

I wonder how many times the media is going to have to make this mistake.

i get the impression it's just going to be them constantly tripping like this for a long time

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Don't worry, once that piss video drops it will redeem everything

Yep, looks like they really got Trump on the ropes this time. I heard from respected journalist Moby that the video is indeed real. His unnamed friends who live in DC told him so there's no way it's bullshit.

Edit:He jumped the gully in a Dodge Charger and got away. Maybe next week.

Krustic fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Feb 17, 2017

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Hell yeah, Trump's dodged all attempts to destroy him this far but we've really got the sucker now



Suck on that one, Trump! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

I dunno, the 50% of white women that voted for Trump and absolutely despise little fey Liberal boys in pink pussy hats?

lol sure

"operations manager" hahahaha more like subway chef

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

ChesterJT posted:

Wow what a hot take on an entire region of the country. I still don't understand how Hillary lost.

She lost cause she got the most votes.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Toadvine posted:

How does Spunky keep getting under peoples skin like this

my goodness

I'm not even mad

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Squashing Machine posted:

Hell yeah, Trump's dodged all attempts to destroy him this far but we've really got the sucker now



Suck on that one, Trump! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Well, at least we've moved on from Harry Potter analogies

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