Gunnerkrigg Court: would you still "oh, robot" me if i was a worm

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ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

There Bias Two posted:

The only acceptable Coyote toy is one that is malleable like Stretch Armstrong.

If Coyote feels like sitting immobile and watching you from the shelf, then he shall.

Then he'll reach across the room and stuff your keys into the couch as soon as you go to sleep.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:51

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# ? May 13, 2024 14:21

Kesper North: Nov 3, 2011; EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

If Coyote feels like sitting immobile and watching you from the shelf, then he shall.

Then he'll reach across the room and stuff your keys into the couch as soon as you go to sleep.

Look for product placement where Annie has to carry Coyote around like she does Renard in plushie-form.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:58

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Coyote is back in pog form!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 02:05

Tupperwarez: Apr 4, 2004; "phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

Uthor posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/gunnerkrigg/status/831951999612682243

*shoves crumpled 20s into an envelope addressed to TOM GUNNERKRIGG, LUNDIN, ENGERLAND*

# ? Feb 16, 2017 03:07

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Tupperwarez posted:

*shoves crumpled 20s into an envelope addressed to TOM GUNNERKRIGG, LUNDIN, ENGERLAND*

Doesn't Tom live in Brummagem? You need to get his address correct.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 03:15

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cat Mattress posted:

Doesn't Tom live in Brummagem? You need to get his address correct.

They need to be Euros, too, instead of Americabux.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:36

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tupperwarez posted:

*shoves crumpled 20s into an envelope addressed to TOM GUNNERKRIGG, LUNDIN, ENGERLAND*

i love you

# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:49

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tupperwarez posted:

*shoves crumpled 20s into an envelope addressed to TOM GUNNERKRIGG, LUNDIN, ENGERLAND*

I'm just throwing them vaguely eastward.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:21

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

I'm starting to think that Red likes her.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 09:05

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

what is this poo poo

# ? Feb 17, 2017 09:07

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Thats quite a name.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 09:12

Arianya: Nov 3, 2009

Tom posted:

This does not count as a name.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 09:15

Roland Jones: Aug 18, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Whoever said that this looks like a wedding was not wrong. Wow.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 09:18

Captain Oblivious: Oct 12, 2007; I'm not like other posters

Sure is nice to see gals being pals. Yes sir.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 09:25

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

"Red's friend" is about to become "Red's wife".

# ? Feb 17, 2017 09:34

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Yaayyy! It's the last chapter of a romantic comedy manga! :neckbeard:

Now for the hilarious misunderstanding that ruins everything.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 09:44

Bell_: Sep 3, 2006; Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Conot posted:

It's a fakeout and it totally, totally is.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 12:05

Bell_: Sep 3, 2006; Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

blarg, my edit attempt turns into a double-post. I'm putting on my cone of shame and avoiding this thread for at least six minutes.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 12:06

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

golly this is gay

# ? Feb 17, 2017 12:12

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Fairies might not be straight???????????????????????????????

# ? Feb 17, 2017 12:46

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Faeries are all human women despite whatever they may have been before :gay:

# ? Feb 17, 2017 13:24

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Potato Salad posted:

Faeries are all human women despite whatever they may have been before

I don't think it's wise to assume fairies even have sexes while in fairy form.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 13:38

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

It's times like this I wonder what Chibisoma is up to.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 13:49

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

They already always refer to each other with insults

# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:29

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

"Red's friend" is about to become "Red's wife".

Well her hair is totally sticking up

# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:25

OgreNoah: Nov 18, 2003

Obviously this was the only outcome.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 16:53

Capfalcon: Apr 6, 2012; No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

Oh my god, I knew it. I knew that dummy was going to blow it and give Blue a weird name based on an outbur-

Tom posted:

This does not count as a name.

...oh, ok.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:27

Mirage: Oct 27, 2000; All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

I now pronounce you Red and Fartface.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:16

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

If Coyote feels like sitting immobile and watching you from the shelf, then he shall.

Then he'll reach across the room and stuff your keys into the couch as soon as you go to sleep.

It's like Elf on the Shelf, but far more malevolent.

This strip is a thing of beauty. "Do you, Red, take this butt face..."

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:25

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

What I want to know is, why is it a wedding.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:36

Dr Subterfuge: Aug 31, 2005; TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

When the fairies are involved I just assume everything is a troll.

Dr Subterfuge fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Feb 17, 2017

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:38

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

What is it when trolls are involved?

# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:10

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

Uthor posted:

What is it when trolls are involved?

The Gay Singularity.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:39

Dr Subterfuge: Aug 31, 2005; TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

Uthor posted:

What is it when trolls are involved?

Fairies. Are you even paying attention. Jeez

Or Trump I guess

# ? Feb 17, 2017 21:18

Patrick Spens: Jul 21, 2006; "Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"; Pillbug

Splicer posted:

It's times like this I wonder what Chibisoma is up to.

Convinced that he is why Tom now realizes it's good to include queer characters.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 22:54

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Well, Gunnerkrigg Court's decided to sink ships and hook Red up with Blue, it seems. Interest completely hit rock bottom. Thanks, Tom!
Oh good, generic ~~straight~~ gay romance #2,405,120. Yawn. No Kat/~~Annie~~ Red End, no reading. Blue's the least interesting ~~male~~ female since Chiba Mamoru.

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