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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Kilza posted:

Oilers now have as many wins and points as they did all of last season. Every point they get from here on out is pure improvement over last season, so that's nice.

Jackets have crossed both milestones in the last week, too. Topped their point total against Toronto.

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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Hey Lumpy Gumby and other jersey crew, they added to the vintage line again. Some good ones like the Snoop Dogg penguins and also some weird ones like the orange Islanders third, goat head Sabres, and rookie Ovechkin black Capitals. Also their Coyotes throwback looks like poo poo, it's hilarious how they cheaped out

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

https://streamable.com/zdsuj

Yikes.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



jesus christ the Avs have just completely given up

Also Mason's stadium series mask for the upcoming 7-1 loss to the Pens is sharp as hell

https://twitter.com/dflanns/status/832214315201601540?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

DJExile posted:

jesus christ the Avs have just completely given up

They're on pace for the worst season since the Thrashers' inaugural season in 99/00 and those guys didn't have the shootout.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ThinkTank posted:

They're on pace for the worst season since the Thrashers' inaugural season in 99/00 and those guys didn't have the shootout.

jesus :stare:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


ThinkTank posted:

They're on pace for the worst season since the Thrashers' inaugural season in 99/00 and those guys didn't have the shootout.

Somewhere, Patrick Roy is sitting in his favorite chair, counting his blessings that he said, "SCREW YOU, I'M OUT".

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

ThinkTank posted:

They're on pace for the worst season since the Thrashers' inaugural season in 99/00 and those guys didn't have the shootout.

The Avs are conveniently not letting that effect their record.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

This is some Office-quality cringe comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOyoDIoQFQ

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

nature6pk posted:

Bottom line, gently caress Duncan Keith

I think this is a sentiment we can all get behind.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

But Duncan Keith has a cereal brand, how can you hate someone wanting to bring joy to children every morning.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

xzzy posted:

But Duncan Keith has a cereal brand, how can you hate someone wanting to bring joy to children every morning.

Joy in the form of childhood diabetes.

At 17 grams of sugar per cup, it's one of the worst cereals out there. For comparison:

Froot Loops: 10g per cup
Honey Nut Cheerios: 12g per cup
Count Chocula" 15.6g per cup
Capn Crunch: 16g per cup

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Feb 17, 2017

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

well there goes that trade chip. Thanks for your dirty rear end poo poo for no reason, Winnipeg.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Penguins recalled Cameron Gaunce and Steve Oleksy. I still barely know who Gaunce is but Oleksy is a lovely punchman so all I can hope for is that if he has to get into a pointless fight he at least gets Dubinsky good.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Look Around You posted:

well there goes that trade chip. Thanks for your dirty rear end poo poo for no reason, Winnipeg.

I don't think it hurts it at all. What does a lottery team care if a trade chip can play this season or not? If anything that's a plus for the Avs.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Pornographic Memory posted:

Penguins recalled Cameron Gaunce and Steve Oleksy. I still barely know who Gaunce is but Oleksy is a lovely punchman so all I can hope for is that if he has to get into a pointless fight he at least gets Dubinsky good.

Is pouliot still a thing? I haven't heard about him (other than trade rumors) in a while.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Ginette Reno posted:

I don't think it hurts it at all. What does a lottery team care if a trade chip can play this season or not? If anything that's a plus for the Avs.

It hurts in that the #1 concern with Maata is the injuries. If he could play out a stretch of not being injured that would help alleviate that.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Not the game, not the game, we're talking about cereal

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Jordan7hm posted:

It hurts in that the #1 concern with Maata is the injuries. If he could play out a stretch of not being injured that would help alleviate that.

Yeah. Poor guy has had so many fluke things happen. I'm glad we don't play Winnipeg too often because big and mean teams just love to check (and injure) the gently caress out of the Pens. It's pretty much the gameplan against a team with that kind of speed. Washington does it, and so does Columbus.

Fortunately the Pens have gotten pretty good at ignoring that stuff and just playing. They might take some attrition but it's better than retaliating.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/832648632562176004

nurse is coming back, baby :getin:

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

the pens can do the patrick kane cheat tactic and put maata on the IR until the playoffs

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
why the poo poo did Vermette only get 10???

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Intent to injure is required to get more and the NHL cannot admit that a slash is an attempt to injure someone.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

THE MACHO MAN posted:

why the poo poo did Vermette only get 10???

Actually it was appealed and reduced to 5

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm going to buy a shovel today and see if I can dig up the Stars by 2019. Should be a close race.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


N: https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/5uigx0/jim_benning_5_games_before_deadline_to_decide/ddut8km/

quote:

Wow this is just so depressing. when asked about this being a seller's market, says that it's hard to say because right now not a lot of teams are selling. Uhh Jim thats the definition of what a seller's market is...
Like this man is so stupid he thinks a "seller's market" is when a lot of teams are sellers instead of the actual definition where it's the opposite.

V: All hail Jim Benning. Long may he reign.

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Pornographic Memory posted:

Penguins recalled Cameron Gaunce and Steve Oleksy. I still barely know who Gaunce is but Oleksy is a lovely punchman so all I can hope for is that if he has to get into a pointless fight he at least gets Dubinsky good.

Schultz is out too right? Cause what I'm going for here is gently caress the Jets for taking runs at the Pens all game.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av
Who do people think the Leafs might try to pick up?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Holy :lol: I always assumed Canucks fans were just overreacting about how dumb Benning is.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
So they aren't reviewing Malkin's hit on Wheeler, then?

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Shawn Cotureier posted:

So they aren't reviewing Malkin's hit on Wheeler, then?

Same reason they aren't looking at Byfuglien's, probably.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

a false posted:

ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen

Please give control of the Canucks to this 12 year old instead of Jim Benning

Friendly Lurker
Apr 7, 2012

IOIOIOIOIOIOIO

a false posted:

ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen

Awesome practically hockey related story. I would have been dying laughing and pointing at the guy mercilessly when he got all red faced.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

a false posted:

ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen

Well that's this season's highlight.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

a false posted:

ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen

I'm havin' a good giggle over this. Mostly over the "You swallow a lot of pork chops, big boy!"

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

a false posted:

ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen

So in other words you went to a sporting event in New York

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ginette Reno posted:

So in other words you went to a sporting event in New York

Pretty sure that could also be Philadelphia.

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Not that it was in doubt, but Schultz is out with a concussion.

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Cartoon Man posted:

Pretty sure that could also be Philadelphia.

If it was in Philadelphia the guy would have choked out the kid

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