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Farg posted:man all the people in this thread are really uptight and angry about different states. Not my scene man *gets stabbed for sunglasses by a meth-crazed redneck*
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withak posted:Actually, rainfall moving east through Oroville itself puts very little water in the reservoir. The watershed is almost entirely north of the town and the dam. The forecast for Chico would give you a better idea of how much rain might actually end up in the reservoir. wtf Nefarious 2.0 posted:nothins gonna happen. gas thread ban op
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withak posted:*gets stabbed for sunglasses by a meth-crazed redneck* no dude it's Florida not Alabama
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Farg posted:no dude it's Florida not Alabama I think you will find that FLorida is ground zero for meth-crazed rednecks. https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
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Farg posted:man all the people in this thread are really uptight and angry about different states. Not my scene man If you can "crack open" a margarita you're living life wrong
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blugu64 posted:If you can "crack open" a margarita you're living life wrong Budarita being confused with a margarita is a pretty good analog for a floridian being confused for a person.
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Cannon_Fodder posted:Budarita being confused with a margarita is a pretty good analog for a floridian being confused for a person. we don't have whatever the gently caress that is in florida. 'crack open' is slang used for all manner of food and drink in soflo
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Farg posted:we don't have whatever the gently caress that is in florida. 'crack open' is slang used for all manner of food and drink in soflo this says a lot about Florida
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Space Crabs posted:this says a lot about Florida its based off of spanish phrases but has changed and shifted over the decades and is used by everyone. its a wonderful example of the cultural melting pot that is south florida. so many people with so many stories, its a wonderful place to be
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the great deceiver posted:it's storming in sacramento right now oh god i dont want to die Try to get a good forest fire going to cancel out the rain.
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Idiot Kicker posted:We had a tornado in Oroville when I was 7. Our teacher let us watch it from the window as it cut across the street And people say Oklahomans are stupid. Well, they are. But they don't do this dumb poo poo so they're at least a different kind of stupid.
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Farg posted:its based off of spanish phrases but has changed and shifted over the decades and is used by everyone. its a wonderful example of the cultural melting pot that is south florida. so many people with so many stories, its a wonderful place to be so many people from so many places, all coming together in harmony to sweat buckets out their asscrack in an open-air sauna
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It rained and the wind blew around and the trees made a woosh noise, I'd better put on $4400 dollars worth of arctic expedition gear like all the other doushbag yuppies and people visiting who are only pretending to be douschbags
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Farg posted:man all the people in this thread are really uptight and angry about different states. Not my scene man Your snorkeling is sub par, it's too humid, and your restaurants are terrible. Also there aren't any beaches in the keys. It's just 10' of boulders between the water and the jungles filled with six toed cats.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:why would you source rocks from far away The Greeks and Romans did it.
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Psycho Society posted:Thanks colbie I think you mean Natasha
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OMGVBFLOL posted:why would you source rocks from far away Probably because there aren't appropriate rocks available nearby.
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Space Crabs posted:are the rocks they are dumping in the spillway locally sourced artisan rocks? If you'd ever been to Oroville you'd know they were crack/meth rocks, duh. The part of California that the dam's located at is 'utter redneck trash, Ca', not 'hipster tech douchebag, Ca'.
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Tony Snark posted:Considering the central valley is going to wind up a massive inland sea when the ice caps melt we ought to just run with it. sadly i've considered this from a science fiction perspective but thanks to weird topography it'll take a lot more than the ice caps melting to flood the central valley sf is hosed though so at least we'll get to see that 
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The White Dragon posted:sadly i've considered this from a science fiction perspective but thanks to weird topography it'll take a lot more than the ice caps melting to flood the central valley in that scenario SF, LA and SD would all be washed away and Sacramento will finally regain its rightful place as the dominant megacity of california. we will cut off the water caravans to southern california and let the thirsty peasants working the Chinese-owned feudal almond plantations die unless they pay our extravagant tribute 
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JnnyThndrs posted:If you'd ever been to Oroville you'd know they were crack/meth rocks, duh. The part of California that the dam's located at is 'utter redneck trash, Ca', not 'hipster tech douchebag, Ca'. This is the classic Oroville story: A pregnant woman who became lost and gave birth in a Northern California national forest says she took methamphetamine to get an energy boost after delivering her daughter. Amber Pangborn told the Chico Enterprise-Record that her baby is healthy but Butte County Child Protective Services placed the baby in foster care. The 35-year-old Oroville woman is trying to regain custody. Pangborn said staff at the hospital where she was treated notified social workers because of the nature of the birth. Child Protective Services officials declined to discuss the case. In June, Pangborn delivered her baby alone in the back seat of her broken-down car in Plumas National Forest. Pangborn's ordeal began when she went into labor and got lost in the forest while taking unfamiliar back roads to her parents' house. Her gas and cellphone service ran out. Pangborn gave birth to her daughter, Marissa, and they were stranded for the next three days. She survived only off three apples, a can of soda, modest amounts of water, and methamphetamine. VIDEO: Amber Pangborn talks about giving birth, surviving in forest Pangborn told that Chico Enterprise-Record that she got methamphetamine from a man whom she had given a ride before she got lost. She said she used it to keep up her energy. Three days into her ordeal, she decided to start a signal fire, hoping to attract some attention -- but that didn't go as planned. "I think Mommy just started a forest fire," Pangborn recalled telling her daughter shortly after she ignited the fire. Within hours, the quarter-acre fire was tracked by the U.S. Forest Service, and Pangborn and her daughter were found safe with help from a helicopter. "I was crying, I was just so happy. I thought we were going to die," Pangborn said. "I was so glad someone had finally seen us and we were going to be OK." They were admitted to Oroville Hospital, and the baby was taken to UC Davis Medical Center in Sacramento. After losing custody of Marissa, Pangborn said the experience has been devastating and depressing. She said her baby is healthy and thriving and she doesn't pose a danger to her daughter. "There's no risk to my daughter or anything," Pangborn said. She said she voluntarily gave up parental rights to three older daughters after her husband killed himself.  http://www.ksbw.com/article/authorities-take-custody-of-baby-born-to-mom-lost-in-forest/1057163
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Creed Reunion Tour posted:Have all the people drowned yet? At least one San Franciscan tech brat has drowned in a pool of his own tears that the RACEMIXING HEATHENS in Sacramento didn't die 
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same but did california learn its lesson about crumbling infrastucture
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Polio Vax Scene posted:same but did california learn its lesson about crumbling infrastucture Yes, but nobody wants to pay to fix it so nothing will change.
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I live in bakersfield, we voted down a 1/8th of a cent tax, to fund our libraries, because "gently caress TAXES!" But all my friends here are posting FB memes about how this is fault of "hand outs" and "illegal mexicans" So yeah.....people's attitude is weird
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