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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

seiferguy posted:

Well, this is gonna get him a visit from the Secret Service.

I doubt they'll fly out to Slovakia.

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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

seiferguy posted:

Well, this is gonna get him a visit from the Secret Service.

He lives in Europe, doubt he gives a gently caress.

(good loving luck traveling to the US though)

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Wistful of Dollars posted:

He lives in Europe, doubt he gives a gently caress.

(good loving luck traveling to the US though)

Oh, didn't realize he wasn't in America. Sad!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

I mean, it's not like this is his first 'kill Trump' cartoon either. The man has made it into an art.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Brexit and the supreme court – Britain’s top judge has spoken out about media attacks on the judiciary and the failure of politicians to stand up for judges after the Brexit court challenge"

Telegraph:


Independent:

US secretary of state Tillerson meets Russian counterpart at G20 summit

The i paper:

Tony Blair calls for people to 'rise up' against Brexit; Woolly mammoth on verge of resurrection, scientists reveal

Times:

Aslef members reject Southern rail deal

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/05/donald-trump-hates-windmills-more-than-hillary-clinton.html

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
Back during the Bush years, a Norwegian hip hop group made the killhim.nu campaign, literally soliciting donations for a bounty on Dubya. The Secret Service weren't too happy and managed to get the web site shut down, but that was the extent of the punishment. I think Kaminsky's safe.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Hitler lost the only election he ever stood for (the Presidency in 1932), Rall you loving idiot.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


He's right. The US, after all, is the Land of Rall.

(also Beethoven is more tied to Austria than Germany)

D.N. Nation fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Feb 17, 2017

Subjunctivitis
Oct 12, 2007
Causation or Correlation?

Trogdos! posted:

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The death spasms of the Left's corpse need not be confused for liveliness.

Um, yes, because conservatism put up a fight and barely squeeked their guys into the executive branch (and soon, judicial) against a clearly and demonstrably more popular Democratic candidate and after 2 terms of a popular Democratic administration, the left is assuredly dead....

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Feb 15, 2016

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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"Your immune system is attacking the giant turd you swallowed"

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Trogdos! posted:


Obama is so bad he's there twice

Garrison :words: for crazies posted:

The Shadow has been forced into view. It’s not a pretty sight. President Trump has the wheel and the shadow government can’t stand it.

The American people thought they had the say, but it was all an illusion. The Shadow has run things since President Kennedy. Their star chambers mattered–not the voting booths.

Trump is not owned by the Shadow, and it appears he wants to keep his campaign promises, which will be the equivalent of throwing a giant monkey wrench into the globalists’ gears. The Shadow doesn’t want the swamp drained. Therefore, his minions are doing their best to stop him by loudly repeating a big whopper: They say Russia and Trump somehow ‘hacked’ the presidential election.

What really happened is Hillary Clinton received payola from Russia, and in return she allowed them to control 20 percent of our uranium reserves. The legacy press is not interested in that story, though. They take marching orders from the Shadow, whose script is repeated by the far left media and Hollywood. Unencumbered by facts and reality, the corporate legacy media can spew lies endlessly. Then they had the gall to express outrage because Trump didn’t take them seriously at his press conference.

Since Trump didn’t agree with their assertions (lies) they claim he’s out to end freedom of the press. That’s a howler. The press stopped being free a long time ago. They do as they’re told by the Shadow. Instead of investigating Hillary’s long list of crimes, which probably includes ‘pizzagate’ activity, they instead steadily thump the negative drums of anti-Trumpism. More and more citizens no longer want to listen. People are catching on and are tuning out the Shadow’s propaganda.

Eisenhower warned us about the Shadow government, also known as the ‘deep state.’ The Shadow called the shots and rigged the game in its favor for far too long. The Shadow considered voters to be suckers who would believe any lie they were told—whether it be The Warren Commission Report or The Gulf of Tonkin fantasy. They voted for Tweedle D or Tweedle R and the Shadow won regardless. Thankfully, we got the Internet. People are now able to circumvent the propaganda arms and find the truth. As a result, we have a populist, nationalist president who wants to do what the citizens want. The Shadow knows this, hence its desperation. The Shadow is capable of doing whatever it takes, including treason, to stop Trump.

We must remain vigilant.

—Ben Garrison

some actual cartoons:
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Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Fojar38 posted:

"Your immune system is attacking the giant turd you swallowed"

If his X-Ray shows he has no internal organs or bones, just a blank white void with the words USA Intelligence leaks, he may have bigger health problems to deal with.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Trogdos! posted:

some actual cartoons:
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The hatred is Ipalpable.; I almost have to look away from the Conway caricature.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Burgularies

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Office Pig posted:

The hatred is Ipalpable.; I almost have to look away from the Conway caricature.

Yeah Kal's good people.

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

Scaramouche posted:

Yeah Kal's good people.

One of the things I look forward to most every week in the Economist

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

I love Kal's style. It's like the great early 20th century cartoonists Ramirez is always trying to ape.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Mr. Fish released this "cartoon"

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009





Am I the only one seeing a little bit of Droopy Dog here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2jabFD4DY

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Mr. Fish released this "cartoon"



He's not wrong.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

"Hillary didn't reach out to the poor and middle america!"

"loving stupid idiots who like monster trucks and wrestling elected Hitler!"

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Anyone wanna change this to Obama and Fox for an easy edit?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Oh no! Addiction!
Oh no! Burglaries!
Oh no! Car thefts!
Oh no! Prison!
Oh no! Families!

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

Angepain posted:

Oh no! Addiction!
Oh no! Burglaries!
Oh no! Car thefts!
Oh no! Prison!
Oh no! Families!

... I assume that since the spectre of the heroin epidemic is knocking those dominos down, it's destroying those things?

Are the overdose deaths of addicts, burglars, car thieves and inmates destroying the American family?

Tonight on 60 Minutes, An Incoherent Comic

Plan Z
May 6, 2012


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_federal_election,_March_1933

Hitler won with 43% of the popular vote. Tack this on with 2016 and all of the ridiculous nationalists who win in europe with ~30% of the vote for why I'm iffy on the idea of more third parties in the US.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Plan Z posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_federal_election,_March_1933

Hitler won with 43% of the popular vote. Tack this on with 2016 and all of the ridiculous nationalists who win in europe with ~30% of the vote for why I'm iffy on the idea of more third parties in the US.

More third parties (or at least third parties that actually got a significant percentage of the vote) without instant runoff voting or something similar would indeed be a disaster. Electoral reform would kill the spoiler effect, but that's unlikely, at least at the federal level. States could pull it off, though. I think at least one already has.

LaserShark
Oct 17, 2007

It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been 'poop train.'

...what does this even mean...

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

garrison believing in pizzagate is certainly a thing

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

LaserShark posted:

...what does this even mean...

Near as I can tell, he's trying to say something along the lines of "The MSM is shameful and whores itself out to trash (the Left)."

But really, it doesn't need to mean anything.
Lester's M.O. (outside of spousal abuse) is simple trolling. That's it. He doesn't give a gently caress about reality, all he wants is to put out hateful poo poo because he knows it gets a rise out of somebody, and that's all he wants.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

LaserShark posted:

...what does this even mean...

No free press.

No free press.

You're the free press

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



LaserShark posted:

...what does this even mean...

I think Lester's trying to claim that Todd was up Obama's rear end, but he won't let up with the negativity against Trump.

Essentially, it's "Wah! They're saying mean things about the pwesident!"

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

This has been making the rounds on Twitter today:



Nice rebuttal to wingnut cartoonists (especially Ramirez) who drew "small/baby Obama" like it was their fetish.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Cat Mattress posted:

He's not wrong.
It would be symbolic of our desire and ability as a country to fight authoritarianism, in a way that removing letters from the alphabet or whatever wouldn't.

Of course, electing him in the first place was a big "authoritarianism wooooo!" message to the world that will never go away.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

tyblazitar posted:

Back during the Bush years, a Norwegian hip hop group made the killhim.nu campaign, literally soliciting donations for a bounty on Dubya. The Secret Service weren't too happy and managed to get the web site shut down, but that was the extent of the punishment. I think Kaminsky's safe.
The joke here is that the owner of this forum got a visit from the Secret Service after some folks made some slightly-too-ironic jokes about killing President George W Bush. As a result there is an official file in the Secret Service database where a slightly flustered Richard Kyanka explains what Goatse is to a pair of confused secret service agents.

This cartoonist really doesn't know how call centres work, but he sure watches a lot of infomercials.

Watching Gorrell quintuple-down on "Trump's great y'all haters are just sad" is actually kind of gratifying. The increasingly childish and whiny nature of his quintuple-down shows that he's being forced to retreat to some really, really pathetic inner feelings.

Speaking of inner feelings :stare:

Jesus Christ I didn't think I'd actually see the day that the mask dropped. I knew that eventually we'd see what was really lurking behind Garrison's belief system but- what the gently caress- here it is, in full view, so loving early into this thing. There's still four loving years to go! Everyone should read the gently caress out of that because it is genuinely fascinating and worrying. I've got no idea what's coming, but I foresee loving Jesus allegories, up to and including Manly Trump being literally crucified by hooknosed figures identified as "Agents of the Shadow."

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011


While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

1. Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
2. Scream for help
3. Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
4. Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Hitler lost the only election he ever stood for (the Presidency in 1932), Rall you loving idiot.

After seeing those excerpts from his 1984 adaptation I realized that Rall isn't just a contrarian, he's a loving moron.

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Begemot posted:

I love Kal's style. It's like the great early 20th century cartoonists Ramirez is always trying to ape.
Same here, feel like he's really under-appreciated, definitely one of the most talented cartoonists working today.

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