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Lifespan posted:I wanna thank all yall... for what you do to your bodies. ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
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Ether Frenzy posted:I remember the good old days with Adrian Adonis, Lou Albano, and I miss Andre the Giant, and Bob Backlund, and Blue Meanie, and Junkyard Dog, and Bam Bam Bigelow, I miss Terry Funke, and I remember Hillbilly Jim, and Lanny Poffo and I forgot to mention No joke, you could do this same bit, but with previous characters from the show itself. "I remember the good old days with Billy West, Jackie Martling, and I miss Eric the Actor, and Artie Lange, and Bigfoot, and Hank the angry drunken dwarf, and and Crackhead Bob, I miss Kenneth Keith Callumbach, and I remember Blue Iris, and Riley Martin and I forgot to mention... "
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You guys were talking about Bigfoot. He was one of my favorite wackpackers. I remember one time I was in Mobile, Alabama and I saw Bigfoot at the Killers of Comedy show that night. The great thing about him was that he was a man of the people. We went to a bar afterwards and he was drinking beer with us. We went into the bathroom and I sucked his cock. It was huge. The guy was just a real good sport and all that poo poo. I loved him. Big pecker too man, he face hosed me like a wild animal it is.
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Feb 18, 2017 03:51
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One of my favorite Bigfoot stories is about how he was apparently living across the street from a pre-school and he was blasting Sirius Stern Show on giant speakers on his front deck and when Howard asked him about he was like, "Everyone needs to hear your show!"
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Grant DaNasty posted:You guys were talking about Bigfoot. He was one of my favorite wackpackers. I remember one time I was in Mobile, Alabama and I saw Bigfoot at the Killers of Comedy show that night. The great thing about him was that he was a man of the people. We went to a bar afterwards and he was drinking beer with us. We went into the bathroom and I sucked his cock. It was huge. The guy was just a real good sport and all that poo poo. I loved him. beep by grandpa posted:I love this thread. I 100% agree. On another note, I did end up getting Miss America (Howard's second book) last week, and have really been enjoying it. I only really listened to the Artie years, so not all of it is hitting home, but it's funny how he's turned into what he fought against.
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Crotch Bat posted:All of that is a great example of how dumb Sal is because when he was hired (as a result of Tom telling Howard to bring him in along with Richard, who won the contest) he didn't understand that Howard vs Tom was a put-on for the radio and he immediately wrong horrific song parodies about Tom and generally tried to make life hell on Tom despite not knowing the man at all. Sal is exactly what his IQ says of him. Sal is dumb but that means he has no sense for crossing the line, which is often a virtue in his case. He had the stupidity (or balls) to call Beth a horseface and golddigger right in front of Howard at one of the roasts so he will always have a special place for me.
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Feb 18, 2017 08:56
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In my tender info, I left a small Stern Show joke, and the girl I've been messaging recommended HBO's Carnvial. I totally forgot Bigfoot was in that show too. Was it just a coincidence?
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Feb 18, 2017 12:13
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Mrs. Squashy has a soft spot for Wendy, since when she was younger she actually worked as a Tard Wrangler, and she really liked the tards she was in charge of. Over the last few years I've played her some of Wendy's bits, and so now she'll occasionally slip into the Wendy voice when I ask her a question. It's pretty funny. Yes. Yes. ... yes. yes! I mean NO.
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Feb 18, 2017 14:19
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Grant DaNasty posted:Big pecker too man, he face hosed me like a wild aminal it is. fixed
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Feb 18, 2017 15:27
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Squashy Nipples posted:Mrs. Squashy has a soft spot for Wendy, since when she was younger she actually worked as a Tard Wrangler, and she really liked the tards she was in charge of. The correct term is now a conqueror wrangler.
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Feb 18, 2017 17:29
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Squashy Nipples posted:Mrs. Squashy has a soft spot for Wendy, since when she was younger she actually worked as a Tard Wrangler, and she really liked the tards she was in charge of. "Wendy, isn't it true that Bill Clinton raped you" "Yes"
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Feb 18, 2017 19:24
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Glad I'm not the only one that made that correction when I read the post.
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Feb 18, 2017 19:25
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an adult beverage posted:"Wendy, isn't it true that Bill Clinton raped you" Would you let the parrot from Aladdin play with one of your bowel movements? Yes. Would you have sex with a parrot? Yes. Can Artie join in? Yes. Do you think if one of your bowel movements made a DVD, it would sell more copies than Gilbert's? Yes. Repost Sex Talk with Gilbert Gottfried and Wendy the Retard Phone Sex with Gilbert and Wendy Wendy Describes How Gilbert Violated Her
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Feb 18, 2017 20:14
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I feel like blowing my mind up! Somebody rape me for crying out loud! http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/soundboards/people/howard_stern-wendy_the_retard.swf
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Feb 18, 2017 22:25
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Wendy the Retard Meets Beetlejuice and Gary the Retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLcb4Ieem_0
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Feb 19, 2017 00:01
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Take out the trash, hand over your cash.... every day I looooseeeee
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Grant DaNasty posted:You guys were talking about Bigfoot. He was one of my favorite wackpackers. I remember one time I was in Mobile, Alabama and I saw Bigfoot at the Killers of Comedy show that night. The great thing about him was that he was a man of the people. We went to a bar afterwards and he was drinking beer with us. We went into the bathroom and I sucked his cock. It was huge. The guy was just a real good sport and all that poo poo. I loved him. I sucked his cock, it is. I've been poking around a lot of the older stuff lately and I forgot how much I loved Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. Did anyone ever figure out the story behind his death and the charges he was brought up on? I think his mom was suing the jail or something and apparently the charges were like sex with a minor, which I could definitely see happening. If I remember right he died before trial but I never found out the whole story.
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Feb 19, 2017 15:32
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some guy on the bus posted:Would you let the parrot from Aladdin play with one of your bowel movements? I love Wendy. Wendy, isn't it true that you sometimes dress up as Freddy Kruger and enter people's heads while they are sleeping and kill them in their dreams? Yes.
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Feb 19, 2017 17:49
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an adult beverage posted:I love Wendy.  Sweet dreams Howard Stern thread...
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Feb 20, 2017 02:39
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Grant DaNasty posted:
Ah it's cool, I didn't need to sleep again, ever.
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haljordan posted:Ah it's cool, I didn't need to sleep again, ever. yes
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Feb 20, 2017 05:14
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At least you could smell Freddy coming from a good distance.
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Feb 20, 2017 13:56
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BiggerBoat posted:I sucked his cock, it is. Kenneth Keith was arrested for talking to an underage girl on the street from his van, and since he was the town nuisance (obviously) they ran him in on some made up charges of underage predation. Then the for-profit prison he was in killed him by failing to take into account his epilepsy or some other wackpackiness he had and when he had a seizure they choked him out. Everyone on the show who ever met him vouched that he might have been a weirdo but he wasn't a pedo.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:16
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He had cystic fibrosis which they (the prison) left untreated and he died from pneumonia.
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Ok, that then. I just vaguely recall his mom's story on the air. I do believe he was not a pedo though and got railroaded, there were just too many Stern show people from like 20 years who vouched for him at the time of his arrest and that it was most likely a case of a slow adult getting caught up by local yokel cops who found him (rightfully) a pain in the rear end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey1pBO0LsQE
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Feb 20, 2017 22:25
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Maybe dont try to pick underage girls when driving around in your rape van. Works for me. 
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Did anyone else watch Crashing? I thought Artie was pretty good in it. Judd did a good job keeping Artie in check, and I'm looking forward to the next episode.
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:Did anyone else watch Crashing? I thought Artie was pretty good in it. Judd did a good job keeping Artie in check, and I'm looking forward to the next episode. Yeah it was decent. Will continue to watch.
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I don't know if this has been brought up on the show, but there's a new podcast called Missing Richard Simmons, all about how he disappeared from the face of the earth three years ago, and what lead up to it. I'm only a few minutes into the first episode now, but it's *real* interesting. Hoping the rest of the episodes are just as good. https://www.missingrichardsimmons.com
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an AOL chatroom posted:I don't know if this has been brought up on the show, but there's a new podcast called Missing Richard Simmons, all about how he disappeared from the face of the earth three years ago, and what lead up to it. I'm only a few minutes into the first episode now, but it's *real* interesting. Hoping the rest of the episodes are just as good. Sausage
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Feb 21, 2017 03:51
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Someone animated the Gary Tape. https://vimeo.com/147992278
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Feb 21, 2017 03:51
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Just put the entire Gary Tape saga on when I'm on my deathbed and I'll die happy.
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MrMidnight posted:Sausage A Chubby Pickle
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kylej posted:Just put the entire Gary Tape saga on when I'm on my deathbed and I'll die happy. Goodbye goodbye
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:Did anyone else watch Crashing? I thought Artie was pretty good in it. Judd did a good job keeping Artie in check, and I'm looking forward to the next episode. I'm eagerly awaiting the Artie podcast in two years where Artie calls Judd Apatow a Hollywood phony scumbag who never helped him.
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Bonzo posted:Someone animated the Gary Tape. That was great. Just needed yellow teeth/flies to make it perfect.
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Former Human posted:I'm eagerly awaiting the Artie podcast in two years where Artie calls Judd Apatow a Hollywood phony scumbag who never helped him. I get the feeling Artie is in enough control to where he only strikes out at people who can't really hurt his career. A former MADTV castmember is one thing, but a well-known director/producer would mean Artie is ready to die or something. Artie is many things, and one of those is punching down.
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