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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

Humphreys posted:

What is that awesome ice skating racetrack thing?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cross_downhill

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

idgi

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I think that the girl on the left was distracted and picked up and drank the other girl's drink, then they both realized it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

thatbastardken posted:

haha yeah, drive anywhere in central queensland and your dodging those loving things all the time.

Humphreys posted:

And being Central Queensland (particularly out west where the mines are) there is only one road to go on. So you are poo poo out of luck taking a detour to overtake. I tried once at a location I knew of a parallel road about 40km from it. Sped like a madman to beat the convoy and when I got to the intersection where I meet up with the road the hauler is on...loving cop car blocking the road and there trundles that loving truck.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Want to be sentenced to whatever women's prison this is from :heysexy:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Dillbag posted:

timg'ed :nms: for pussies



I don't see any blood, I guess it plugged the hole

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Snoo posted:

I don't see any blood, I guess it plugged the hole

:bravo:

EDIT:


Thankyou for that! There goes my afternoon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC635rC_1Us

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 06:04 on Feb 18, 2017

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Dillbag posted:

timg'ed :nms: for pussies



What makes this picture is the plug is in his foot.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Grem posted:

What makes this picture is the plug is in his foot.

It's a lady.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

MNIMWA posted:

pff next you'll be arguing that bats aren't bugs

HEY! Who's giving this report? You chowderheads or me!?

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Local restaurant put this up



“Chuys is a great place to work and we need your support. If you choose not to work on Thursday, we will put their names in a cap and the names that are selected will lose their work.”

Schadenfreude is on being in Texas I guess

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Wait for it...
https://gfycat.com/VibrantSkeletalAmphiuma

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Was expecting a sheep to come out of the bush and ram the bike.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Get this in the Winter Olympics stat

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


Fine, what makes this picture is the lady in his foot. :rolleyes:

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

chitoryu12 posted:

There's already a Trump thread in D&D exactly for that, but it gets several dozen new pages every day and is completely impossible to keep up with.


I went through it and it's hilarious. Everything is written in such an openly biased way that it sounds like Trump wrote it himself, and when you finish it brings up one of the pics of Trump with his weird frog smile.
I stole the line from the SA article about Uwe Boll not having a first language.

Put down my actual e-mail address though, I hope it wasn't a mistake. If they start sending me stuff I am going to kill somebody.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PostNouveau posted:

Get this in the Winter Olympics stat

100% behind this idea. It looks so awesome and they have no way to train properly - so crashes and slashes are inevitable.

I have a submission for the summer games too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5aKcpAhTOk

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Humphreys posted:

100% behind this idea. It looks so awesome and they have no way to train properly - so crashes and slashes are inevitable.

I have a submission for the summer games too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5aKcpAhTOk

Does it include crocodiles? I feel it should include crocodiles.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Thought we were posting pics of hot female pisoners:

Defo hot and crazy right here.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LifeSunDeath posted:

Thought we were posting pics of hot female pisoners:

Defo hot and crazy right here.



Caught with drug paraphernalia



Repeatedly beat her husband with a golf club when she found him in bed with another woman

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ak Gara posted:

Does it include crocodiles? I feel it should include crocodiles.



EDIT:

whiteyfats posted:




Repeatedly beat her husband with a golf club when she found him in bed with another woman

That dude deserved it. If she looks that good in a drat mugshot...

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 13:59 on Feb 18, 2017

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Yup.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Xun posted:

Local restaurant put this up



“Chuys is a great place to work and we need your support. If you choose not to work on Thursday, we will put their names in a cap and the names that are selected will lose their work.”

Schadenfreude is on being in Texas I guess

Let me unironically tell you about how great a place Chuys is to work and then immediately segue into blackmailing the staff.

If I ever visit the US and go to Texas, I think I'll go out of my way to visit that restaurant just to tell the owner what a piece of poo poo he is.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




http://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/1216309-guy-waiting-line-month-get-nintendo-switch-doesnt-care-another-dude-beat#/

Guy Waiting in Line For a Month to Get the Switch “Doesn’t Care” That Another Dude Beat Him To It

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Skarsnik posted:

http://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/1216309-guy-waiting-line-month-get-nintendo-switch-doesnt-care-another-dude-beat#/

Guy Waiting in Line For a Month to Get the Switch “Doesn’t Care” That Another Dude Beat Him To It

Video games were a mistake.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Nuebot posted:

Video games were a mistake.

Just like the people that obsess over them

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

That dude deserved it. If she looks that good in a drat mugshot...

It's unfortunate that nobody else has taught you this valuable life lesson yet but allow me:

Never stick your dick in crazy.

If you don't understand why then go right ahead and you'll figure it out eventually.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
"Hell yeah this dude deserved it for treating her like poo poo" *proceeds to judge her as an object*

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Problem is, crazy is getting better and better at hiding itself until after the dick has been stuck into it.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

DancingShade posted:

It's unfortunate that nobody else has taught you this valuable life lesson yet but allow me:

Never stick your dick in crazy.

If you don't understand why then go right ahead and you'll figure it out eventually.

Hey now, the rest of us learned the hard way...let him get stabbed with a screwdriver in his sleep, makes for good E/N fodder

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Getting completely off topic but all this is reminding me of this classic: http://www.theonion.com/article/totally-hot-chick-also-way-psycho-684

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum

Gorilla Salad posted:

Let me unironically tell you about how great a place Chuys is to work and then immediately segue into blackmailing the staff.

If I ever visit the US and go to Texas, I think I'll go out of my way to visit that restaurant just to tell the owner what a piece of poo poo he is.

Goon: "Good sir, I saw a photograph on the Internet that I would like to take you to task on. You see, it's not right of you to post threatening messages to your Mexican workers like this because even Mexicans are people, too. I demand you post a public apology you piece of human excrement!"

Texan: Spit, punch, punch, shoot.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Let me unironically tell you about how great a place Chuys is to work and then immediately segue into blackmailing the staff.

If I ever visit the US and go to Texas, I think I'll go out of my way to visit that restaurant just to tell the owner what a piece of poo poo he is.

Schadenfreude is across the US, unfortunately. I live in Minnesota and am a restaurant manager. There is a very large Latino population in the Twin Cities and a lot of restaurants simply didn't open. We supported the Latino boycott and stayed open but suffered without them, meanwhile the TGI Fridays down the street fired everyone that didn't show up. Pathetic.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Problem is, crazy is getting better and better at hiding itself until after the dick has been stuck into it.

I dunno, that picture of her...you can tell she's crazy. Look at her eyes.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

RyokoTK posted:

meanwhile the TGI Fridays down the street fired everyone that didn't show up. Pathetic.

Goddamn.

I'm so glad I live in a country that still has worker protections.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Goddamn.

I'm so glad I live in a country that still has worker protections.

American law does have some protections for organized labor strikes; the Day Without Immigrants isn't that.

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NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Maybe I've just dated crazy women, but beating your rear end for catching you in bed with another woman is not "don't stick your dick in crazy" territory.

Beating your rear end because she dreamt you were in bed with another woman, yeah.

The golf club is perhaps a little strong, but maybe it was to hand.

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