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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Prob not right thread nvm

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 02:33 on Feb 15, 2017

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Mikl posted:

You'd think that after three years the people at that one university would have learned that my generic name.surname@email-provider.com email address is not, in fact, the email address for their employee who has the same name and surname as me, and yet I still have to reply to Very Important Mails (like financial statements, invoices and such) addressed to that person with "you have the wrong address, check it and resend the message" at least twice per week.

I'd just ignore the mails, but then I'd feel guilty should my samenamebuddy suffer some negative consequences from this.

I'd set up a filter to auto-respond to anything that comes from that uni with a simple "this is the wrong address" and delete the message.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Tiggum posted:

I'd set up a filter to auto-respond to anything that comes from that uni with a simple "this is the wrong address" and delete the message.

Or respond with gross pictures inline.
Not porn or anything because of the Comstock law but something unnerving.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Tiggum posted:

I'd set up a filter to auto-respond to anything that comes from that uni with a simple "this is the wrong address" and delete the message.

Tried this. It doesn't work because they apparently don't have their own domain, since the mails I get are from a couple dozen different people (and counting) from Gmail and Hotmail and Yahoo addresses and I know it's them only because the mails are signed "John Doe, whatever department, such and such university".

It's not my samenamebuddy's fault either, since their address is probably really close to mine (can't find it via Google though) so it's clearly a problem of the wrong address (mine) being spread at that university via word of mouth.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

I have a cold and as a result I'm having trouble sleeping and regulating my body temp. Today's also my weekly breakfast out and I had to cancel it.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Between work and other things, it's 100% impossible to set up a get together with all of my closest friends (6 in total, including myself) where everyone can come, unless I set things up at least a month in advance.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mikl posted:

Between work and other things, it's 100% impossible to set up a get together with all of my closest friends (6 in total, including myself) where everyone can come, unless I set things up at least a month in advance.

Welcome to adulthood!

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Since starting my job I've gained 30 pounds. Been eating way too much garbage.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Since starting my job I've gained 30 pounds. Been eating way too much garbage.

About the same here except I'm eating less but it's usually carb-laden.

I'm the last person in my office to get sick and my boss thinks I'm faking. He "remembers" me being sick last week even though he was out on vacation. He may be joking but it's impossible to tell with this guy.
I haven't taken a sick day in ages.

Buuuut I can't stay home because our staffing is so low that the operation needs us to stay just to keep the wheels turning.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
If you're sick you're sick, stay at home and use sick leave, right?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Jeff Sichoe posted:

If you're sick you're sick, stay at home and use sick leave, right?

Yeah. Legally there is nothing they could do but there is a real lovely culture of reporting anyway. Then run people raw and don't seem to understand germ theory.

If I called out, my supervisors and managers would give me a rash of poo poo and who knows how much extra work might "happen" to come my way.

Edit: It comes from most of my superiors being ex military and think saying, "buck up, bitch" can cure cancer.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Puke on their shoes to convince them you are sick.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Inzombiac posted:

Yeah. Legally there is nothing they could do but there is a real lovely culture of reporting anyway. Then run people raw and don't seem to understand germ theory.

If I called out, my supervisors and managers would give me a rash of poo poo and who knows how much extra work might "happen" to come my way.

Edit: It comes from most of my superiors being ex military and think saying, "buck up, bitch" can cure cancer.

I've had a couple bosses who were like that; where unless you literally vomited blood upon them, they didn't believe you were sick.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Choco1980 posted:

I got a cpap machine for the first time last weekend, and I swear the drat thing is hindering my sleep ability. Significantly. It's uncomfortable and feels like breathing into a balloon. People always say they take adjusting to, or that they hate them. You would think that would clue people in that the ergonomics need retooling...
If it's been five days and you still can't take it, you should probably get the flow rate checked/tweaked for the "into a balloon" part. Also there are different styles of masks and "pillows".

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
They believe you're sick, they just don't care because it'll effect their numbers, so they feign ignorance unless someone above them notices, at which point it's your fault for not calling out.

:capitalism:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I was all set to go hit Papa Murphy's for a pizza but apparently sometime this week they closed all their stores in my state (and apparently a lot of others) for some kind of corporate restructuring or something, so what it boils down to is I was all set to have a take and bake pizza and now I don't and I'm annoyed.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I've gained so much weight that I look pregnant (I am not pregnant).

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Since starting my job I've gained 30 pounds. Been eating way too much garbage.

Fixed for my situation. Going from ramen & eggs to actual adult human food has made me a bit...Rubenesque. :btroll:

shootforit
Oct 11, 2006

Every time the Facebook app on my iPhone updates automatically, it enables the in app sounds. I have to manually go in and turn them off. loving annoying.

KingColliwog
May 15, 2003

Let's go droogs
I'm at my parents because I needed someone to take care of my son while I grade papers, but they only have good beer stocked up since I drank all of the great beer two weeks ago and they didn't fill up their stock.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

The weather forecast sites and phone apps are loving bullshit. All the news people were saying it's going to be 24/7 heavy raining for the next week. It's going to be miserable and make sure you do these steps for safety blah blah blah. And today I wake up and of course it's bright and sunny 60 degrees.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
The twitter app on my phone still makes a clicky noise when I refresh it, even though I have the volume turned all the way off and it's on vibrate only.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

I wanna keep working on a little coding project I'm doing, but my laptop's out of battery and it's too late at night to justify charging it.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
People keep posting about the Sims and now I really want to play it (3, not 4 cause gently caress if gonna pay EA), but installing it is a pain, and I have a ton of mods etc that probably don't work anymore because the game would update to the newest patch, and I don't want to spend hours finding the mods again. Bleh. I just want to kill people via pool or removing doors to a room... one of my best memories was sticking a baby in a door-less, paint-less room and the social worker was just walking around unable to take the kid away. (This is the proper way to play sims if you don't know).

Cat is eating my hair.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




the sims 4 runs a lot better than 3, but I only have expansions and extra stuff for 3 (no I didn't pay for them lmao)

I always spend 3 hours making characters and then building the house, and then I'm burnt out, though.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


My throat is so raw that I can't speak but I have to go to work... where I spend all day talking.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Boss told me to update my C.V and apply for a newly vacant position.

I don't want more responsibility or money or tasks or staff :(

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Jeff Sichoe posted:

Boss told me to update my C.V and apply for a newly vacant position.

I don't want more responsibility or money or tasks or staff :(

I know that's in the spirit of the thread but I wish I had your problem.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
:siren:MY GIRLFRIEND:siren: got mad at me because I went to the bathroom before I hugged her when we got home from eating mexican food. I explained if I'd have hugged her at the moment, I'd have blasted rear end, but that did not deter her from being peeved.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The Snoo posted:

the sims 4 runs a lot better than 3, but I only have expansions and extra stuff for 3 (no I didn't pay for them lmao)

I always spend 3 hours making characters and then building the house, and then I'm burnt out, though.

I got rid of The Sims 3 from my computer so I wouldn't be tempted to spend all day making Sims, moving them into a neighbourhood, getting their house set up exactly how I want it and then immediately losing all interest and doing the exact same thing the next time.

When I do actually manage to stay interested in it it is fun though. I like to make sims who are just the worst possible people. Like, one who was having affairs with all his married neighbours. Or one who would go to a neighbour's house, be invited in, eat their food and use their stuff and then go to sleep in their bed and refuse to leave, so they have to sleep on the couch. Or have an adult sim who plays video games all day and lives off the money their teenage child, who also does all the cooking and cleaning, makes for them.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

:siren:MY GIRLFRIEND:siren: got mad at me because I went to the bathroom before I hugged her when we got home from eating mexican food. I explained if I'd have hugged her at the moment, I'd have blasted rear end, but that did not deter her from being peeved.
Bring this to the relationship thread so we can decided how much you should :sever:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Next time just hug her and violently poop at the same time. Spray poo poo as hard as you can.

She'll get it next time.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I think I'm just going to invite her to hold my hand while I sit on the toilet and release the kraken.

She knows I have IBS, so I dunno why it was a surprised that after tacos I'd need to hit the bathroom, but oh well.

My new FWP is I finally got off my rear end and installed a dishwasher that I've owned for like a year now, only to find out that it uses A SPECIAL AND UNIQUE DRAIN HOSE that I had to order and it'll be here in 3 days because gently caress my ability to wash dishes and complete minor goals in life. This also means I have to go to lowe's for a THIRD GOD DAMNED TIME with this poo poo to return the drain hose I bought that don't fit.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
We are on vacation in a lovely, sleepy little town, and it's great. Except that the walls of our small hotel are so paper thin that you can hear everything that everyone is doing all the time. Our first night we woke up to the sounds of our neighbours banging, and last night they were blaring the tv so loud I could hear it more clearly then ours. We also seem to be above the restaurant, so we get the sounds of tables being moved and chairs scraping across the floor starting at 7am. For a supposedly relaxing vacation, it is pretty much impossible to sleep in past 8am. Sigh.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


I have a crink in my neck because I napped too hard

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Sociopastry posted:

I have a crink in my neck because I napped too hard

I know your pain, brother.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I found an old fantasy novel at a used book store and read it and enjoyed, so I looked up the author and it turns out the author is a child rapist :(

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Oct 30, 2009

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What was the novel?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I too was not very happy learning about Piers Anthony after reading his books.
My high school had almost all of his Xanth novels in their library :shepface: I'm gonna go on and guess none of the staff actually read them...

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

oldpainless posted:

What was the novel?

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