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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Antivehicular posted:

There's something kind of sad about someone missing one season of a TV show collection this way. Grandma will never know what happened in season 6!

Season 6 probably went in the coffin along with grandma ⚰️

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowy posted:

Season 6 probably went in the coffin along with grandma ⚰️

Guess: Season 6 has the bikini episode :mmmhmm:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

:lol: This guy scooped the press on Trump being a piss fetishist.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

:siren:YIKES! MISSED CONNECTION:siren:


I am in such awe of you..

Female librarian with mermaid blue hair at the [redacted] library.

More then just a bookworm...

You are a flower amongst the trees.

When others treat the place like it's only a computer lab, public restroom, or teen daycare.

You bring warmth and kindness while working on group projects, being a mentor to the next generation, picking out books on subjects that fascinate that wonderful mind - fueling that imagination, creativity, and that you are passionately interested in sharing with others.

In this Netflix/blogging/Facebook digital era - i find that pursuit of knowledge greatly humbling.

Would you be interested in a friendly intellectual conversation over coffee at [redacted]? Perhaps a vegan meal at [redacted]? Or a favorite book from [redacted]? It would be my treat for a few minutes of your time and as a thankful gesture for all you do for us patrons of the library.

Please message me, dear lady of literacy.

Zoinks,
[redacted]

P.S. Sorry if I caused any concern or alarm. I've tried to say hello or strike up an introduction before while checking books out, but just found this weird awkwardness each time of either myself being in a hurry to get to work or catching you in the middle of multitasking with several patrons at once. Since I like to write.. I thought that maybe my written words could express better what was lacking in person.

But now that it's been a week later - yeah, I see the full weirdness and slight creepiness of the gesture - but I swear my intentions were purely friendly.

Please let me explain. On some of my random trips to the library I've been a witness to situations of you and your co-workers having to deal with occasionally grumpy, mean, or verbal abusive people. Seeing that disrespect, but then your all's will power to remain pleasant and smiling, I admired that strength. It got me thinking about how your all's position, along with that of teachers - for example, are both jobs that don't get the full amount of thanks that is deserved. I wanted to be one of the new voices to say "Thank You" - but I feel that just the words alone are not enough.

Besides being an Artist, Poet, and Musician.. I work as a manager in the hospitality field, and can also relate to receiving mistreatment from the same people your trying to help. It can be confusing and disheartening to deal with on a daily basis.

That's where the idea of coffee - a vegan meal - or book shopping came to me. Because going to a coffeehouse and getting a hot drink and pastry on a cold day, sharing a good meal & conversation with a friend, and picking up a book that I can look forward to reading on my day off - are all things that I find greatly comforting during a rough week.

If your still cool with the concept, I would like to make a better introduction in person, and be honored to hangout as friends.

Please write to me and ask any question you may have. Just like the periodicals you gracefully put on the shelf - I am also an open book.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Should have just left it at the first ending.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
your all's

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Solice Kirsk posted:

Should have just left it at the first ending.

That's a weird thing I've noticed some socially awkward people do, I guess it has to do with being nervous about being called out for being awkward, so they apologize for it but that makes it into a way bigger deal than it would have been. The first part of the post isn't really offensive at all, it just makes it very clear the type of person who is writing it, which isn't a bad thing since the sought librarian would surely know what she was getting into.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

sweeperbravo posted:

That's a weird thing I've noticed some socially awkward people do, I guess it has to do with being nervous about being called out for being awkward, so they apologize for it but that makes it into a way bigger deal than it would have been. The first part of the post isn't really offensive at all, it just makes it very clear the type of person who is writing it, which isn't a bad thing since the sought librarian would surely know what she was getting into.

I've noticed that, too. In fact, it used to be me. Is there a name for it?

Edit: I don't mean I used to the "this troper" or anything. I'm not a troper at all; I don't even visit the website. I only know about tropers from Something Awful. Well, I used to visit TV Tropes because it was interesting, but I didn't read the forums. I did read the examples and try to count many of them were anime. Anime is pretty bad, right? Unless you like it. It's okay, just not my style. But I've never been a troper. I may have done things that qualify as a "troper tale" but since I don't frequent the site any longer, I wouldn't even know it. "Crowning Moment of Awesome" Ha Ha! But, yeah. I used to do the awkward follow-up when I thought I said or did something that could in anyway possibly be misinterpreted. It's dumb and makes you look worse. A simple faux pas can be overlooked, may even seem charming in the right circumstances, but when you just keep digging it makes you seem spergy or that you don't understand how humans work. Crap. I said "spergy". There is nothing wrong with asperger's symdrome, although I think they just call it "on the spectrum" now (do you know?). But. Yeah. Humans and human emotions are complicated but all you have to do is put yourself in their shoes. How would you feel if some weirdo tried an awkward conversation starter and then just rambled on and on after you didn't give them the response they expected. Like, "hello? is this thing on?" You need to smile, to be able to laugh at yourself (but not like, out loud; that'd be weird). And remember, the person you are interacting with? They are a human being just like you.

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Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Aleph Null posted:

I've noticed that, too. In fact, it used to be me. Is there a name for it?

Goon.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

cyberia has a new favorite as of 09:48 on Feb 17, 2017

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I think alt med people are one of the saddest rabbit holes to peer into, since a lot of them have a story like that guy with his dead kid son :smith: Rather than attributing the kid's death to cancer that was so bad it persisted despite all those medical interventions, he blames the interventions themselves.

I feel like 90% of alt med people started because of a dead kid.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

sweeperbravo posted:

I think alt med people are one of the saddest rabbit holes to peer into, since a lot of them have a story like that guy with his dead kid son :smith: Rather than attributing the kid's death to cancer that was so bad it persisted despite all those medical interventions, he blames the interventions themselves.

I feel like 90% of alt med people started because of a dead kid.

Or spouse. My uncle died after a long bout with lymphoma and near the end he and my aunt tried everything. Everything. A while after he passed she became a Scientologist. I think there may have been some cause and effect there.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

CannonFodder posted:

Or spouse. My uncle died after a long bout with lymphoma and near the end he and my aunt tried everything. Everything. A while after he passed she became a Scientologist. I think there may have been some cause and effect there.

Ouch. I always feel bad about people that get sucked into cults like that, especially Scientology. It all starts as self help and therapy for past traumas, but before you know it, you're taking out a 3rd mortgage and scraping money from literally anywhere to buy into the scheme and severing all contacts with anyone who speaks against your newfound salvation. At least alt-med people typically don't have to endure that poo poo.

My first landlord was also an alt-med weirdo. Though, he directed it at his dog. His wife divorced him and literally all he kept was the duplex and his dog. You could tell from a 5 minute conversation with him that he truly believed his 13 year old, grossly overweight shepherd mutt would live forever if he kept giving it whatever the hell the supplement was that he had.

FistOfTacitus
Oct 21, 2009

neogeo0823 posted:

Ouch. I always feel bad about people that get sucked into cults like that, especially Scientology. It all starts as self help and therapy for past traumas, but before you know it, you're taking out a 3rd mortgage and scraping money from literally anywhere to buy into the scheme and severing all contacts with anyone who speaks against your newfound salvation. At least alt-med people typically don't have to endure that poo poo.

Oh, there's plenty in alt-med, it's just not as visible. I was dating a girl whose mom used to be a constitutional lawyer, and then had some sort of break-down and got so far into it she was one of the personal dressers for some nutter selling magical house-cleaning. I think that people with the tendency will eventually find a group that's sufficiently cult-like, since that's the only way they get a compact answer for everything.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

DRAGON FIGURE

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Typically my nonexpert opinion would think that $550 for a giant metal dragon statue would be a steal, but having seen it I can't help but think it's over priced.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Surely his eager customers are beating down his door and lining up around the block.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yes, I just want these photos to jack off to, and yes, I expect you to pay me for the privilege.

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



Pastry of the Year posted:

"I am an up and coming photographer"

Well he wasn't lying.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
For some reason, after this thread's title changed to this, I read all these ads in the voice of H Jon Benjamin

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I MUST BE PAID

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
No weight/look restrictions, but don't be skinny, fat, old, or non-white.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Wanting to take nudes of "Friends" cast ONLY

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
My first question is does the model get copies of the photos, or is he/she just going to pay you $100 to stand in front of you naked?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Philip K. Dick has once again fallen on hard times

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
My household choir does not need done.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Just :lol: if your household choir isn't doing the chores for you

edit: and singing jaunty work songs as they do

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

SatansOnion posted:

Just :lol: if your household choir isn't doing the chores for you

edit: and singing jaunty work songs as they do

Sir, we abolished slavery years ago.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Leavemywife posted:

Sir, we abolished slavery years ago.

"Slavery" is such an ugly term. They are interns and they are being paid in experience and exposure

smh at this anti-job-creator attitude

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011



I see these everywhere in person, they're never not creepy as fudge.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

monolithburger posted:



I see these everywhere in person, they're never not creepy as fudge.

You have to hold very still as a life drawing model. I guess this is where the fidgety ones come from.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
The price of 60 per hour seems more reasonable for figure modeling than porn but then maybe what do i Know

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I need a sheet of DON'T BE FOOLED, THIS IS PORN stickers to put on entirely unrelated things.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

My Lovely Horse posted:

I need a sheet of DON'T BE FOOLED, THIS IS PORN stickers to put on entirely unrelated things.

Guitar lessons would have been way more entertaining, for one.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

Guitar lessons would have been way more entertaining, for one.

Something something wang bar, something something fingering

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

monolithburger posted:

Something something wang bar, something something fingering

Muted flat 5th.....I'm...I'm not good at sex.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
G-string, alright?

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