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cnut: May 3, 2016

Maybe the British can burn it down.

lol

# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:57

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# ? May 15, 2024 09:36

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Professor SJW posted:

the last time we had a southern white house we were in a civil war

you got probated three times in one evening, how does it feel?

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:00

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

conspiracy theory lol

https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/832658878101807105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

This is where in a sitcom we would do a sweep cut to Obama in Cabo Wabo, telling Sammy Hagar that "I Can't Drive 55" is a way better song structurally than "Why Can't This Be Love"

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:09

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Arrhythmia posted:

imagine telling someone in 2008 that in just under a decade they'll be WISHING that mccain was pres.

The thing with McCain and Romney is that if they had won, I would have said "Bummer" and then shrugged, but Trump is another level of LOL

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:10

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

I want to die.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:11

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

ra tehuti posted:

you got probated three times in one evening, how does it feel?

I've lived thru worse. The man is always trying to keep me down. Sad!

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:14

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Professor SJW posted:

I've lived thru worse. The man is always trying to keep me down. Sad!

hey brother be careful. just cause it doesn't hurt doesn't mean it doesnt matter I miss you

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:18

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

ra tehuti posted:

hey brother be careful. just cause it doesn't hurt doesn't mean it doesnt matter I miss you

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:19

liar_ur_a_liar: Feb 18, 2017; by Smythe

Justin Farrell coward racist toronto ontario

hey you little ratfink coward

dont go joining anti semite cliques in hs and making a hate group like sycophant squad with jeph k and expecting me to want to defend it while im getting straight up bullied my whole childhood for being a "JEW"

if u join a wiccan pact when ur like 10 with some idiots like yazim tayag and deserae campbell, trying to make your best friend into paul bernarnda serial rapist of grade school and then carrying that same gossip on from geocities into 2017 thats a crime

using an instititution to systematically predate on your childhood friends is nothing but cult behaviour. the extra judicial sharia law aspect and the racism entrapment aspects that i experienced make it treason

GET THE gently caress OUT OF WRITING AND THE INTERNET

TAKE YOUR WHOLE drat FAMILY WITH YOU IDIOT

make sure you take those especiqually cliqued up faggots pual and kevin with you because they flat out bought into ben's family coalition neil mcneil white knights NIACENE CREED
NO AGENCY FOR WOMEN HOUSE WIFERY IS FEMINISM

and its like get the gently caress away from me i didnt want this poo poo following me beyond my kid years in grade school or hs

i let you touch my mom

and ur whole crew of deceptive betraying COWARDS AND LIARS

ur worse a mysongist and liar and coward than kate and ryan who basically own the website with lowtax LOL AND TRIED TO KILL A GUY AND STEAL HIS MONEY

and u wonder why those girls commit the slenderman murders or teen suicide is high?

its because of family coalition irish catholic cult mentality of backstabbing like JUSTIN FARRELL

HEY SUPER GROVER IF U READ THIS DONT HIRE THAT BITCH TO WRITE ANYTHING HE DOESNT GET THE MORAL OF THE STORIES AND COULDNT UNDERSTAND LORD OF THE FLIES

HES SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND A LIAR

- from dare @ http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:20

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Did you ask Kathleen Hannah if you could appropriate that you rapist.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:26

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

liar_ur_a_liar posted:

Justin Farrell coward racist toronto ontario

hey you little ratfink coward

dont go joining anti semite cliques in hs and making a hate group like sycophant squad with jeph k and expecting me to want to defend it while im getting straight up bullied my whole childhood for being a "JEW"

if u join a wiccan pact when ur like 10 with some idiots like yazim tayag and deserae campbell, trying to make your best friend into paul bernarnda serial rapist of grade school and then carrying that same gossip on from geocities into 2017 thats a crime

using an instititution to systematically predate on your childhood friends is nothing but cult behaviour. the extra judicial sharia law aspect and the racism entrapment aspects that i experienced make it treason

GET THE gently caress OUT OF WRITING AND THE INTERNET

TAKE YOUR WHOLE drat FAMILY WITH YOU IDIOT

make sure you take those especiqually cliqued up faggots pual and kevin with you because they flat out bought into ben's family coalition neil mcneil white knights NIACENE CREED
NO AGENCY FOR WOMEN HOUSE WIFERY IS FEMINISM

and its like get the gently caress away from me i didnt want this poo poo following me beyond my kid years in grade school or hs

i let you touch my mom

and ur whole crew of deceptive betraying COWARDS AND LIARS

ur worse a mysongist and liar and coward than kate and ryan who basically own the website with lowtax LOL AND TRIED TO KILL A GUY AND STEAL HIS MONEY

and u wonder why those girls commit the slenderman murders or teen suicide is high?

its because of family coalition irish catholic cult mentality of backstabbing like JUSTIN FARRELL

HEY SUPER GROVER IF U READ THIS DONT HIRE THAT BITCH TO WRITE ANYTHING HE DOESNT GET THE MORAL OF THE STORIES AND COULDNT UNDERSTAND LORD OF THE FLIES

HES SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND A LIAR

- from dare @ http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/

this is a lot of words. I refuse to read a single one

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:28

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

ra tehuti posted:

this is a lot of words. I refuse to read a single one

Dare, bringing people of both parties together in opposition to his terrible goddamn posting

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:29

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

I'm melting down

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:31

Looke: Aug 2, 2013

In pretty sure this reality is a simulation in trumps head

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:33

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i've been looking after a dog instead of following this so have a dog picture wit some trash in it

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:38

cnut: May 3, 2016

Jose posted:

i've been looking after a dog instead of following this so have a dog picture wit some trash in it

lol

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:39

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

That's a rad trash dog.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:40

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Minimalist Program posted:

That's a rad trash dog.

please don't sign your posts

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:41

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

Jesus Christ posted:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...s-a7586571.html

We live in a world where a political assassination was just carried out with a squirting flower trick.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:49

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

ra tehuti posted:

I'm melting down

but not just right now -- for the last 12 years

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:50

Attitude Indicator: Apr 3, 2009

Trump delivers on the lols like no other. As if clinton could have created this much lolage.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:56

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

We live in a world where a political assassination was just carried out with a squirting flower trick.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:00

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

We live in a world where a political assassination was just carried out with a squirting flower trick.

so who is batman in our world?

# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:01

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:03

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Jose posted:

I looked real close cuz I assumed he'd be peeing on her leg

Disappointed

E: Or that she'd be peeing on him, I guess, either way

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Feb 18, 2017

# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:06

several friends: Apr 7, 2015

Jose posted:

# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:14

Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

Jose posted:

# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:42

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Zorodius posted:

What's extra crazy is, CNN actually produces fake news - like when they interviewed their own cameraman and pretended he was a random protester, or when they photoshopped the Freddie Gray officers to make it look like a racial murder.

So Trump is trying to lie, but he's actually right

Or someone else photoshopped it to try and make it look like CNN was trying to make it look like a racial murder.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:55