The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Martytoof posted:

That's my name!

... well, not really.

How wedded are you to the Martytoof you know?

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Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

egon_beeblebrox posted:

Oh a wise guy, eh?

# ? Feb 18, 2017 06:35

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Gann Jerrod posted:

Oh a wise guy, eh?

I propose to determine the answer to the question - is Gann Jerrod dumber than a hamster?

# ? Feb 18, 2017 06:49

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

Class3KillStorm posted:

I propose to determine the answer to the question - is Gann Jerrod dumber than a hamster?

~~stupider~~ Dumber... like a fox!

# ? Feb 18, 2017 11:46

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Class3KillStorm posted:

I propose to determine the answer to the question - is Gann Jerrod dumber than a hamster?

My proposal by Boardroom Jimmy.
I want to pretend I am a regular dumb goon. Period.
By this, I hope... oh, no.
For this, I will... oh... require... oh, man.

My confession by Boardroom Jimmy
I AM a regular dumb goon. Period.
I cheated on my quote test. Period.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 14:00

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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HellOnEarth posted:

How wedded are you to the Martytoof you know?

# ? Feb 18, 2017 14:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I cheated on my quote test. Period.

How did I get my quotes perfect down to the last syllable? Well you might just say I had a little help from a certain magic box.... :smug:

# ? Feb 18, 2017 14:57

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Jerusalem posted:

How did I get my quotes perfect down to the last syllable? Well you might just say I had a little help from a certain magic box....

Yeah right, Jerusalem, a ~*~wonderful, maaagical box.~*~

# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:47

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

HellOnEarth posted:

Yeah right, Jerusalem, a ~*~wonderful, maaagical box.~*~

# ? Feb 18, 2017 20:28

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

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mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Mister Kingdom posted:

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Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Now I've had my head inside an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 23:30

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

mrfart posted:

Mister Kingdom posted:

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

That's TV IV where they post Simpson's quotes and other non-box related topics.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:41

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

York_M_Chan posted:

That's TV IV where they post Simpson's quotes and other non-box related topics.

Goons, instead of posting in the quote thread; we'll be.......posting in the quote thread!

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some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Root Bear posted:

Goons, instead of posting in the quote thread; we'll be.......posting in the quote thread!

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:59

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Root Bear posted:

Goons, instead of posting in the quote thread; we'll be.......posting in the quote thread!

drat Simpsons Quote Thread, ruined my imagination!

...Oh well.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 15:03

Buckets: Apr 10, 2009; ...THE CHILD...

Martytoof posted:

Sorry to repeat myself, but It'll help you remember.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:05

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Sorry, it does that sometimes.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:27

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Buckets posted:

Sorry to repeat myself, but It'll help you remember.

You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!

# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:35

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Mister Kingdom posted:

You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!

You know those quotes that are like, double quotes?

# ? Feb 19, 2017 20:15

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Mister Kingdom posted:

I gotta go now, there's a line forming behind me.

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Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I gotta go now, there's a line forming behind me.

Back in line, maggot! :clint:

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I gotta go now, there's a line forming behind me.

Take lots of screenshots!

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:41

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

Take lots of screenshots!

No you won't.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:57

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CatchrNdRy posted:

No you won't.

_{_{_{Yes, I will.}}}

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

No you won't.

Catchr you don't get it.... the only people who put a lot of ton and effort into screenshot shitposting are fat neckbearded goons or gay guys.... and I don't think Boardroom Jimmy is a fat neckbearded goon :ohdear:

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:47

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MariusLecter posted:

Ship 'o' Sting?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:23

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

Catchr you don't get it.... the only people who put a lot of ton and effort into screenshot shitposting are fat neckbearded goons or gay guys.... and I don't think Boardroom Jimmy is a fat neckbearded goon

Shitposting?

That's another thing. I resent you people using that word. That's our word for making fun of you. We need it!

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:33