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The Management posted:I fantasize about self killing but in my fantasies I'm you that's a really good song lyric imo
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:07 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:15 |
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LethalGeek posted:Slightly late but if you live somewhere that has a HOA you're a bad person and should feel bad for that simple fact. HOA's are nearly impossible to avoid if you're buying into a neighborhood built in the last decade or so. Edit: HOA's are poo poo
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:57 |
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Live in an old house on a country road. The only way to live.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 04:43 |
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quote:I'm convinced my girlfriend is cheating on me. quote:I am currently dating my former Aunt.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 10:37 |
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uhhhh pretty sure that counts as "still your aunt" homie
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 10:40 |
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lmao @ him saying he never acted on it then immediately admitting to fingering her in a pool at 17
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 12:21 |
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Adam Vegas posted:lmao @ him saying he never acted on it then immediately admitting to fingering her in a pool at 17 Fingers don't count as cheating
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 13:46 |
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It's also not gay as long as the balls don't touch.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 13:55 |
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Sexless Goon, welcome to long term relationships. Long term relationships take work to sustain. You need to talk to her and tell her that this is a problem for you. It could be that she's checked out of this relationship and it's over. Or it could be that the excitement just faded and she needs to be reminded of it, or you guys just fell into a routine, or she's just not feeling sexy or a million other things. Either way, talking to her is a lot more productive than complaining to us. She needs to acknowledge that this is a problem and be interested in fixing it otherwise this relationship is doomed.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 13:57 |
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Yeah - seconding the call to talk about it. If you just have a bunch of weird feelings and never communicate that there is a problem you'll both just wind up having an unsatisfying breakup. If you ask what's going on and why she seems to have all these issues maybe they can be fixed? Or maybe she'll say a bunch of super insane stuff and you'll have a huge fight and then split up. Really it's win-win either way because you sound miserable now and if you fix your issues - great, and if it turns out they can't be fixed you can move on with your life. Just curious though - has your girlfriend ever had depression?
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 16:50 |
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You should probably not say anything if you're not prepared to lose her. You'd be surprised how effective silence is at keeping a relationship going. You'll both just coast along without any big emotional outbursts in one direction or another, and before you know it another ten years have passed and soon you'll both be too used to the status quo to consider leaving. It might not be "happiness" in the classic Hollywood sense, but it's manageable and you avoid having to deal with any big drama.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:00 |
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KomodoWagon posted:You should probably not say anything if you're not prepared to lose her. You'd be surprised how effective silence is at keeping a relationship going. You'll both just coast along without any big emotional outbursts in one direction or another, and before you know it another ten years have passed and soon you'll both be too used to the status quo to consider leaving. It might not be "happiness" in the classic Hollywood sense, but it's manageable and you avoid having to deal with any big drama. That might be the worst advice I've ever heard. Talk to her. You might learn something. Maybe she's depressed. That's what it sounds like to me.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:47 |
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quote:I live on a hillside and chuck a lot of my garbage over the hill since the city charges extra money to throw away big items like furniture, etc. It's easier to just toss these things over the hill than drive out to the landfill or pay the ridiculous fees for using the garbage truck. It's out of sight for me, nobody lives further down the hill as it's all wooded and just has one rural road on it, so nobody gets hurt. quote:With all my heart, I wish Goku (From Dragonball/Z/Super) was the President.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:53 |
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KomodoWagon posted:You should probably not say anything if you're not prepared to lose her. You'd be surprised how effective silence is at keeping a relationship going. You'll both just coast along without any big emotional outbursts in one direction or another, and before you know it another ten years have passed and soon you'll both be too used to the status quo to consider leaving. It might not be "happiness" in the classic Hollywood sense, but it's manageable and you avoid having to deal with any big drama. What is wrong with you
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:54 |
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Also aunt loving goon prepare to be disowned I mean i have no strong feelings about it either way but your family is gonna flip . Good luck
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:57 |
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LethalGeek posted:What is wrong with you He's dumb. And yeah, aunt-dating goon, your family is gonna flip because she's a pedo and the situation would still be hosed up even if that wasn't the case. Good luck!
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:03 |
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LethalGeek posted:What is wrong with you read his red text link lol
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:07 |
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LethalGeek posted:What is wrong with you Right, I forgot we're all supposed to run around in our mythologized pursuit of happiness looking for "the one" and constantly talking about our own emotions like characters in a John Green novel. Growing up and realizing that finding the "perfect" life/girlfriend/whatever is a fairy tale is bad and wrong.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:08 |
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Quite a gulf between "true love and the One are dumb concepts" and "settle into a sexless relationship without even trying to see why" my man
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:12 |
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Cemetery goon is also a huge piece of poo poo I get the feeling most goons are huge pieces of poo poo
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:13 |
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what do you want on your tombstone?
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:16 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:what do you want on your tombstone? A lard asses hot tub.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:21 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:what do you want on your tombstone? Peperony and chease
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:23 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Quite a gulf between "true love and the One are dumb concepts" and "settle into a sexless relationship without even trying to see why" my man Hey, if he's fine with getting rid of his admittedly deadweight girlfriend, that's up to him. It just doesn't seem that way what with the overall tone of his confession, so I gave him advice to keep it going if that's what he wants to do. Just don't kid the guy into thinking everything will turn back into a teenage spring break romance if he goes all Lena Dunham on her and starts blubbering about how he feels "unfulfilled."
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:24 |
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- Too lazy to take out the trash - Not too lazy to dig up tombstones
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:27 |
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KomodoWagon posted:You should probably not say anything if you're not prepared to lose her. You'd be surprised how effective silence is at keeping a relationship going. You'll both just coast along without any big emotional outbursts in one direction or another, and before you know it another ten years have passed and soon you'll both be too used to the status quo to consider leaving. It might not be "happiness" in the classic Hollywood sense, but it's manageable and you avoid having to deal with any big drama. This is how you end up with 30-year marriages where both people loving hate each other and nobody can stand to be around either of them just FYI.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:37 |
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Someone was listening to "Alice's Restaurant" when they wrote the tombstone one.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 20:06 |
Please do not reply to komodowagon, jfc
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 21:08 |
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it's fine to stay in loveless relationships as long as you never stay in your parents guest room
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 22:30 |
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Chard posted:Please do not reply to komodowagon, jfc Sorry I was on my phone and didn't see the red text. We need better sadbrain warnings.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 22:32 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I've known people that take them routinely even when in a committed relationship. Same type of people who share a Facebook account.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 22:47 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:read his red text link lol Holy poo poo
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 22:55 |
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KomodoWagon is awesome because it's really obvious that all their tremendously stupid opinions are the result of decades of being so insufferable that everyone openly hates them. Every time he posts it's like a brutal self-own and he doesn't even get it.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 23:28 |
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"Yeah don't talk to your significant other about problems with your relationship because they'll decide you're not worth it and leave you," he posts without a shred of self awareness.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 23:29 |
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Idk I was responding to a 'fesser whose girlfriend has obviously lost interest in him and giving him advice on how to avoid that fact ballooning into a breakup. In his stead it's probably not how I'd handle it myself, since I'm not about to waste time on someone who offers me nothing and doesn't make my life better or more interesting, but since he didn't bring up calling it quits and severing I assumed he didn't want that. Like, let's say he did talk to her about it. How would that ever work out in his favor? Either she admits she's lost interest in him, or she pulls some bullshit and stalls. As it is, the ball's in his court and he can choose to either keep their boring relationship going or cut loose. Talking to her like you guys are suggesting just passes it on to her and gives her the last word.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:39 |
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food court bailiff posted:KomodoWagon is awesome because it's really obvious that all their tremendously stupid opinions are the result of decades of being so insufferable that everyone openly hates them. Every time he posts it's like a brutal self-own and he doesn't even get it. KomodoWagon posted:Idk I was responding to a 'fesser whose girlfriend has obviously lost interest in him and giving him advice on how to avoid that fact ballooning into a breakup. In his stead it's probably not how I'd handle it myself, since I'm not about to waste time on someone who offers me nothing and doesn't make my life better or more interesting, but since he didn't bring up calling it quits and severing I assumed he didn't want that.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:08 |
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H.H posted:I apologize in advance if the confessions won't be updated as regularly as you've come to expect since in the next few days loquacius is away and I have a throat infection. What kind of wealthy neighborhood has everyone parking their cars in the driveway like common middle class trash?
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:12 |
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H.H posted:
Fire's going out, buddy. Welcome to long-term relationships. Start kindling that poo poo stat, or you'll wake up one day and realize you haven't had a decent gently caress in a decade. That sort of thing isn't important to everyone, but it seems like it is to you. No judgement here--everyone wants something different out of a relationship. It doesn't take much. Pay attention to your partner, do little things like leaving notes for her to find, and for gently caress's sake talk to her. Tell her how great she is and how much you missed her while you were away at work. Do not do any sappy chick-flick nonsense like spending $500 winning her a teddy bear at the carnival or buying her a meteorite or some such poo poo. Kindling, friend. Buying her a one-of-a-kind unobtainium alloy necklace is throwing a pile of logs on the few remaining embers. Not gonna work, but will likely solve your problem for you by rendering you single again, free to plunder all the poonanner you want. I don't know the details of your situation, but if that is an outcome you want (especially considering you began with "she's cheating on me"), there are certainly cheaper ways to go about it. Also you mentioned her sleeping a lot, and more than one goon has suggested it may be due to depression. Just sayin'. Semi-related: If you click on the "Profile" button at the bottom of an obnoxious shitheel's post, it takes you to their profile page, where you are free to click "Add user to your Ignore List." This hides future posts from him or her.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:14 |
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It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:49 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Idk I was responding to a 'fesser whose girlfriend has obviously lost interest in him and giving him advice on how to avoid that fact ballooning into a breakup. In his stead it's probably not how I'd handle it myself, since I'm not about to waste time on someone who offers me nothing and doesn't make my life better or more interesting, but since he didn't bring up calling it quits and severing I assumed he didn't want that. God drat dude, see a shrink.
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