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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NBA All-Star Weekend GDT: Every Event, like the Earth, is a flat circle
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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Rigged


This ish is rigged.

Someone get Ayesha on the case

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Good job Glenn

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



 Clutch

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 lmao Shaq doing his Gladiator monologue was the best part of this whole event

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Steal his dunk

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 Frank Kaminsky is dressed like Arnold when he's undercover at the beginning of Kindergarten Cop

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
That was impressive. Beat a guy with his own dunk.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 Great job by Former Timberwolf Glenn Robinson III

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
now that was nice

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

DC Murderverse posted:

that is the saddest 50 I've ever seen

"finally not a miss"

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
redeemed kinda

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Glenn Robinson III literally the only person done their job tonight.

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

straight up brolic posted:

lmao Shaq doing his Gladiator monologue was the best part of this whole event
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Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
gently caress this poo poo get Jokic and Porzingis out there and have a dunk off

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Brown Paper Bag posted:

GRIII saving the contest at the death

GR3's effort is a solid runner up in any decent year

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I regret watching that

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 https://twitter.com/JaValeMcGee34/status/833154317297270785

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 The true avatar of this dunk contest is that the winning dunk was a ripoff of a previously missed dunk.

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Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
Lifetime achievement award speech for Big Dog Jr

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

 I been an underdog all my life...*is the son of a NBA player*

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 GRIII just cut a promo

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Constellation I
Apr 3, 2005
I'm a sucker, a little fucker.
Nice dunk remake, I guess. That was a lame-rear end contest.

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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 No one who has a III at the end of their name is an underdog

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Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
Poor guy's been an underdog his whole life. I mean the only way to get more underdog status is to have your dad be the second overall pick.

Edit: I can't type and it fucks up my jokes.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 no bigger underdog than the son of an NBA all-star with literally the same name

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 My cousin went to school with GR3s dad. I'm feeling old right now.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 Now that the contest is broken again they should just have it be the dunk on guy fieri contest

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
At least there wont be an argument over the right person winning

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 Let's be honest, it had no chance when we have The Dunk King.

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Athanatos posted:

At least there wont be an argument over the right person winning

Intel is probably going to demand some of their money back

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

STAC Goat posted:

The true avatar of this dunk contest is that the winning dunk was a ripoff of a previously missed dunk.

The true what?

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Bashez posted:

Poor guy's been an underdog his whole life. I mean the only way to get more underdog status is to have your dead be the second overall pick.

the Celtics are underdogs? or you mean the Bias family?

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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

straight up brolic posted:

Now that the contest is broken again they should just have it be the dunk on guy fieri contest

Actually they should have guy fieri do the dunks, all the stupid dunk over people dunks, except the props will be everyone in the dunk contest

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Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
Well that was lame.

Can we get a Coaches Skills Challenge next year? Kidd, SVG, and Hornacek could probably do it.

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Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne
i thought there was a nonzero chance someone would trot out a trump lookalike and posterize him in the name of democracy and equality

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Bashez posted:

Poor guy's been an underdog his whole life. I mean the only way to get more underdog status is to have your dad be the second overall pick.

Edit: I can't type and it fucks up my jokes.

haha nooo it makes them way more interesting

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Constellation I
Apr 3, 2005
I'm a sucker, a little fucker.
This year's All Star weekend had no chance of being good with DJ Khaled being involved.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 Dunk contest and 3pt contest sucked but I'm a Knicks fan so KP won a trophy and I think I saw Oak sitting peacefully in the crowd, so it basically was the best night of the season. Reggie was right.

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.
 https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/833154721938550785

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Glen Robinson III is an underdog in the NBA sense. Although you guys are right not in the life sense.

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