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Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

TheChirurgeon posted:

Been having issues with my site host, so this took longer than I expected, but it's done.

he looks like he's trying to take the browns to the super bowl

# ? Feb 18, 2017 02:56

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# ? May 16, 2024 13:45

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Febreeze posted:

he looks like he's trying to take the browns to the super bowl

yeah but it's futile. TOUGH poo poo, CARTOON BROWNS

# ? Feb 18, 2017 03:01

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze posted:

he looks like he's trying to take the browns to the super bowl

lol

# ? Feb 18, 2017 03:10

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

TheChirurgeon posted:

Been having issues with my site host, so this took longer than I expected, but it's done.

That owns, THANKS!

Edit: Do you mind if I tweet this at him?

Flikken fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Feb 18, 2017

# ? Feb 18, 2017 15:00

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Flikken posted:

That owns, THANKS!

Edit: Do you mind if I tweet this at him?

sure, go nuts

# ? Feb 18, 2017 15:12

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

TheChirurgeon posted:

yeah but it's futile. TOUGH poo poo, CARTOON BROWNS

whoosh?

# ? Feb 18, 2017 16:25

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Chilichimp posted:

whoosh?

probably. Is this related to when he got all salty about Mack playing in the Super Bowl?

# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:35

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

TheChirurgeon posted:

probably. Is this related to when he got all salty about Mack playing in the Super Bowl?

He's saying it looks like he's dropping a deuce.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:43

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Chilichimp posted:

He's saying it looks like he's dropping a deuce.

ooooooooooooh now I get it

thanks

e: although now I see I should have played that off as "no man I meant "TOUGH poo poo" as part of the joke"

gently caress

# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:51

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

TheChirurgeon posted:

ooooooooooooh now I get it

thanks

e: although now I see I should have played that off as "no man I meant "TOUGH poo poo" as part of the joke"

gently caress

edit:

Now make me a Julio Jones Jet transformer av!

edit2:

please :ohdear:

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Feb 19, 2017

# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:53

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TheChirurgeon posted:

ooooooooooooh now I get it

thanks

e: although now I see I should have played that off as "no man I meant "TOUGH poo poo" as part of the joke"

gently caress

I actually thought that's what you were going for at first before I realized you probably got whooshed.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:03

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chilichimp posted:

edit:

Now make me a Julio Jones Jet transformer av!

edit2:

please

Only if he transforms into a choking bird as his alt.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:21

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

Only if he transforms into a choking bird as his alt.

How dare you, Julio didn't choke.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:17

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

TheChirurgeon posted:

probably. Is this related to when he got all salty about Mack playing in the Super Bowl?

He wasn't salty about Mack, he just really really hates Goodell.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 10:28

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Chilichimp posted:

How dare you, Julio didn't choke.

One of the great tragedies of the Falcons' loss is that we're going to forget about Julio's ridiculous catch

# ? Feb 19, 2017 14:45

Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

If you're still drawing avatars, I'd still really like one of Clowney. Maybe him making a balloon animal in the shape of Tom Brady :3:

# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:42

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Draw me an avatar of every nfl player all hanging out at my birthday.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 21:40

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Cavauro posted:

Draw me an avatar of every nfl player all hanging out at my birthday.

With one of them saying "Cavauro?"

# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:04

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

No, they do not speak. only listen

# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:27

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

TheChirurgeon posted:

One of the great tragedies of the Falcons' loss is that we're going to forget about Julio's ridiculous catch

Those are never fully forgotten, I still remember Kearse on the Seahawks making a miracle catch shortly before the goal-line fuckup.

edit: lol I looked it up before posting this, because I wrote Baldwin down. So yeah maybe we forget.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:12

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

TOMSULA IS BACK BABY

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jim-tomsula-gets-the-redskins-job/

# ? Feb 21, 2017 20:55

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

TOMSULA IS BACK BABY

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jim-tomsula-gets-the-redskins-job/

Haha, the fuckin' Dan Spray

# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Febreeze posted:

TOMSULA IS BACK BABY

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jim-tomsula-gets-the-redskins-job/

Magnificent.

And I didn't even notice the fart effects the first time I looked at it.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:18

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

It's a shame Febreeze doesn't follow college football, because Ed Orgeron would be a fountain of material.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:21

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

TOMSULA IS BACK BABY

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jim-tomsula-gets-the-redskins-job/

God drat that's good. Now we just need nrr to record it.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:04

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Chichevache posted:

Now we just need nrr to record it.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:18

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Chichevache posted:

God drat that's good. Now we just need nrr to record it.

Dude I'm not even a lurker and I know about that.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:22

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Chichevache posted:

God drat that's good. Now we just need nrr to record it.

Are you a ghost?

# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:34

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

God drat that's good. Now we just need nrr to record it.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 03:49

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

I just got a job in my field after 10 months of poo poo spec and freelance work like 20 minutes ago

Buzz. Killed.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:01

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Pretty weak joke

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:09

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

God drat that's good. Now we just need nrr to record it.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:20

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Pretty weak joke

I'll only believe that if wheez calls me out.

Edit

Vvvv
Same :smith:

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Feb 22, 2017

# ? Feb 22, 2017 05:10

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

i miss nrr

# ? Feb 22, 2017 05:13

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

v2vian man posted:

i miss nrr

# ? Feb 22, 2017 05:14

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Feb 22, 2017 11:40

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Previous round:

Are you still offering these?

I could use one. I've had this crap anime one that someone bought me randomly since like last May and could finally use a good one. :shobon:

I'm picturing something to do with how Edelman is obsessed with Brady and seems to basically desire his constant affection. But cute. That might be too complicated to make into a silly drawing though.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 09:19

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Are you still offering these?

I could use one. I've had this crap anime one that someone bought me randomly since like last May and could finally use a good one.

I'm picturing something to do with how Edelman is obsessed with Brady and seems to basically desire his constant affection. But cute. That might be too complicated to make into a silly drawing though.

Wearing Brady's SB jersey

# ? Feb 27, 2017 01:25