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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



:perfect:

Every time I think this thread can't top itself, somebody goes the extra mile.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Just the best :allears:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Rocket sticks the knife in deeper.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Batman's Shameful Secret > Newspaper Spider-Man: Delusions of adequacy.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



Yeah okay that's pretty good.


"I have the strength of maybe two racoons, and you don't even have any guns. We are straight hosed."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I can only hope that the day is saved by MJ running over Ronan.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

gently caress.


gently caress.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010




this is good but


this is better

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Saw this story today and thought of this thread.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.9c195065f632

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

"Delusions of Adequacy" is the most perfect summary of Newspaper Spider-Man imaginable.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Synthbuttrange posted:

I can only hope that the day is saved by MJ running over Ronan.
Reminds me of the Empowered story where Emp realises that a two-ton SUV doing 60 will gently caress up any villain it hits as effectively as a superpowered punch, then goes and proves it.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters


:five:
This thread always delivers

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Haifisch posted:

Batman's Shameful Secret > Newspaper Spider-Man: Delusions of adequacy.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

:thurman:

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

If the sentry obliteratesAlbuquerque, who would notice? There's about three office buildings and a hotel downtown and the rest is a single-story spwarl that's as brown and flat as the ground it covers.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.
Ronan the Accuser: smart enough to know that Albequerque exists, dumb enough to trash Sarge's Roadside Diner looking for a 20-foot tall robot

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Bruceski posted:

If the sentry obliteratesAlbuquerque, who would notice? There's about three office buildings and a hotel downtown and the rest is a single-story spwarl that's as brown and flat as the ground it covers.

The sentry runs up against stiff resistance from a local drug dealer.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Bruceski posted:

If the sentry obliteratesAlbuquerque, who would notice? There's about three office buildings and a hotel downtown and the rest is a single-story spwarl that's as brown and flat as the ground it covers.

bugs bunny, who is still very popular and culturally relevant in the 60s where newspaper spider-man takes place

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
If Walt and/or Jesse make a background appearance it will cement this as the best thing with spiderman ever.


(gently caress I'll settle for the sentry attacking a Los pollos hermanos)

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Perspective is on vacation today.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
The Sentry tragically failed his mission when he crashed face first into the edge of the final panel of the strip today.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Too bad we have to await another week to see what color the Sunday Sentry will be.

Sunday Sentry sounds like a Christian superhero in a kids story.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The MSJ posted:

Too bad we have to await another week to see what color the Sunday Sentry will be.

Sunday Sentry sounds like a Christian superhero in a kids story.

uh but the sentry is right there?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:

uh but the sentry is right there?

It's in the distance, so the artist did not bother giving it a proper color scheme yet.

Unless it actually is shiny silver.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
WHAT PRICE VICTORY?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
A number of those panels have really cool composition. Mobile sun spotlight notwithstanding.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Manatee Cannon posted:

bugs bunny, who is still very popular and culturally relevant in the 60s where newspaper spider-man takes place

The city being destroyed is why he didn't take a left turn there.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister



Rocket, now is not the time for Selfies!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
with a face like that, it is always time for selfies

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
My brain won't let me parse panel 4's Spider-man as anything other than having a middle ages style halo

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

ghosthorse posted:

My brain won't let me parse panel 4's Spider-man as anything other than having a middle ages style halo

The Passion of the Spider-Man

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Oh God. MJ's actually going to be the one to stop the sentry isn't she?

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

SilverSupernova posted:

Oh God. MJ's actually going to be the one to stop the sentry isn't she?

Well yeah, no one else is stepping up to the task.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

They're doing pretty well. Look, they've already broken Ronan's hand.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Look at me, I'm Big Gay Ronan!

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


That's probably the Kree equivalent of holding the gun sideways when you shoot it

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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Bruceski posted:

If the sentry obliteratesAlbuquerque, who would notice? There's about three office buildings and a hotel downtown and the rest is a single-story spwarl that's as brown and flat as the ground it covers.

Isnt Doobies located in that area?

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