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Sex isn't that important in a relationship until you're not getting any. Then it's really important.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Fire's going out, buddy. there's a lot of good advice in here, except you absolutely should buy her a bitchin' geode or something
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:11 |
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Clockwerk posted:there's a lot of good advice in here, except you absolutely should buy her a bitchin' geode or something But that would be giving her the agency to decline the gift. Just ride it out duder. Keep all your thoughts and concerns to yourself and drag that dead relationship out for another couple years.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:33 |
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Communication? Compromise? Heh, sounds like beta-talk to me I like my relationships dead and sexless just like me
Danaru fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Feb 19, 2017 |
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90% of the confessions in this thread can be solved by talking to someone about their problems.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:50 |
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Maybe they could try separate beds? The problem is her taking most of the bed right?
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:14 |
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quote:On one of my previous jobs I once stayed the last person in the office. It was night and I felt powerful and horny for some reason so I went to the marketing room and jacked off. Four women worked there over day. I wasn't particularly into any of them and I don't normally get turned on by exhibitionist/risky stuff so I don't know what was that all about. quote:My younger brother and his friend caught me masturbating to cakefarts. I was going through a horny phase of my mid teens and had found the website very recently. Nor am I a lesbian or in any way into fart-play which made the episode the most mortifying experience of my life.
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RatHat posted:90% of the confessions in this thread can be solved by talking to someone about their problems. TBH, I think you can expand that to just problems in general, really.
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fruit on the bottom posted:TBH, I think you can expand that to just problems in general, really. How old are you? Serious question
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 12:28 |
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cakefarts lady has a rockin' rear end when she isn't blowing farts out of it
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 14:43 |
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quote:My best friend is really creepy around women and it's starting to negatively affect me as well. I am thinking about cutting him out of my life but feel really awful about it. quote:There's an internet meme about "penis inspection day" where people jokingly say they had their penises inspected at school, then people who don't know about the joke are shocked.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 14:53 |
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H.H posted:I still feel awful about losing my oldest and best friend. Don't.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 14:58 |
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my school nurse was hot iirc i'd have been all for that
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 15:03 |
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they both sound fake af imo
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 15:09 |
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KomodoWagon posted:How old are you? Serious question Too old to sleep in their parents guest room during the holidays, aka 16+
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 15:30 |
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RatHat posted:90% of the confessions in this thread can be solved by talking to someone about their problems. sounds like a lovely anime
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 15:59 |
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Police Automaton posted:they both sound fake af imo We know. We all know that 90% of these are fake. You really don't need to prove how smart you are by calling it out for every confession.
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:We know. We all know that 90% of these are fake. You really don't need to prove how smart you are by calling it out for every confession. A million times this. We don't need a Kitchner for this thread as well.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 16:56 |
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KomodoWagon posted:How old are you? Serious question Motherfucker posted:God drat dude, see a shrink.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:05 |
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Just so you know KW, communication really does solve most of life's problems, unless you're an odious font of unrelenting stupidity. You should work on that second part.
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KomodoWagon isn't wrong in saying that sometimes talking about an issue makes the situation worse. He is in this instance, obviously, but sometimes it holds true that just not mentioning a problem will make it go away.
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food court bailiff posted:Just so you know KW, communication really does solve most of life's problems, unless you're an odious font of unrelenting stupidity. You should work on that second part. I don't smell that bad
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Creepy friend guy: your friendship is on borrowed time already. Sorry to be the one to break this to you. You are going the "normal" route while your friend is just going to go further into this vortex of garbage thinking until he is completely insufferable. Make some friends with normal people who aren't sabotaging themselves and get some distance from this guy. And obviously don't ever go with him anywhere where there are women.
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The Management posted:Creepy friend guy: your friendship is on borrowed time already. Sorry to be the one to break this to you. You are going the "normal" route while your friend is just going to go further into this vortex of garbage thinking until he is completely insufferable. Nah, I think he owes it to his friend to try to talk to him about this first. Sounds like it's been brought up before, but I think something like "dude, I can't even be around you like this anymore, you suck now and I miss when you weren't so hateful." If they're as close as he says they are, there's a chance this guy may listen to reason, or at the very least anon's words may stick with him and resonate with him in the future when he's ready to unfuck his brain. But yes, I think it's worth trying. What does he have to lose at this point? If he's unwilling to come around, well, at least anon tried and he can move on with peace of mind.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:47 |
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your best friend is severely closeted and this is his way of hinting he wants to gently caress you hence the mmf stuff
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:49 |
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KomodoWagon posted:How old are you? Serious question Ok, I'll bite. 26.
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Solice Kirsk posted:KomodoWagon isn't wrong in saying that sometimes talking about an issue makes the situation worse. He is in this instance, obviously, but sometimes it holds true that just not mentioning a problem will make it go away.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:27 |
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My friend got real into that seduction/redpill nonsense for awhile, and while yes, he did pull in a ton of women by treating them like total dogshit, he also alienated all of his friends by treating them the same way. We eventually got him to stop, intervention style by telling him to not be a major fuckface to everyone, and you can even treat women like normal people and they will still even sleep with you. Also hes really good looking so he never needed to do that stupid poo poo in the first place.
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H.H posted:A girl talked to me at the bookstore and I just mid-sentence walked out the front door and drove home, then cried in the bathtub for a while. as a professional internet doctor, I diagnose you with the chronic prognosis of "being a goon". I'm so sorry Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Feb 19, 2017 |
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Uromysitisis was the excuse in the Seinfeld 'lost in the parking garage' episode. Immersion ruined or school nurse with great referencing?
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DRINK ME posted:Uromysitisis was the excuse in the Seinfeld 'lost in the parking garage' episode. Immersion ruined or school nurse with great referencing? I would hope they aren't a nurse because they really butchered the spelling of it.
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quote:I live a pretty normal life. I'm a straight white man, age 33. I work from home doing medical transcriptions and make pretty good money. quote:I leave my computer at work turned on when I leave at the end of the day.
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boobman I also agree that it's not a big deal you've formed your body into an extreme shape specifically for your own sexual gratification and because of this you have no real interpersonal interaction.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 07:46 |
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titgoon could make a lot of money on webcam, just sayin..
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 07:57 |
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titgoon, how is seeing 3 people in person each year "a pretty normal life"? Also I hope you have a plan B because your transcription job will be automated soon. poltergeistgoon, somebody has remote access to your computer and is putting files on it over network
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I'm curious how boobgoon got someone to sign off on implants on a 'normal' Cis guy.
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Brinty posted:I'm curious how boobgoon got someone to sign off on implants on a 'normal' Cis guy. My guess is either mexico/thailand or wherever has more lax rules and regulations. Or he never did.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 12:30 |
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I like the computer one, especially the line about if it was 1985, they would understand, but things are too complex today. It has something kind of chilling in its tone, which is what makes these things interesting.
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quote:I live in filth and the stink of decay. In my professional life i am doing ok and i am always smartly dressed while on the clock. But at home its all a big mess. I clean my floors once a year. I cant remember washing my shower or my toilet last year, so probably that never happened. I let trash build up for months before tossing everything out. There is always a fly or two buzzing about in my apartment because there is so much for them to lay their eggs in. I no longer use my frigde because last summer when i went on vacation the power went off and the food simply rotted away in my absence. On that occasion the stink of sewage forced me to clean out the frigde and toroughy scrub with. But it was too late to save the frigde. Even now it smells strongly of sewage when i open the door. I havent been able to muster the energy to get rid of it. I have stopped cooking. Now i subsist mostly on frozen pizza ( i buy one after work every day),soda and candy. I actually really enjoy all kinds of food. But whenever i get home i never have the energy to cook. Since washing up sucks i just use paper plates ( forgetting to ever throw the used ones away). Monkey hate guy posted:Hi thread,
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