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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

TomViolence posted:

I genuinely don't even know why American foreign policy ghouls have it in for Iran. Perhaps they don't know either and it's just some grudge they inherited from the Bush years. I mean, I know they pretty much lust for brown death, but the special hard-on of hate they have for Iran is just kind of perverse even by their standards.

Iran kicked out their puppet during the cold war and they never got over it. It's similar to how they're so fuckin' bitter about Cuba.

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Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Tesseraction posted:

Iran kicked out their puppet during the cold war and they never got over it. It's similar to how they're so fuckin' bitter about Cuba.

I'm always surprised by how close Cuba is to Florida when I see it on a map. Sitting there, taunting them.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Tesseraction posted:

Iran kicked out their puppet during the cold war and they never got over it. It's similar to how they're so fuckin' bitter about Cuba.

I like how instead of any kind of Machiavellian realism or realpolitik or whatever, American foreign policy is driven almost entirely by spite.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pochoclo posted:

Most of Europe is white as gently caress though so it kind of begs the question, are the racist brexiteers going to be happy once they realise that most of the immigrants they didn't want actually come from outside the EU?

Oh, I wasn't even thinking about the skin colour funnily enough, I was more just thinking about how Brexit is going to be very English centred.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Don't Iran have one of the best airforces in the world?

Edit: a bit of googling says not really. I think I was actually thinking of the Indian airforce

Hoops fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Feb 19, 2017

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Regarde Aduck posted:

Anyone who wants a war with Iran is either ignorant or actively blood thirsty.

I'm really reassured then.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Pochoclo posted:

Most of Europe is white as gently caress though so it kind of begs the question, are the racist brexiteers going to be happy once they realise that most of the immigrants they didn't want actually come from outside the EU?

That's why the Tory's have specifically tied cutting student visas to reduce non-EU migration into their Brexit immigration control plans

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
A very good post on why you never, ever want to invade Iran.

Basically, think Afghanistan, except that every other fighter in the inevitable insurgency is going to have a MANPADS rather than their grandad's ancient RPG.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

jBrereton posted:

Pesto basically single handedly destroyed Northern Rock lol

I didn't get the reference immediately and I was sitting here like, "heh investing all their money in toxic italian pesto debt"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Darth Walrus posted:

A very good post on why you never, ever want to invade Iran.

Basically, think Afghanistan, except that every other fighter in the inevitable insurgency is going to have a MANPADS rather than their grandad's ancient RPG.

Ah there's the post, cheers. I should really bookmark it.

Long story short: invading Iran would be self-genocide.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Darth Walrus posted:

A very good post on why you never, ever want to invade Iran.

Basically, think Afghanistan, except that every other fighter in the inevitable insurgency is going to have a MANPADS rather than their grandad's ancient RPG.

All you have to do is capture their Hearts and Minds innit.

Like by bombing weddings.

Then putting posters of corpses as 'psyops' to discourage people from opposing you.

It worked fabulously well in Afghanistan after all. Insurgency, what insurgency? It's only been 16 years.

Actually it did probably work and after the first couple months they likely figured out a way of doing that to not make people into martyrs. Still the name is funny in a grim sort of way, particularly because the mind part mostly consists of bribing people to do what you want.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Dabir posted:

[citation needed]

Anyone saying he single handedly brought down Northern Rock is talking out of their arsehole, but he certainly brought about the run on the bank, along with the person from the BoE who leaked the information to him that he reported.

Tesseraction posted:

Long story short: invading Iran would be self-genocide.

So we should probably do it then?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

Long story short: invading Iran would be self-genocide.

Who's to say Trump actually cares about invading/holding Iran? If all you want is to destroy their presence on the world stage you could just drop cruise missiles on anything resembling a government until it turns into another failed state in an endless multiple-way civil war.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

jabby posted:

Who's to say Trump actually cares about invading/holding Iran? If all you want is to destroy their presence on the world stage you could just drop cruise missiles on anything resembling a government until it turns into another failed state in an endless multiple-way civil war.

it'd be far better for the world if we did this to the US, with nukes

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

TomViolence posted:

I genuinely don't even know why American foreign policy ghouls have it in for Iran.
Because the Israelis and Saudis don't like them, hope that helps.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It does have a lot to do with kicking out the Shah and also embarrassing the CIA by taking hostages in the embassy crisis.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

JFairfax posted:

It does have a lot to do with kicking out the Shah and also embarrassing the CIA by taking hostages in the embassy crisis.
I think they'd have gotten over that if it was just that.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know, I think they still have a grudge against Haiti for the slave rebellion

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Nah that's just ~neo-colonialism~ in action.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

jabby posted:

Who's to say Trump actually cares about invading/holding Iran? If all you want is to destroy their presence on the world stage you could just drop cruise missiles on anything resembling a government until it turns into another failed state in an endless multiple-way civil war.

And like I said Russia might have something to say about that. Russia would probably laugh off a ground invasion because they know how hosed the invading force would be, but Trump kicking the nuclear football for the first time over 70 years might be a greater justification for retaliatory strikes. It should be noted that one of the people touted for Flynn's vacancy is very obsessed with a) invading Iran and b) kicking all other seats of the UN Security Council so it's just America with a veto.

Trump hates Iran because he's been spending too long shittalking Obama's nuclear deal, the shitheads he's surrounded himself with are the ones with the true boners for invading it.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Darth Walrus posted:

A very good post on why you never, ever want to invade Iran.

Basically, think Afghanistan, except that every other fighter in the inevitable insurgency is going to have a MANPADS rather than their grandad's ancient RPG.

Volkerball posted:

Trump is not in government and is never going to be so I don't even know where you're going with this. His thoughts are irrelevant. And it's been made pretty clear that he's a unique character who's views aren't representative of much when it comes to the gop. Especially given how contradictory all his statements are. We're not going to war with Iran.


lmao

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


This article about Middle England which was linked on wikipedia frontpage is pretty annoying:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_England

Hurr durr "the moral majority" with "strong work ethic and a highly developed sense of conscientiousness. " and "mainstream English and to a lesser extent British people, as opposed to minorities of all types (the rich or the poor, ethnic minorities, gays and lesbians, the politically active, the intelligentsia, etc.)".

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Feb 19, 2017

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Iran looks like a really nice place to visit.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Fangz posted:

LMAO after arguing all that about correct ways of dealing with polling data you apply this sort of analysis? This is hilarious.

You're a walking dunning-kruger, you know that right?

:ironicat:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

big scary monsters posted:

Iran looks like a really nice place to visit.

It really does.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

big scary monsters posted:

Iran looks like a really nice place to visit.

There's a reason that part of the world is called the Fertile Crescent - lots of nice green bits.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Yeah, reading A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush made me extra sad about what a bad state Afghanistan is in. The area described, Nuristan, was at the time considered one of the most beautiful places in the world but I believe it's currently about the most dangerous and deprived part of the country.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
A friend of mine visited Iran with his Iranian fiancé and it indeed looked amazing on their pictures. Coincidentally her cousin who lives in the US doesn't dare to visit family in Iran anymore for fear of not being allowed back in because Trump is a human sack of poo poo

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

big scary monsters posted:

Iran looks like a really nice place to visit.

Maybe not if you ever want to get let into the US again though.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Blasmeister posted:

Maybe not if you ever want to get let into the US again though.

But why would you want that?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Blasmeister posted:

Maybe not if you ever want to get let into the US again though.

I decided about 15 years ago that I never needed to visit the US again and I can't say that anything since then has made me want to change my mind.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

JFairfax posted:

I don't know, I think they still have a grudge against Haiti for the slave rebellion

Haiti was French.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Didn't stop most of the Western world ganging up to gently caress them over for daring to have a slave rebellion.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Apparently Corbyn has arranged for a 10,000 sample poll to find out if he should gently caress off or not - anybody got more info on this?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

The Guardian posted:

“The whole thing is absolutely top secret - no-one is supposed to know about it,” a Labour insider said.

“Even the people who signed off the contract aren’t allowed to see the questions, let alone the results. They are terrified of leaks.”

Sounds like a riveting story in the making.

Corbyn isn't an idiot, he knows he can't leave until the rules get changed to allow a left-wing candidate. That's the bottom line.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

TomViolence posted:

I genuinely don't even know why American foreign policy ghouls have it in for Iran. Perhaps they don't know either and it's just some grudge they inherited from the Bush years. I mean, I know they pretty much lust for brown death, but the special hard-on of hate they have for Iran is just kind of perverse even by their standards.

Embassy hostages probably.

Plus we are friends with the Saudis.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

jabby posted:

Sounds like a riveting story in the making.

Corbyn isn't an idiot, he knows he can't leave until the rules get changed to allow a left-wing candidate. That's the bottom line.

...you mean another candidate who cannot command the support of many labour MPs, right?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

feedmegin posted:

Haiti was French.

I know, but the USA still didn't like the rebellion, tried to stop it and has acted p. badly to Haiti ever since.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

jabby posted:

Sounds like a riveting story in the making.

Corbyn isn't an idiot, he knows he can't leave until the rules get changed to allow a left-wing candidate. That's the bottom line.

What needs to happen is for the out of touch / hey lets protest vote to feel good types who created corbynismo to begin with can't be allowed to continue to get their way.

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Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
What needs to happen is full socialism now. Some kind of epidemic disease that affects people and makes them care about others?

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