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Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Rigged Death Trap posted:

Gonna see liquid nitrogen flushes on 3 second electric funny cars.

I'm not seeing the downside here...

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Cop Porn Popper posted:

I'm not seeing the downside here...

Other than everyone in the stands dying by asphyxiation yeah there isnt one.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

cakesmith handyman posted:

Petrol technology is ramping up in complexity with hybrids, diesel with EGR, DEF and I'm sure many more acronyms. Meanwhile electrics need diff fluid changing after 150k miles. I'd love to be able to afford something like a Tesla 3 just to avoid future maintenance bullshit *waits for firmware update before driving to work*

Ah, yes, enjoy both motors dying with absolutely zero warning. Oh, and the build quality is dogshit for a $100k++ car.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

BlackMK4 posted:

Ah, yes, enjoy both motors dying with absolutely zero warning. Oh, and the build quality is dogshit for a $100k++ car.

But a Tesla model 3 is a $35k car? :confused:

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Ah, yes, if the build quality on the Model S sucks then I can't wait to see a $35k car from the same company.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
I'm ambivalent to the Tesla brand, got to sit in a S for like 30 seconds, but my boss has a 3 on the way, so I guess I'll be able to comment on the quality here in a few months, at least compared to his current A4.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
My parents have a P85D that they've put ~25k miles on in the past two years. It's needed both motors replaced twice, a few suspension components replaced, the hood has never lined up properly, there are exposed philips head screws under the mirror that are shown when they pivot while the car is off, etc.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I've started playing "spot the panel gap/trim misalignment" when next to a Tesla at the light and I've never lost. They may have the tech but their build quality is absolutely attrocious.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

I know they're mediocre build quality, there's little danger of me buying one when I'm generally buying £1-3k cars but it would be nice if the leaf didn't look crap or the tesla didn't fall apart. Less planned maintenance was the point though.

Bogatyr
Jul 20, 2009
My boss has a Model S, an older one. I don't have a list of the issues but I think I have seen loaners almost as much as I have seen his car... Somehow he still loves the car.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Other than everyone in the stands dying by asphyxiation yeah there isnt one.

Air is 70% nitrogen. If the people in the stands aren't dying from asphyxiation or CO poisoning when a regular funny car goes down the strip, they aren't going to die from a liquid-nitrogen-cooled electric one either.

The driver would probably want to wear an oxygen mask though.

InitialDave posted:

They still have cooling systems, too.

Yeah, I suppose "no fluids at all" is a little facetious since you'll still have to replace brake fluid on a normal schedule and there may be coolant or gearbox oil to change eventually. But all three of those last orders of magnitude longer than liquid fuel, engine oil or DEF.

Like, I looked up the maintenance schedule for a Zero electric motorcycle once. Aside from tires and brake fluid/pads, the first maintenance item is the motor output shaft bearing (a $15 part) at 50,000 miles. Hell yeah.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

cakesmith handyman posted:

Good point, what's the schedule on your Renault?
I don't actually know. It's not my problem, so I've not looked at that stuff.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


iospace posted:

So, you know those Mustangs that get modded to look like cars out of the 30s?

I found out who does that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmer_(automobile)

A regular at my work is going to buy one :stonk:

There are actually a couple. and i've posted a bunch. zimmer builds them out of mustangs and town cars. mitsuoka out of miatas and 240s. there were companies in the 80s and 90s that built them out of mustangs, cougars, 300zs, all kinds of fun stuff.

It's always fun trying to figure out what kind of car it was from the doors.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Sagebrush posted:

Air is 70% nitrogen. If the people in the stands aren't dying from asphyxiation or CO poisoning when a regular funny car goes down the strip, they aren't going to die from a liquid-nitrogen-cooled electric one either.

The driver would probably want to wear an oxygen mask though.

I was thinking more of the dramatic massive plumes of freezing cold condensing vapour and rapidly expanding nitrogen (note for self: can it be used for more downforce) erupting in massive clouds behind the car.
Besides i dont tend to think on the raw physics of most things

Vitamin J
Aug 16, 2006

God, just tell me to shut up already. I have a clear anti-domestic bias and a lack of facts.
I found all the Volkswagens. Kinda surprised half of these aren't on jackstands and have half their engine bay raided for parts.





BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Where is that?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

BlackMK4 posted:

Where is that?

This is how felony investigations start.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Oh man, imagine how satisfying it would be to be let loose with a monster truck in there.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
"First ever r18 unequal length header!! What do you guys think?? 2 days work! And sounds amazing!!!"





autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
You laugh now but in the grim future where all we have are straight lengths of pipe and pipe-bending technology is forgotten there will only be one man to call upon for help

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
I'm not going to lie, kind of curious to hear it.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Vitamin J posted:

I found all the Volkswagens. Kinda surprised half of these aren't on jackstands and have half their engine bay raided for parts.







They have a bunch stashed in Brainerd, Minnesota too. I haven't seen it, but a buddy said a new car hauler shows up full of cars at least 2-3 times per day.

Vitamin J
Aug 16, 2006

God, just tell me to shut up already. I have a clear anti-domestic bias and a lack of facts.

BlackMK4 posted:

Where is that?
Pike's Peak International Raceway. There are cars parked inside the oval too and in the parking lots behind...VWs everywhere.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
You know what? I'm okay with straightpipe-only-header. The welds look airtight, and dude made use of the tools he had, not the tools he wanted.

I mean, don't pretend it's something it's not, but as it is, :kimchi:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Saw a guy posting similar finds on Facebook. They're stashing these things all over the place. Are they gonna scrap them? Resell them?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Rhyno posted:

Saw a guy posting similar finds on Facebook. They're stashing these things all over the place. Are they gonna scrap them? Resell them?

VW's new plan to profitability is to trade these TDIs in on base model Imprezas that their dealer network can sell as used cars.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Rhyno posted:

Saw a guy posting similar finds on Facebook. They're stashing these things all over the place. Are they gonna scrap them? Resell them?

I remember reading somewhere they don't actually meet emissions laws in any country that has them. So I dunno, maybe they'll figure out what's worth more, scrapping them or selling them in sub-Saharan Africa or Indonesia.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


They're going to put lawn mowing decks on them and sell them as tractors. emissions there are based on horsepower and most tractors have like 15, so a 138hp one can soot soot soot all day.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
They can't even dump them on Europe cause we got a different Passat over here.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


iospace posted:

So, you know those Mustangs that get modded to look like cars out of the 30s?

I found out who does that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmer_(automobile)

A regular at my work is going to buy one :stonk:

Wow a bunch of those are terrible!

Although I kinda dig this one:



EDIT: In this case it really is a Fiero. Not sure how I feel about that.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Feb 20, 2017

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
This drove past me the other day - I think this is the right thread for it. (Had I seen it off-road, I'd have put it in the other thread.)



Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Teach posted:

This drove past me the other day - I think this is the right thread for it. (Had I seen it off-road, I'd have put it in the other thread.)



Hahah - I guess the spare didn't fit on the back.

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
Angry headlight mods are always terrible car stuff. They're in the same category as headlight eyelashes.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Zeppelin Insanity posted:

Angry headlight mods are always terrible car stuff.

Except when they're duct tape on a set of pop ups because you want to make someone laugh...

eg;



:3:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
They should give all the TDIs to me.

Frank Dillinger
May 16, 2007
Jawohl mein herr!
They should sell them all as "race-only" cars for a spec-TDI series. Heck, the cars are already at the track!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Except when they're duct tape on a set of pop ups because you want to make someone laugh...

eg;



:3:

Okay that's actually cute

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Frank Dillinger posted:

They should sell them all as "race-only" cars for a spec-TDI series. Heck, the cars are already at the track!

HELL YES

I'm picturing this:

The Great Dirty Diesel Dub Derby Series
(basically a smash 'em up roller derby for cars)

10 teams, 10 drivers per team, events held in 5 locations per weekend. (one team travels, one team is 'home')
5 races per event. Drivers get fresh cars every race.
36 week season March - November.
Held every year for the next 30 years.

If they're gonna scrap 'em, let's make it interesting!

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?

Frank Dillinger posted:

They should sell them all as "race-only" cars for a spec-TDI series. Heck, the cars are already at the track!
24 Hours of LeMons starts a new 168 hour variant. Car dies? Grab another one. Team that goes through the least number of cars wins.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Fire Storm posted:

24 Hours of LeMons starts a new 168 hour variant. Car dies? Grab another one. Team that goes through the least number of cars wins.

:perfect:

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