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Professor SJW posted:we need a kill whitey smiley
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:03 |
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Hardawn posted:I now fully understand "Country Death Song" by the Violent Femmes haha i knew there was a reason i listened to that song over and over and over again when i was younger going to go listen to it again right now lol nice
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:06 |
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proctorbot posted:Honestly having a kid sucks a lot. It just drains all your energy and sucks your vitality from you until you are a withered husk wishing for death. I hope I will change my mind when I'm an old man and she's an adult but right now it feels like the biggest mistake I ever made. Same except I do care about the money thing, and am currently struggling to be a good provider. Lets be friends.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:36 |
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Teen Mom is a funny tv show
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:47 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Teen Mom is a funny tv show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEjiM0sESus
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:13 |
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When I got married at 21, my wife's friends the same age already had at least one or two kids.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:27 |
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Had twins at 28. It's fun and also awful. It's the circle of life my dudes and having a 7 year old clone of yourself that loves Star Wars and Lego is the poo poo. Don't let any of the jaded parents fool you. Sometimes I get mad and sometimes they are exhausting, but it's totally worth it.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:44 |
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this wasn't the lol poo poo on kids thread it was the hmm maybe I should not have kid at 20 every girl I know who has kids super early is extremely defensive about the decision and like it doesn't really change anything !! *dumps kids onto meemaw so they can party*
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:39 |
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Piss de Bundy posted:(in extremely hillary banks voice* like, do not shake the baby, evarrrrrrr
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:51 |
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imagine having kids ever jesus loving christ lmao
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:52 |
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Also the useless screaming rock nature of kids is due to evolution once again. Most baby animals are self-sufficient after a few weeks but the bigger cranial capacity for humans led to the helpless screaming pet rock.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 20:22 |
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etalian posted:Also the useless screaming rock nature of kids is due to evolution once again. Also BIG DIAPER has pushed the average potty training age back by over a year since the 1940s.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 20:51 |
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Every kid you have has a serious risk of growing up to be a goon
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_0bhT98g9Y
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:51 |
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' screaming pet rock' is the cool new jaded way to refer to kids, crotchspawn was getting tiresome
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:53 |
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lol at the offended parents itt tho, "imagine playing VIDEOGAMES!!!"
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:57 |
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the good fax machine posted:"I'm child-free and my nipples are like silver dollar pancakes!"
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:03 |
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little sprigsley is the light of my life. i'm glad the condom slipped off in that k mart loading dock and none of you edgy goons calling her a pet rock will ever change that now if you'll excuse me i have to wash formula vomit off my ceiling fan
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:11 |
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Mammal Sauce posted:My wife and I have 3yo twin boys and we've not gotten to the zombie/wishing for death stage yet. Aside from the constant pumping up until 2 for my wife, it's been a cakewalk so far. They eat anything, sleep at night (since a few weeks old and had to be woken to feed at night) , etc. Way back from the first page but gently caress you. No parent is happy for you and your uninterrupted sleep.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:12 |
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"i love spending all this time and money on my kids"-nobody ever could spend it on poo poo posts n drugz or sumfin
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:18 |
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I don't even have to imagine it it's my life
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:22 |
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having kids is pretty easy when they sleep from 7:30 pm until whenever you wake them up since they were six months old.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:28 |
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DangerZoneDelux posted:Every parent that is bitching most likely has a non sleeping baby because they are too lazy to spend the 4 nights teaching the baby to sleep or worse they are awful parents who co-sleep. Good luck with your marriage if you have a baby terrorist in your bed every night Yeah we did sleep training at 5 months and after a couple nights of screaming bedtimes, she sleeps 7pm to 7am every night without fail. No crying, no fighting. Hey and guess what we're having another one in June so we can do that all over again!
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:30 |
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I want to have kids
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:54 |
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All the immigrants have the kids here so we don't have to. Win win.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:55 |
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it's better to be a aunt/uncle than having to dealing the worst aspects of the hellions.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:55 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:little sprigsley is the light of my life. i'm glad the condom slipped off in that k mart loading dock and none of you edgy goons calling her a pet rock will ever change that
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:02 |
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Piss de Bundy posted:lol at the offended parents itt tho, "imagine playing VIDEOGAMES!!!"
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:03 |
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It would own to have kids if you're prepared for them, and it would own to just have a wife you travel & adventure all the time with. Life owns & I love living!
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:07 |
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Thread should also be titled don't get married in your 20s
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:08 |
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Imagine having sex in your 20s
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:13 |
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DangerZoneDelux posted:Thread should be titled don't get married
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:38 |
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FogHelmut posted:Fairly accurate. not really lol
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:50 |
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Just get a dog. When the dog pisses you off you can just lock it in the dark and cluttered closet in the hallway, you cant do that with a kid, there are laws and things.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:52 |
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Edgar posted:I want to have kids
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:53 |
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When do u parents have time to smoke weed?
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:07 |
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Sancho posted:When do u parents have time to smoke weed? whenever? either wait until late evening when everything is winding down or just whenever because weed doesn't turn me into a non-functional human being
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:10 |
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500 bad things posted:whenever? either wait until late evening when everything is winding down or just whenever because weed doesn't turn me into a non-functional human being Doesn't ur baby get high when you breast feed it tho?
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:13 |
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Looking for investors into my baby food edibles business
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:16 |
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Sancho posted:Doesn't ur baby get high when you breast feed it tho? lol breast feeding is for poors who can't afford REAL food but poo poo, if doctor's don't care if you're taking like 12 oxys/percs a day while breastfeeding, don't know why weed would matter
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