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Samizdata posted:FFS. If they had anything like a competent QA team, we wouldn't be seeing the illicitly copied art assets. See? Another good reason why they should forego that silly luxury. No QA = happy goons.
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They do have a QA team, full of pretty well qualified staff. Shame they all spend most of their time QAing crobbler's lovely mocap movie rather than the bugfest that is supposed to be the "game".
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Xaerael posted:They do have a QA team, full of pretty well qualified staff. Then they are not a QA team, but a continuity team. 
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Samizdata posted:Then they are not a QA team, but a continuity team. Exactly.
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RESUPPLYING AMMO FROM A DISTANCE MAKES YOUR ARM STRETCH FAR. STEPS TO REPRODUCE 1 Load into Crusader 2 Get to Kareah 3 Go to the ammo box 4 stand far away from it but close enough to use it 5 restock on ammo 6 Keep trying and getting closer until it gives you the animation 7 Your arm will stretch in a very strange way. ACTUAL RESULT When you try to get ammo and are far from the ammo box your arm will stretch to the box from quite a ways away. EXPECTED RESULT I would expect my arm to not become a Mr. Fantastic appendage.   
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2.6.1LIVE: ANVIL GLADIATOR PILOT SEAT IS FLOATING BENEATH THE FUSELAGE STEPS TO REPRODUCE 1 Spawn the Anvil Gladiator at Port Olisar 2 Take the ship on a flight somewhere and EVA around the ship then approach the ship to re-enter 3 Observe the position and appearance of the pilot seat ACTUAL RESULT As seen in the accompanying picture, the pilot's seat is seen floating, unattached beneath a closed fuselage with no attachment to the ship EXPECTED RESULT I would expect to see the opening at the bottom of the fuselage where the seat with its pilot had been transported down from the pilot's flight position, along a rail attached to the seat. 
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hahahaha the bodyhorror glitches are always my favourites DRRRRR DRRRRR DRRRRR
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AP posted:RESUPPLYING AMMO FROM A DISTANCE MAKES YOUR ARM STRETCH FAR. Not a bug, Stimpire limb replacement CONFRIMED
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhDRJibuYE
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Banging choon mate, got any pills on ye?
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Rescheduled, not cancelled.  https://clips.twitch.tv/pcgamer/DrabGullWinWaker 
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boviscopophobic posted:Rescheduled, not cancelled.
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did i miss something cool in the last twelve pages
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alf_pogs posted:did i miss something cool in the last twelve pages The two posts above yours and that's pretty much it.
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Astroniomix posted:The two posts above yours and that's pretty much it. there are so many outstanding Q's for star citizen and very few solid A's
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All the companies in-game are just the real life names of companies Chris worked at in the past. Sad!
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alf_pogs posted:there are so many outstanding Q's for star citizen and very few solid A's If we're talking quality assurance, the reverse becomes true
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Since CIG is delivering by not delivering, here's a tangent: Some D-celebrity in Germany (won the Eurotrash Contest back in 2010) surprisingly went the way of most celebrities by having an awful taste in boyfriends. After she broke up, he posted nekkid pictures of her, which is why people are again paying attention to her in 2017. It seems like Sandi has found a new host: 
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Chris invented the concept of walking around on a spaceship. COPYRIGHT - DO NOT STEAL
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It's weird to me how someone can be a SC 'white knight' even if they're in for the bare minimum and recommend waiting for the commercial release. I think even people like MoMA and the former INN shills recommend waiting unless you really want to support development. Then WTF is so wrong with a potential SC backer hearing that the game might be total poo poo, or never come out at all. Is that not every bit as plausible as the game ever coming out with all the features Chris has talked about? If you really had faith you'd let "trolls" have their say and trust the public to make an informed decision without your commentary, and trust CIG to be able to finish the game with over $143 million. BTW, I like your reddit posts, but there's been way too many r/DS and Gremlich screenshots when literally every post they make is insane. That said, I won't stop posting AdzAdama stuff, as it's brilliant art, and I think going from like 20 imgur views to ~1,000 encourages him to keep going.
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Euro Truck Simulator, who fuckin knew? It's strangely fun putting on a radio station and dropping poo poo off in France
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Chin posted:Part 2 of that guy's Q&A summary: The fidelitous experience of being a security guard in a dead shopping mall
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I'm fairly certain I know AdzAdama from when I played EVE like, 7 years ago and it really doesn't shock me he's as batshit insane about Star Citizen as he is.
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skaboomizzy posted:The fidelitous experience of being a security guard in a dead shopping mall There may be only 17 known missions, but if you're willing to waste your time like an idiot, there's potentially millions of unknown missions to enjoy.
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peter gabriel posted:Euro Truck Simulator, who fuckin knew? It's strangely fun putting on a radio station and dropping poo poo off in France Should work great with VR. Remove the speed limiter and rack up fines.
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peter gabriel posted:Euro Truck Simulator, who fuckin knew? It's strangely fun putting on a radio station and dropping poo poo off in France Euro Truck Simulator and Farm Simulator are both games that shouldn't be fun on paper, but actually are fun because the developers had the required talent and drive to take their initial trash simulators and polish them into an enjoyable and cohesive experience. Both of those game came out of the hundreds upon hundreds of garbage simulator titles you can find tons of rip-it-apart let's plays of. Stuff like New York Bus Simulator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWazu5omXzA Hilarious stream, by the way. Euro Truck and Farm Simulator's developers found the depth that was possible, then figured out how to make it playable and enjoyable. If you look at the very first iterations of Farm Simulator, it's little better than Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. They grabbed that initial little interest, and matured it. Both of those games now have very strong followings. Chris Roberts is going the opposite direction. He's taking something that sounds great to begin with, and driving it straight into the garbage disposal.
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Einbauschrank posted:Since CIG is delivering by not delivering, here's a tangent: 
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Chin posted:Part 2 of that guy's Q&A summary: Meanwhile FFXIV are working on adding blitzball. Which will come out first I wonder?
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I love the amount of anticipation for Santaball from the community. CIG wastes a bunch of effort for something that isn't integrated into the PU, and after a patch cycle the game mode will be empty. Just like Arena Command, Racing, Area 18, and where Star Marine will be soon. The hanger makes for a good screen saver and a place to shill ships for streamers. It is the most useless module, but also the only one that is worth developing. Santaball in weeks, not months.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Should work great with VR. Yeah man I was in the CV1, I found a great country radio station and trucked along while a dude sang about leaving his wife then another dude sang about quitting his job, it was amazing!
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Tokamak posted:I love the amount of anticipation for Santaball from the community. CIG wastes a bunch of effort for something that isn't integrated into the PU, and after a patch cycle the game mode will be empty. Just like Arena Command, Racing, Area 18, and where Star Marine will be soon. The hanger makes for a good screen saver and a place to shill ships for streamers. It is the most useless module, but also the only one that is worth developing. Santaball in weeks, not months.
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Yep, creating "Buying the Farm Simulator."
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Euro Truck Simulator is a great example of where fidelity is thrown away for playability. You can do a run across Europe that should take a day or two in 30 minutes. All the distances are drastically shortened. If Chris Roberts were developing that game, you'd have to sit at the Euro Tunnel loading area for 2 hours waiting for the next train, wait out the Chunnel ride, then spend 12 hours driving to Hungary. I think he really misses the completely fundamental concept that games are supposed to be fun. Simulating things is all cool and fun, but you cut out the boring poo poo for your game. Samus Aran doesn't have to take bathroom breaks. Farm Simulator doesn't make you wait multiple real months for crops to grow. You always cut out the non-fun stuff for a game.
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Glory to the Stimpire!
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