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if there's anything my parents taught me it's that having kids is loving dumb
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:21 |
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tiltposter posted:if there's anything my parents taught me it's that having kids is loving dumb I like how you rotate through accounts as they get probated
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:22 |
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#JustShitposterThings
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:22 |
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kids are loving horrible just fyi
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:25 |
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gotta make the next generation of shitposters
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:26 |
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i'm listening to a child giggle right this very second, plz acknowledge my sacrifices and plight
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:27 |
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500 bad things posted:I like how you rotate through accounts as they get probated myDad posted:#JustShitposterThings
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:27 |
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I thought dating in your 30s would be fun, but it's so obvious that so many women are just husband-hunting and/or looking for someone to breed with. I honestly can't imagine those single dudes that are fearful of never meeting someone, dying alone. Millions of women just want to Settle Down, with who is secondary. The real fear is meeting a woman that likes me for me. I'm not just a pretty face for you to brag about your happiness on social media with.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:30 |
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just get a vasectomy and lie about it
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:31 |
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500 bad things posted:just get a vasectomy and brag about it
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:38 |
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500 bad things posted:just get a vasectomy
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:40 |
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500 bad things posted:just get a vasectomy and lie about it drat, I wish I thought about this. Genius.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:48 |
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Applesnots posted:drat, I wish I thought about this. Genius. It'll solve literally any problem you have in life
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:49 |
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Sancho posted:When do u parents have time to smoke weed? i have the same question but about smoking meth
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:51 |
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Hardawn posted:i'm listening to a child giggle right this very second, plz acknowledge my sacrifices and plight hardawn, important question: is there a bog nearby?
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:52 |
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It is entirely possible that somebody who joined the forums in 2000 or so could've raised a child to near-adulthood by now. And that person who was raised by a Goon could be posting right now. But probably not.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:59 |
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DangerZoneDelux posted:Thread should also be titled don't get married in your 20s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVvNXfzR6dw
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:00 |
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Professor SJW posted:i have the same question but about smoking meth 500 bad things posted:It'll solve literally any problem you have in life
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:04 |
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I've never done more than weed, benzos, and oxy. benzos are amazing and you should never take them, opiates are fine to pop every once in a while, and smoke weed every day. what new drugs should I be adding to my repertoire?
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:22 |
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Morphine, heroin, psilocybin, LSD, and DMT
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:22 |
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myDad posted:Morphine, heroin, psilocybin, LSD, and DMT yeah opiates are rad but a one trick pony. need to try psychedelic poo poo, but I think I should stop hating myself first or I'll have a bad trip
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:24 |
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Don't do drugs
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:26 |
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dmt is awesome ive regrettably only gotten to do it once mushrooms > lsd
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:27 |
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no such thing as a bad trip only spirit quests
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:28 |
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myDad posted:do drugs
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:28 |
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tiltposter posted:no such thing as a bad trip only spirit quests It got to the point where weed gives me anxiety but lol I just cry through that and then enjoy the normal parts!
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:29 |
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500 bad things posted:It got to the point where weed gives me anxiety but lol I just cry through that and then enjoy the normal parts! some people smoke weed ao much they start to enjoy the paranoia that they sometimes experience if you get paranoid on weed just start drinking it solves that problem also being drunk is cool
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:31 |
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I had twins when I was 29, which is basically a photo finish! When I'm older I plan on talking about it like it is scandalous
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:32 |
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tiltposter posted:some people smoke weed ao much they start to enjoy the paranoia that they sometimes experience Nah it's not really paranoia in the cool sense (like I've had that before, hearing loving sports broadcasters talking in my kitchen) but in the "oh god I'm actually dying this time" sense.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:34 |
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Professor SJW posted:hardawn, important question: is there a bog nearby? brb searching knowyourbogs.com for closest bog. Several come to mind, but distance as the crow flies might be different.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:42 |
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500 bad things posted:Nah it's not really paranoia in the cool sense (like I've had that before, hearing loving sports broadcasters talking in my kitchen) but in the "oh god I'm actually dying this time" sense. that's hosed and you probably shouldn't smoke weed
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:47 |
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tiltposter posted:that's hosed and you probably shouldn't smoke weed Eh, who cares I'm probably not actually going to.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 02:53 |
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500 bad things posted:just get a vasectomy and lie about it first part yes, second part no
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:13 |
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:It is entirely possible that somebody who joined the forums in 2000 or so could've raised a child to near-adulthood by now. And that person who was raised by a Goon could be posting right now. But probably not. it's me i am Son of Goon
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:25 |
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myDad posted:Morphine, heroin, psilocybin, LSD, and DMT lol take dmt and when your kids turn into multi-dimensional machine elves try to give them the birds and bees talk
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:27 |
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I was instructed to give this response. "At least you know the kid isn't going to have down syndromes, or some poo poo." "I mean, gently caress, what are you going to do, wait until your deserted loving barren womb produces retarded fucks?" These are not my words. Quite frankly, if you give me a probie for them, it will keep me from having to use this account to placate my client.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:31 |
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holy poo poo do I hate the relationship I have with everyone
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:46 |
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take dmt and throw your kids in the fractal hyper-bog
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:48 |
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Sjs00 posted:holy poo poo do I hate the relationship I have with myself
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:48 |
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I'm part of 'everyone' wiseguy
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