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corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

Runaktla posted:

In a way politicians are somewhat reflective of the values of its people.

Many people do not know how to rise above insulting the other side and trying to see why they vote the way they do. Most people hold tightly to the edge they have in life. Politicians abuse that because they can.

I've said before to other liberal friends "I can see why people could vote Trump" and in a lot of cases their answer is "NO NO NO THERE IS NO REASON TO VOTE FOR HIM YOU KNOW IM A MINORITY!!!"

But, nearly half the country voted for Trump and they sure aren't all redneck racists with no education.

So long as people firmly keep their heads up their asses politicians will abuse this, keep us fighting over ridiculous stuff and insulting each other so we overlook our own side's faults, and each side (R and D) can pillage the country in their own way when they get in power, and avoid a narrative that really solves a problem cause we are too busy worrying about Trump's remarks or Clinton's emails or whether Obummer is a secret mooslem.

Well I'm glad you found a way to feel superior to everyone

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:49

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Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Runaktla posted:

But, nearly half the country voted for Trump and they sure aren't all redneck racists with no education.

you can be rich and educated and still be a racist shithead that wants tax cuts (my town).

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:51

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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My absolute favorite type of person, post-election, is the stoic philosopher-king who knew exactly what would unfold and is so above the fray they have miles of space under them from which to talk down to you. They get the deeper meaning, you see.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:53

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Groovelord Neato posted:

you can be rich and educated and still be a racist shithead that wants tax cuts (my town).

My fam

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:54

Runaktla: Feb 21, 2007; by Hand Knit

And that's ^^^ what I'm talking about. No attempt to even try to see the other side.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:55

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The person who attended the Wilson Center talk also noted that Deare made several remarks about how attractive Trump's daughter, Ivanka Trump, appeared, remarks that person described as "awkward."

Very inappropriate! He isn't even her dad!

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:55

Fanatic: Mar 9, 2006

XMNN posted:

Let's be honest though. This guy would make a better president than Trump lol

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:00

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Runaktla posted:

And that's ^^^ what I'm talking about. No attempt to even try to see the other side.

The other side:

is anti-science
pro-state-sponsored christianity
thinks immigrants are taking their jobs
thinks we can undo automation and return their jobs and this is somehow liberals' fault
wants to roll back roe v. wade
wants poll taxes
are worried about trannies going pee
are worried about gays marrying

... it goes on. gently caress these people sideways. Also, gently caress you lol you suck.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:02

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

this derail isn't funny at all you guys

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:08

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Runaktla posted:

But, nearly half the country voted for Trump and they sure aren't all redneck racists with no education.

So long as people firmly keep their heads up their asses

Nearly half the country didn't vote. The ~55% that did voted bigly against Trump. But that doesn't matter, does it, you loving goblin? In your brain you're already right. You didn't need to think about what actually happened. Or look up what you're talking about. And because I called you a name back there, you know I'm wrong, because I didn't even try to figure out why you're so blase about things that affect people with lives. I wonder why?

proof of concept posted:

this derail isn't funny at all you guys

Donald Trump is the president of the united states. What else do you want?????

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:12

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Cobweb Heart posted:

Donald Trump is the president of the united states. What else do you want?????

hahaha he is, isn't he?

lol

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:14

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proof of concept posted:

hahaha he is, isn't he?

lol

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# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:17

TheChaosPath: Jul 22, 2005

deep belly lols

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:21

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Trump fires people who step out of line.

lol

just lolling.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:24

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Goose stepping makes me lol

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:34

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

and that one looks jewish, and that one's a coon! who let all this riffraff into the room?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:44

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

Lime Tonics posted:

Trump fires people who step out of line.

lol

just lolling.

The cnn article about it makes a point that conway and spencer have criticized trump as well before the primaries

Lmao cnn trying to get them fired

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:47

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

corn in the bible posted:

and that one looks jewish, and that one's a coon! who let all this riffraff into the room?

These threads all blur together but I don't feel bad if I'm reposting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWLBtMz5OuY

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:54

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Knight posted:

These threads all blur together but I don't feel bad if I'm reposting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWLBtMz5OuY

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# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:56

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

course donald's gonna help build the wall

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:58

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Trump being President is good in the long run because pretty much anyone will be able run now either on a platform of not being Trump or they can have a rap sheet a mile long that isn't nearly as bad as his.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:01

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

Any mother can now say to her child "You could be President one day. Donald Trump was." and the kid will have to be like You're right Ma, I guess it's possible

jk that will never happen cuz Trump will destroy us all lol

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:19

Stranger Danger Ranger: Jul 21, 2007; There are lizards coming out of my tv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwMVBoibxCc

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:26

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Lacey posted:

Any mother can now say to her child "You could be President one day. Donald Trump was." and the kid will have to be like You're right Ma, I guess it's possible

jk that will never happen cuz Trump will destroy us all lol

The bar has been set that low.

"Well at least I didn't launch nukes at Canada - HEY-OH!"

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:35

TheChaosPath: Jul 22, 2005

if you think the bar for "You could be President" was high enough that you couldn't say that to literally any child before Trump

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:53

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

Remember when just two years ago, Brownback's opponent lost because Kansas voters found out he went to a strip club in his 20s?

Lol

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:53

Ayn Randi: Mar 12, 2009; Grimey Drawer

corn in the bible posted:

course donald's gonna help build the wall

orange floyd

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:59

Thesaurus: Oct 3, 2004

I hope there are a few people who have been in comas fir the last year or two who wakeup soon, because that would make me lol hard

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:02

crime weed: Nov 9, 2009

considering man of orange gets all his news from fox, i figure this lil' lol counts (from fox's front page):

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:10

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Cobweb Heart posted:

Nearly half the country didn't vote. The ~55% that did voted bigly against Trump. But that doesn't matter, does it, you loving goblin? In your brain you're already right. You didn't need to think about what actually happened. Or look up what you're talking about. And because I called you a name back there, you know I'm wrong, because I didn't even try to figure out why you're so blase about things that affect people with lives. I wonder why?

Donald Trump is the president of the united states. What else do you want?????

This insane shrieking reaction to someone suggesting the need to appeal to swing voters is telling. They didn't say anything bigoted or even express support for Trump. They literally just said that there are many people who voted for Trump who are winnable if you don't consider them subhuman. So what are you reacting in passionate defence of?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:22

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

just woke up and did a lol because Trump, who claims that all MSM are fake news and people should trust him because he knows, literally went on record to admit that he fabricated a story about Sweden because he saw some garbage on Fox News and just ran with it

this might have been my biggest lol yet

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:25

Seriously Safe: Sep 7, 2009

Conservatives wants Shepard Smith fired because he said something anti-Trump on fox news lol

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:26

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

I got a Nigerian Prince email at work the other day. I thought to myself, "People still do this?" And then I remembered that 63 million people voted to elect Donald J Trump the president of these great United States of America.

Maybe the greatest scam of all time. LOL

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:36

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

I just woke up, and my first thought upon awaking was that Donald Trump is President.

Therefore, I laughed.

Bump.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:46

Runaktla: Feb 21, 2007; by Hand Knit

Moon Atari posted:

This insane shrieking reaction to someone suggesting the need to appeal to swing voters is telling. They didn't say anything bigoted or even express support for Trump. They literally just said that there are many people who voted for Trump who are winnable if you don't consider them subhuman. So what are you reacting in passionate defence of?

Bueller... you are my heeeerrrroooo... :hfive:

Yeah the derail just about yanked all the lols out of this thread so I had to stop.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:56

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Katana Gomai posted:

just woke up and did a lol because Trump, who claims that all MSM are fake news and people should trust him because he knows, literally went on record to admit that he fabricated a story about Sweden because he saw some garbage on Fox News and just ran with it

this might have been my biggest lol yet

Gonna upgrade this to a lmao

# ? Feb 20, 2017 07:16