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TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Zero One posted:

I'm the small boy stuck between two large men talking about their VR Sex game.

Jesus poor kid.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Zero One posted:

I'm the small boy stuck between two large men talking about their VR Sex game.

Which one of them introduced you to SA?

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Garrand posted:

Which one of them introduced you to SA?

It was me, the depressed one.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Despite all the mockery, people are still dressing like this in 2017.

Male Tiers has a new favorite as of 05:45 on Feb 20, 2017

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Male Tears posted:

Despite all the mockery, people are still dressing like this in 2017.



That's a cosplay of Shotaro from Kamen Rider W. He put a Joker badge on his hat, which is inaccurate, he should've put a WIndscale logo on it, but that's a detail a lot of people miss. You can see the guy behind him is wearing a W Driver.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Guy Goodbody posted:

That's a cosplay of Shotaro from Kamen Rider W. He put a Joker badge on his hat, which is inaccurate, he should've put a WIndscale logo on it, but that's a detail a lot of people miss. You can see the guy behind him is wearing a W Driver.

:goonsay:

Monkeytime
Mar 20, 2010

Same dude?

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

The gently caress you think you are

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Guy Goodbody posted:

She's so graceful, she only needs two people to help her stand up



This is just so loving hilarious to me for some reason. Like as they walk around they bounce off each other.


Monkeytime posted:

Same dude?



The gently caress is that body/face shape?


fullroundaction posted:

Looked up an old friend to see what he was up to. Teaching now. Picture from the school's website:



I wonder what his forum name is.

Wear some loving shoes.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Ularg posted:

The gently caress is that body/face shape?

Cone

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Ularg posted:

This is just so loving hilarious to me for some reason. Like as they walk around they bounce off each other.

Look at that wobblin' ankle

That thing gonna snap like a Kit Kat bar one of these days just *pop* fuckin' gone for good

Loudly whining about how body positive you are won't change your ectomorphic skeletal structure and that poo poo ain't built for your build

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

The hate for Tess Holiday fills my being with so much joy as everything about her pisses me the gently caress off.

So glad her bullshit was short lived. There is nothing attractive about someone's upper arm being that drat big. It's not hot when some nutball body builder has made them huge it's not hot when you're so loving fat you have an arm bigger around than my thigh! Then turns out she's just a selfish bitch (shocker) on top of spreading this horrible message.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

LethalGeek posted:

The hate for Tess Holiday fills my being with so much joy as everything about her pisses me the gently caress off.

So glad her bullshit was short lived. There is nothing attractive about someone's upper arm being that drat big. It's not hot when some nutball body builder has made them huge it's not hot when you're so loving fat you have an arm bigger around than my thigh! Then turns out she's just a selfish bitch (shocker) on top of spreading this horrible message.

The thing is she won the fuckin' genetic lottery because apparently her face and neck just do not accumulate flab like most people do, so she doesn't look like most fat women look. Speaking as an incrementally-less-fat-every-day dude cursed with a genetic lineage of surplus chinnery on both sides of my drat family, her ideas of 'fat is beautiful' just make me mad. No, Holiday, fat is okay-looking, specifically on you, only and only because your parents were lucky, and believe me, it ain't the fat parts that are beautiful.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Somfin posted:

The thing is she won the fuckin' genetic lottery because apparently her face and neck just do not accumulate flab like most people do, so she doesn't look like most fat women look. Speaking as an incrementally-less-fat-every-day dude cursed with a genetic lineage of surplus chinnery on both sides of my drat family, her ideas of 'fat is beautiful' just make me mad. No, Holiday, fat is okay-looking, specifically on you, only and only because your parents were lucky, and believe me, it ain't the fat parts that are beautiful.

Plus much like Thin Privilege's old AV her poo poo is so edited to hide all the flaws of being that drat big , but when people pointed this out to her she started trying to deny it.

I mainly wanted to say this cause I miss their AV.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
She definitely shops her chin.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
It really annoys the poo poo out of me that the horribly obese has co opted the whole fat acceptance thing which I felt like it was more about not damning everyone who doesn't have an athletic body to "I can eat all the cake I want, bitch!"

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Looking at the women on either end, and wondering: When your upper arms are that big, what do you do in the winter when you need to wear long sleeved shirts/coats etc.

I suppose the question remains the same for the roided out synthol monsters that get arms just as big, only via drugs rather than cake.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Looking at the women on either end, and wondering: When your upper arms are that big, what do you do in the winter when you need to wear long sleeved shirts/coats etc.

They don't

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Not with all that blubber, they don't!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ularg posted:




The gently caress is that body/face shape?



Klinefelter Syndrome

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I hired a dude last summer that claimed he had been married to and had kid (maybe two, I forget) with Tess Holiday. I feel like he might not have been lying because who would want to lie about screwing someone that horrible?

We fired him for being a methhead. On the plus side his photography was pretty on point.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Scathach posted:

I hired a dude last summer that claimed he had been married to and had kid (maybe two, I forget) with Tess Holiday. I feel like he might not have been lying because who would want to lie about screwing someone that horrible?

We fired him for being a methhead. On the plus side his photography was pretty on point.

How fat/skinny was he?

I am fascinated with the size difference in couples when one is hugely fat. Sometimes you get 2 landwhales together, other times you end up with 1 monster and 1 tiny person.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


He was skinny and refused to eat anything even slightly 'unhealthy.' Like, dude went into a health speech when I offered him half a candy bar. He said he used to be really overweight. With his weirdass behavior we figured he was doing meth, which would explain the size change.

E dude wasn't bad looking at all, had strangely nice long hair, but he had absolutely no sanity or work ethic. Every day was drama and his current girlfriend was this tiny, self-proclaimed heroin addict that came to the shop one day in a see-through dress and started hugging everyone. Later that night she ran down the street naked.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 10:16 on Feb 20, 2017

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

BrigadierSensible posted:

How fat/skinny was he?

I am fascinated with the size difference in couples when one is hugely fat. Sometimes you get 2 landwhales together, other times you end up with 1 monster and 1 tiny person.

What's really weird is that, based on the few I've met at least, a lot of the dudes really into the feeder bullshit tend to be like not horrible goon monsters or anything. They're usually well built dudes who are reasonably attractive. Sometimes it's encouraging to know that even pretty people can be the worst and weirdest.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Nuebot posted:

Sometimes it's encouraging to know that even pretty people can be the worst and weirdest.

but not really

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe
Trailer for Ice T's Bloodrunners

https://youtu.be/d83MK2M3QUo

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
As someone who is follows a lot of plus size fashion communities, Tess is either glorified as the be all end all god of fat, or called out for her WEIRD racist poo poo regarding black men.

As someone who falls hard (hah) into the latter, I just want to look vaguely put together and feel comfortable exercising without some jackass making a scene about it. I honestly feel she does more harm to us than help. Like health at any size should help bigger people feel comfortable exercising and living a healthy life regardless of weight instead of putting a cherry on top (that we can't eat, damnit) on a spectacle.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Bina posted:

Trailer for Ice T's Bloodrunners

https://youtu.be/d83MK2M3QUo

I'm torn between the conflicting thoughts of "oh great another vampire tv show" and wanting to watch it just because of Ice T.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

teen witch posted:

As someone who is follows a lot of plus size fashion communities, Tess is either glorified as the be all end all god of fat, or called out for her WEIRD racist poo poo regarding black men.

Wait what

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I couldn't decide if this should go here or the "Post Images That Look NWS But Aren't" thread because that's usually where these kind of unfortunate background object alignment pictures end up, but settled on here because it totally is not work safe because it's straight-up porn. When photographing your porn stars squatting please pay attention to what's behind them.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/nJzgfhh.jpg:nws:

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

From the Mine con vid.

https://i.imgur.com/aTc8pkr.png

https://i.imgur.com/qZHJD6U.png

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

Knormal posted:

I couldn't decide if this should go here or the "Post Images That Look NWS But Aren't" thread because that's usually where these kind of unfortunate background object alignment pictures end up, but settled on here because it totally is not work safe because it's straight-up porn. When photographing your porn stars squatting please pay attention to what's behind them.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/nJzgfhh.jpg:nws:

There's a fair chance this was intentional.

Those boobies look pretty confused about it, though.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

:lol: second dude mvp.

Also :laffo: at that girl in the vid saying video games is not a male dominated industry.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Fathis Munk posted:

Also :laffo: at that girl in the vid saying video games is not a male dominated industry.

The smug tone she said it with was almost like "maybe you're the real sexist for thinking that". You'd have to have a very wide definition of "video game" for that 48% number to be even close to true, especially with minecraft specficially which I'd imagine is much closer to like 5%.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
She doesn't even know who Harambe is. She clearly lives in a bubble. What did you expect?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The smug tone she said it with was almost like "maybe you're the real sexist for thinking that". You'd have to have a very wide definition of "video game" for that 48% number to be even close to true, especially with minecraft specficially which I'd imagine is much closer to like 5%.

Also a fifty fifty split among gamers would not mean the industry is not male dominated. The consumers are not the industry. It was a terrible answer and the smugness of it made it even worse.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Bina posted:

Trailer for Ice T's Bloodrunners

https://youtu.be/d83MK2M3QUo

I care now!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Someone I know got in a fight with Tess Holliday, and this is what happens when you do, they write op ed pieces about how YOU'RE the problem and how Tess is perfect and beautiful and skinny women can't criticize you because of body positive poo poo

https://mic.com/articles/122279/the-comments-on-this-plus-size-model-s-facebook-show-exactly-why-we-need-body-positivity

The OP got literal death threats from lot of AUG women who fit the stereotypical fat acceptance mold, to which she trolled back so hard. It was pretty impressive.

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May 23, 2004

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Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

twistedmentat posted:

Someone I know got in a fight with Tess Holliday, and this is what happens when you do, they write op ed pieces about how YOU'RE the problem and how Tess is perfect and beautiful and skinny women can't criticize you because of body positive poo poo

https://mic.com/articles/122279/the-comments-on-this-plus-size-model-s-facebook-show-exactly-why-we-need-body-positivity

The OP got literal death threats from lot of AUG women who fit the stereotypical fat acceptance mold, to which she trolled back so hard. It was pretty impressive.

Are those pictures of Tess in the background? Because I instantly thought of this:

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