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They don't even take Kain back home, they are like poo poo your dead throw him out the garbage chute! poo poo gets real space station 13.
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Xenomrph posted:You can't post a description like that and not post a YouTube link. Go to 19m30s and watch til about 25m10s of this very NSFW film. Skimming through it again I believe at around the 45 minute mark you can see the part where she kills a guy by skewering his eyeballs via bladed tentacles that emerge from her nipples. Have a great day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuufVK8_5SU Nemesis 1 is loving amazing but 2/3/4 Oh my Goooood. The fourth one basically drops all pretense and is like a glorified feature length music video of Albert Pyun's sexual hangups. BUT, because 90% of the movie is the main character walking around naked talking about the meaning of robots and poo poo it is in its own weird way an ultra cheap live action Ghost in the Shell movie. Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Feb 19, 2017 |
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Neo Rasa posted:Go to 19m30s and watch til about 25m10s of this very NSFW film. Skimming through it again I believe at around the 45 minute mark you can see the part where she kills a guy by skewering his eyeballs via bladed tentacles that emerge from her nipples. Have a great day! I skipped to another random spot in that video, and it was the main character killing a dude with a giant needle that grows out of her nipple. Nemesis 1 is pretty dope at least.
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Neo Rasa posted:Peak Whedon "badass" dialog. Friendly reminder that, to, this day, Joss "Weyland-Yutani was bought out by Wal-Mart" Whedon refuses to take responsibility for Alien: Resurrection being a shitshow, instead blaming everyone and everything else.
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Whedon is one of the most over-rated people in the realm of nerd-culture.
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I love the hell out of that Wal Mart thing. It's so silly.
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at least someone had the sense to cut that poo poo line from the actual movie
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banned from Starbucks posted:at least someone had the sense to cut that poo poo line from the actual movie It's restored in the "director's cut".
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HannibalBarca posted:Friendly reminder that, to, this day, Joss "Weyland-Yutani was bought out by Wal-Mart" Whedon refuses to take responsibility for Alien: Resurrection being a shitshow, instead blaming everyone and everything else. I always found this hilarious because you can look at his script online and like, sorry man, all the dumbass poo poo was there when you wrote it. Tenzarin posted:They don't even take Kain back home, they are like poo poo your dead throw him out the garbage chute! poo poo gets real space station 13. I actually love this because it's not like they're on a cramped galleon in 1700 and can't afford to keep a rotting body around, so there's no real reason for a "burial at sea." But for a corporation that is sure as hell the cheapest way to handle it so I have no problem believing that's literally corporate policy.
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it's like when he blames that lovely lightning hitting toads line in xmen being stupid on halle's delivery.
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Im sure when a line does hit it's mark he gives all the credit to the actor delivering it.
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wyoming posted:That was her uterus, the machine gave her a hysterectomy. 1) I was asking how it got to be so enormous (even after she gets it removed it keeps growing). Where's the mass come from!!?!?!? 2) That's really interesting, it's kind of too bad it's a new Ripley in Resurrection...if it was the same one, there'd be a statement about how a victim can become an abuser Regarding Whedonchat, I didn't make it this far in my rewatch of Resurrection, but I remember there's a line from Ron Perlman that was something along the lines of "I'm not a mechanic! I mostly just hurt people!" Wow, hyuck, what an endearing character.
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I remember that line and had a similar reaction. His character in general, like, even among human traffickers and space pirates why would you even have this guy that's basically Waingro on board.  WHY BONER NOW posted:1) I was asking how it got to be so enormous (even after she gets it removed it keeps growing). Where's the mass come from!!?!?!? You never baked anything or never heard of the volcano science project as a kid? Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Feb 19, 2017 |
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WHY BONER NOW posted:1) I was asking how it got to be so enormous (even after she gets it removed it keeps growing). Where's the mass come from!!?!?!? Several red-shirt crew members wandered into the room and were eaten, offscreen.
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Baronjutter posted:Whedon is one of the most over-rated people in the realm of nerd-culture. His writing is absolutely perfect for a monster-of-the-week teen drama on prime-time television.
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Didn't Whedon want Chow Yun-Fat for Resurrection, or am I confusing that with something else? It's funny to imagine a John Woo styled Alien movie with a bunch of marines led by Chow going nutty in a Xeno-filled bullet ballet.
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I believe he did, but instead of that movie, you would've got Chow Yun Fat in Alien Resurrection.
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Paolomania posted:His writing is absolutely perfect for a monster-of-the-week teen drama on prime-time television. Geez, don't hurt 'im, Paolomania.
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Whedon, like Sorkin and the overwhelmingly majority of artistic types, has one thing he's really good at, and every time he steps outside his area of specialty, he either struggles, or it turns back into his specialty, the way Sorkin wrote something with the same plot as 30 Rock with the intensity of the White House ops room.
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Snowman_McK posted:Whedon, like Sorkin and the overwhelmingly majority of artistic types, has one thing he's really good at, and every time he steps outside his area of specialty, he either struggles, or it turns back into his specialty, the way Sorkin wrote something with the same plot as 30 Rock with the intensity of the White House ops room. The big mistake there was actually showing the sketches.
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porfiria posted:The big mistake there was actually showing the sketches. Ah yes, the MAD TV cast having an off night
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I've got the Alien movie poster on the wall in my lounge, as I'm sure many of you have also. I was looking at it last night, and I became irrationally annoyed and perplexed at the way the Alien egg on the poster is "cracking" and the light is flooding out from inside. The eggs don't open like that, goddamnit!
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Why are Xenomorphs so angry all the time?. They should try talking for once or just like be friendly and not all slashy/stabby, offer a handshake or something. I'm not seeing much in the way of conflict resolution in Alien: Covenant
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psyman posted:Why are Xenomorphs so angry all the time?. They should try talking for once or just like be friendly and not all slashy/stabby, offer a handshake or something. I'm not seeing much in the way of conflict resolution in Alien: Covenant There's a movie called Star Crystal that's a huge cheap knockoff of Alien in every way EXCEPT once it's just down to the alien and couple of the crew it turns out the alien is actually nice and learned to speak English and only killed people because they were trying to kill it first and there's a montage of the alien being sad and becoming friends with the remaining crew and playing chess/helping them repair stuff/etc. and then the credits roll. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOwDIKS6qVs
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psyman posted:Why are Xenomorphs so angry all the time?. They should try talking for once or just like be friendly and not all slashy/stabby, offer a handshake or something. I'm not seeing much in the way of conflict resolution in Alien: Covenant You'd be angry too if you had two sets of teeth and no toothbrush.
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SimonCat posted:You'd be angry too if you had two sets of teeth and no toothbrush. Or if you were a literal dickhead.
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Xenomorphs are super chill but they just don't understand social constructs.
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In Alien and Alien 3 does it even actually hunt anyone down or does it just kill people that invade its personal space?
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Neo Rasa posted:In Alien and Alien 3 does it even actually hunt anyone down or does it just kill people that invade its personal space? I guess in Alien its debatable but it definitely hunts people down in Alien 3.
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Neo Rasa posted:Go to 19m30s and watch til about 25m10s of this very NSFW film. Skimming through it again I believe at around the 45 minute mark you can see the part where she kills a guy by skewering his eyeballs via bladed tentacles that emerge from her nipples. Have a great day! Is this zoomed really badly or just bad?
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Just bad.
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psyman posted:Why are Xenomorphs so angry all the time?. That's gonna make a great Anger Management sequel and alien movie.
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The 90's were rad as gently caress
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How is this the first time i'm seeing that. Incredible.
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Holy poo poo I remember this.
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The 90s. When America commercialized its rape analogies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnfXxOVwYno
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david_a posted:how is this real Holy gently caress I'm drinking Pepsi exclusively from now on.
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