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try not jacking your rod for a week before writing, but then go hog wild while you are writing.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 18:33 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:11 |
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Asterios posted:And I'll make this a general ask: show me the stuff from the past year that drove you guys crazy with how good it was. http://www.somethingawful.com/news/public-domain-comic/ http://www.somethingawful.com/news/crazy-frog-trump/ http://www.somethingawful.com/news/smash-mouth-endings/ http://www.somethingawful.com/news/adblocker-nag-screens/ http://www.somethingawful.com/news/skymall-beach-babe/ http://www.somethingawful.com/news/democrats-new-pitch/ A quick look through 2016's Front Page Articles gave me all this. I could link more stuff from past years, but a lot of it is Elpintogrande stuff, which combines humor with various forms of weird fiction in experimental presentations. Some of the stuff I've seen published on SA isn't even humor, but still awesome reads.
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# ? Dec 22, 2016 00:21 |
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I liked the most recent article, Asterios, but the inconsistent lisp threw me. Was there a reason for it being inconsistent? Lisps and accents are always a pain to read so at least it was nice it wasn't the full article, but I didn't quite get why sometimes the lisp was dropped.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:00 |
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I liked your new article President Baby. I think you really found your voice channeling the spirit of an overly desperate, trying too hard internet comedian. It's a good start to a new year.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 02:34 |
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I gotta ask, Is Dirty Frank referencing the classic 2000AD character or the Pearl Jam song?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:24 |
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I feel like a "funny texts from your drug dealer" front page article has already been done, and fairly recently.Lonos Oboe posted:I gotta ask, Is Dirty Frank referencing the classic 2000AD character or the Pearl Jam song? Probably Filthy Frank
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 20:10 |
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Lonos Oboe posted:I personally don't have the time for this Your many posts in this thread suggest otherwise Also President Baby needs to never stop. Ever. No sleep or anything sorry.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 23:00 |
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Regulation Size posted:
Aha, cheers.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 18:24 |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/news/mlk-day-facebook/ I do not find this funny in the slightest. Nor understand how it took 2 people to write this. I have not found any of President Baby's articles different or funny since it was discussed about a month ago. I also think it was totally lovely to be getting pissy about his book in a different thread specifically designed to bait him after numerous people explained that it made him look like a total bell end. Just thought I would give a heads up!
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 21:02 |
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I think he's definitely improved. The articles are definitely longer, which in itself is enough for me because there were some short ones, and he seems to be more involved in them. I'll admit I don't find them all that funny, but that's neither here nor there.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 16:03 |
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Totally my opinion. I am just not feeling it. and after all that palaver earlier in the thread I figured I would throw in my 2 cents
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:47 |
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I still don't get why it takes two people to put out one of those.
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22 |
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Aubergine Mage posted:I still don't get why it takes two people to put out one of those. http://www.somethingawful.com/news/alt-right-tv/ Like, come on now, how much elbow grease does it take to just hammer out a stack of these? Alternative Fact Detective. White's Anatomy. Castle Doctrine. Good Morning Real America. Color Blindspot. Law and Order: Black on Black Crime Division. NCIS: Black on Black Crime: Chicago. CSI: Special Black on Black Crime Unit.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 00:21 |
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Good Morning Real America's good. I like how you ran the joke into the ground with the last few ones. Just like the real thing!
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 00:51 |
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Capntastic posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/alt-right-tv/ BY GOD, SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A BOOK DEAL!!
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:50 |
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my opinions: 1. cuck jokes? 2. Orange is the New White was kinda funny.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:00 |
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Capntastic posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/alt-right-tv/ 10/10 Would sensibly chuckle at more than President Baby
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:08 |
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Capntastic posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/alt-right-tv/
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 07:01 |
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Capntastic posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/alt-right-tv/ Is the paid frontpage article offer still on? I think we found our guest writer.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 12:52 |
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Lonos Oboe posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/mlk-day-facebook/ no, sir i made that thread in earnest. i am all for supporting our frontpage writers' offsite projects if you can swing it or feel like it.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 14:19 |
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scott zoloft posted:no, sir i made that thread in earnest. i am all for supporting our frontpage writers' offsite projects if you can swing it or feel like it. I apologise. I did not mean that the thread was posted in that spirit. Just that the tide had turned against that arrogant attitude he had. (As this thread did) I fully support the frontpage writers doing other work and them advertising it. I went to see Nightvale live. I listen to Bob Mackey's podcast's and I think Zach is a great fiction writer. I know sarcasm comes easily on this site, but I meant no offence. Just bad phrasing. Edit: Ok, can someone please explain why this is funny? I have seen the warriors. I get the references, but I just don't get it. Is it supposed to be that this guy does not get there is a huge amount of gang crime in his city? If that was the case surely it would be better to sign it Rudy Giuliani or Bill de Blasio or something. http://www.somethingawful.com/news/warriors-radio-dj/ Lonos Oboe fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jan 31, 2017 |
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poo poo I hate to be a broken record but I read the Warriors article and motherfucker, just stop
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 09:04 |
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Crane Fist posted:poo poo I hate to be a broken record but I read the Warriors article and motherfucker, just stop I laughed at the total nonsequitur punchline but the article was like "haha imagine listening to the radio during the events of that film" and then no followthrough on that concept. I can only imagine what it would be like for someone who hasn't even seen the movie.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 02:18 |
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Capntastic posted:I can only imagine what it would be like for someone who hasn't even seen the movie. Like someone really pissed off about NPR pledge drives I guess. Which also isn't exactly funny just because it exists. I can only imagine if this comment makes any sense to someone who doesn't know what NPR is. So no to both I suppose.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 08:52 |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/news/teen-emoji-code/ I was going to write something scathing about this five-jpg article but really my real question is where did you get that totally sweet picture of Tim Buckley for the header e: it would be selling the article short to say it only consists of jpgs. It also has an assortment of various words. incoherent light fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Feb 6, 2017 |
# ? Feb 6, 2017 15:30 |
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it wasnt that bad but it couldve been more subtle in the aid of makin it funnier
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 23:52 |
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Out of Band II posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/teen-emoji-code/ I have to hand it to this article. The footer contained a handy link to Zack's new article which I enjoyed. If I had never clicked on this other loving thing I may have never seen it!
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 23:57 |
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Instead of putting in the 2 names. President Baby and Sandpaper should have a pseudonym, like James Corey or Alan Smithee.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 00:31 |
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Lonos Oboe posted:Instead of putting in the 2 names. President Baby and Sandpaper should have a pseudonym, like James Corey or Alan Smithee. But if his name wasn't obvious then it wouldn't be increasing his overall total of Facebook likes, the only true metric of quality
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 01:51 |
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/thernovich-valentines-day/ I had written a long carepost about how lovely and unreadable and mystifying this article is, but I erased it. Suffice it to say: it sucks and you suck. Written lisps aren't funny. Written lisps where they don't make sense are extra not funny. Cernovich is a maddox-esque self-help manosphere moron, but not the delusional redpilled zorro you wrote about here. You keep switching between purple writing, alt-right language, and self-effacing oversharing, sometimes in the same sentence. You wrote the same "jerking off in the bathroom" joke twice but it was already trite and boring the first time. Misspelling words hasn't been funny, ironically or otherwise, in many years. Just gently caress off with the humor writing already.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:01 |
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Regulation Size posted:https://www.somethingawful.com/news/thernovich-valentines-day/ So bad I had to come and post about it. Who is the audience for a spiteful humor article lampooning an already pathetic group? Real MRA shenanigans are already humorous in their inadequacy and don't require this much exaggeration to be funny. While you were sticking it to those shutins, you forgot to make jokes president baby
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:16 |
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If you're hungry for an article about an undersexed and pathetic weirdo that's actually funny as hell I recommend this one: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/letters-girl-lonely/
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:35 |
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So I assume the point of him 'coauthoring' with whoever the gently caress 'sandpaper' is, “Hey man, I didn't write the unfunny parts!“
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:00 |
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Regulation Size posted:If you're hungry for an article about an undersexed and pathetic weirdo that's actually funny as hell I recommend this one: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/letters-girl-lonely/ Yeah but Jedidiah is actually terrific. His stuff never fails to make me laugh.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 08:34 |
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Toadvine posted:So bad I had to come and post about it. Who is the audience for a spiteful humor article lampooning an already pathetic group? I was willing to give Asterios a second chance after he stopped whining about peoples' criticisms and started taking them in stride. And I will say that my previous disparaging posts about his writing style weren't insults and personal attacks, just barbed jokes and wiseass remarks. But he hasn't taken any of what others have said to heart, in spite of claiming that he did, and has continued to crap out unfunny articles, some of which are just a bunch of .jpgs. I'll point to Zach Parsons's latest article as something that I (and many other front page readers) enjoy. All of them have a tinge of absurdity to them. I guess that Zach has his style and Asterios has his. But it just feels out of place here.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 08:25 |
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get that OUT of my face posted:I guess that Zach has his style and Asterios has his. But it just feels out of place here. I came to that conclusion over a month ago: https://soundcloud.com/asteriosk/cuckmas-carols
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:58 |
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Lonos Oboe posted:I came to that conclusion over a month ago: https://soundcloud.com/asteriosk/cuckmas-carols There is always more and it is always worse, jfc
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 16:52 |
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quote:cuckmas-carols
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 16:57 |
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The last one pretty much only had one joke to tell and tried to tell it about 17 times. Probably didn't help that I have never heard of the guy who Asterios was lampooning. Meanwhile, I like this shark one. It would have been very easy to overextend (again) on this one, but instead he kept it short and simple.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:44 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:11 |
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Ariong posted:The last one pretty much only had one joke to tell and tried to tell it about 17 times. Probably didn't help that I have never heard of the guy who Asterios was lampooning. it was a unfunny bad version of a skymall article
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