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It can't be a coincidence that the Homosexual Deathstyle book is written by Dick Hafer, can it?
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You'll never hafe my dick homosexuals!
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Feb 18, 2017 20:25
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You can pry my dick from my cold, dead hands.
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Feb 18, 2017 20:29
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Choco1980 posted:No no, that's the gay directory. Huh. What's the gay rolodex then?
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Feb 18, 2017 20:44
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Karate Bastard posted:Huh. What's the gay rolodex then? This one.
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Feb 19, 2017 00:14
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drat, right in my feel zone.
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Feb 19, 2017 01:17
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LifeSunDeath posted:drat, right in my feel zone. just be the cool cat yo
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But cows don't have penises? idgi
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Feb 20, 2017 10:47
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:But cows don't have penises? Look at this guy who is completely oblivious to the rich lore of the tits and penises webcomic.
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Feb 20, 2017 10:52
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Gotta say, that trip to the wikipedia article on cattle didn't answer as many questions on "cow penis" as I'd hoped. Good Oglaf, though.
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Definition of cow 1a : the mature female of cattle (genus Bos)b : the mature female of various usually large animals (as an elephant, whale, or moose) 2: a domestic bovine animal regardless of sex or age
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Feb 20, 2017 11:20
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Yes but it's controversial you see! Because there's no singular version of the word "cattle"! Plurale tantum! It's very interesting and worthy of debate in this, the Good Comic's Thread
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Feb 20, 2017 11:27
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I usually like Oglaf but I have no idea what's going on with this one. The guy is eating jerky, which makes the lady barf jerky on the man. Then she wipes off the barf and smears it on a bull will the guy eats more jerky. Is there some kind of wordplay I'm missing here?
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Feb 20, 2017 11:31
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I usually like Oglaf but I have no idea what's going on with this one. It's a cock and bull story.
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Feb 20, 2017 11:34
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Feb 20, 2017 11:41
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I usually like Oglaf but I have no idea what's going on with this one. The joke is that porn lied to you and most women don't actually enjoy giving blowjobs and receiving facials.
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Feb 20, 2017 12:08
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Gary Larson filled a friends bathtub full of Rhino poo poo as a joke
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Feb 20, 2017 13:22
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Rhino poo poo????
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Hjalmar posted:Yes but it's controversial you see! Because there's no singular version of the word "cattle"! Plurale tantum! It's very interesting and worthy of debate in this, the Good Comic's Thread It's actually favorite comics, there's no mention of there having to be good comics.
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oldpainless posted:It's actually favorite comics, there's no mention of there having to be good comics. That explains so many of the posts in this thread. 
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Gromit posted:This one. That's a Rolex you dumbfuck rolodex:  actual comic  context is for losers Grand Prize Winner has a new favorite as of 01:22 on Feb 22, 2017 |
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They were out of butter?
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Paladinus posted:They were out of butter? 
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Feb 22, 2017 03:05
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Paladinus posted:They were out of butter?
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I can't believe there's no butter.
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Butter for Breakfast
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Feb 22, 2017 11:01
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What's up with the most soft-serve bitch made rear end jokes ever?
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LifeSunDeath posted:What's up with the most soft-serve bitch made rear end jokes ever? Does anyone else have a problem with their cum sacks when they're trying to sleep? You curl up in your standard half-fetal position and the boys feel like extras in a trash compactor scene. Now, I'm not talking some normal sized smooth criminals like a lot of you have - I'm talking about mine, the big, juicy grapefruits of the gently caress world compared to your satsumas. There's too much man and not enough room and they end up getting crushed between my thighs when I try to get comfortable. I've thought about trying a jock strap to keep them in check, but frankly I like going commando under the covers and the feel of cloth tickling my short hairs just keeps me too distracted to stay asleep.
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your friend a dog posted:Does anyone else have a problem with their cum sacks when they're trying to sleep? You curl up in your standard half-fetal position and the boys feel like extras in a trash compactor scene. Now, I'm not talking some normal sized smooth criminals like a lot of you have - I'm talking about mine, the big, juicy grapefruits of the gently caress world compared to your satsumas. There's too much man and not enough room and they end up getting crushed between my thighs when I try to get comfortable. I've thought about trying a jock strap to keep them in check, but frankly I like going commando under the covers and the feel of cloth tickling my short hairs just keeps me too distracted to stay asleep. 
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Hi I just made a comic so that I could show you all my new favorite comic
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your friend a dog posted:Does anyone else have a problem with their cum sacks when they're trying to sleep? You curl up in your standard half-fetal position and the boys feel like extras in a trash compactor scene. Now, I'm not talking some normal sized smooth criminals like a lot of you have - I'm talking about mine, the big, juicy grapefruits of the gently caress world compared to your satsumas. There's too much man and not enough room and they end up getting crushed between my thighs when I try to get comfortable. I've thought about trying a jock strap to keep them in check, but frankly I like going commando under the covers and the feel of cloth tickling my short hairs just keeps me too distracted to stay asleep. She started to train him as her toilet which he quickly got accustomed to. As a last resort to rid herself of him she told him that the only way that she would keep him is if he were to prove his loyalty and be castrated as she would never allow him sex with her anyway. He thought about it for a few days and Sonia thought that this demand would be too much and she would finally be rid of him. He wrote up a contract dedicating his life as her slave and after resigning from his position in the corporation signed all of his life's possessions over to her. The document also stated that he would give her his testicles and would live out his life obeying her every command. She found him naked and kneeling on her front steps with the contract pinned to his chest. When she found out that he had spent the past few days quitting his job and squaring away his affairs she could not turn him away as he had no place left to go. Now that he had agreed to the castration she set up her dungeon as an operating room. After tying him down she shot him up with a local anesthetic and made him watch the entire procedure. After shaving him clean she covered the area with iodine. She then cut away his scrotum with a scalpel and removed it completely. The wicked woman than took his sack and while still dripping with blood and ooze she put it over his nose and laughed at the helpless man. "You keep that there until I'm done or I won't sew you back up!" She sneered.
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Hjalmar posted:are people just posting the scripts to achewood comics now None of that made me feel divorced, depressed, and too fat to be cool in Portland.
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I watched that whole thing, end to end. I am a better man for it.
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